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Overrated. Seriously.

I don't understand the hype.

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Originally posted by IpLaYWiTLiGhTs Overrated. Seriously. I don't understand the hype.

They're for:

A) Coked up beer boys who want to get a hard on over some skank tramp.

B) Creepy Doss Fucks.

I had the displeasure of going to one when I was 17 and I though wtf people pay for this shit. Fuck spending �20 to have some god awful whore rub her filthy ass slit in my baby face. No sir, not on the flyer.

First time I went with all of my boys and I after turning 18 was a good experience. But everything after has been a snoozefest really...

It makes me feel disgusting after looking at those old fucks perving in the corner.

The only amusement I can understand is watching your girl friends get some action.

Everything else, complete waste of money.

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Originally posted by IpLaYWiTLiGhTs First time I went with all of my boys and I after turning 18 was a good experience. But everything after has been a snoozefest really... It makes me feel disgusting after looking at those old fucks perving in the corner. The only amusement I can understand is watching your girl friends get some action. Everything else, complete waste of money.

Well tbh I think people that want to go need to reassess their lives anyway.

If you can get tail, regardless of quality, why go any PAY to not get anything more than a 3D soft core porn viewing off some questionable past her sell by date, sagging bitch-tard? I ask you sir. Stay home have a wank if needs get that bad. One you spaffed you don't wanna know anyway.

yep, I'd rather go to a brothel

maybe if you weren't such a cheap bastard fuck.

Ive been a handfull of times and its always ok. Don't see how someone can actually not like a strip club... Drinking beer and staring at tits? is there some sort of problem? Who gives a shit about the pervs in the corners? Why are you even looking at them ffs!? Perv or no perv your both there to stare at breasts so hes basically your brother.

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht Perv or no perv your both there to stare at breasts so hes basically your brother.

I think you just argued against your own case there......

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht Ive been a handfull of times and its always ok. Don't see how someone can actually not like a strip club... Drinking beer and staring at tits? is there some sort of problem? Who gives a shit about the pervs in the corners? Why are you even looking at them ffs!? Perv or no perv your both there to stare at breasts so hes basically your brother.

You are a scrubber.

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 They're for: A) Coked up beer boys who want to get a hard on over some skank tramp. B) Creepy Doss Fucks. I had the displeasure of going to one when I was 17 and I though wtf people pay for this shit. Fuck spending �20 to have some god awful whore rub her filthy ass slit in my baby face. No sir, not on the flyer.

Aren't you gay and have a boyfriend?

they are for the underage, the desperate lonely loser, the really old dirty man, and bachelor parties.

There is no chance that anyone outside this demographic attends titty bars. If you don't agree it is because you can't see that you actually do fit one of these profiles.

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Originally posted by Schadenfreude they are for the underage, the desperate lonely loser, the really old dirty man, and bachelor parties. There is no chance that anyone outside this demographic attends titty bars. If you don't agree it is because you can't see that you actually do fit one of these profiles.

Winner of the 2009 award for the most bullshit post this year. Congrats. Just another few hours and the award might have been handed to Montana over in the MD forum.

BTW Just to clarify, I've never attended one - I just don't see the point, but I do know that many people outside of your 'demographic' have.

strippers are ok but yes strip clubs suck.

Patrons can be divided up into two groups: the regulars who know the strippers by the real names and guys part of group/party. I've been a member of the later and it was fun. I remember taking out our Italian translator to one up in Canada. Great way to break the ice and we had fun embarrassing and teasing him. We bought him a few lap dances and the expression on his face was priceless.

I have been to a total of 2 strip clubs in my entire life, got fired from them both for not dancing 'sexy enough'.

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Originally posted by woscar Aren't you gay and have a boyfriend?

Er, yes actually.

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister Winner of the 2009 award for the most bullshit post this year. Congrats. Just another few hours and the award might have been handed to Montana over in the MD forum. BTW Just to clarify, I've never attended one - I just don't see the point, but I do know that many people outside of your 'demographic' have.

i believe you, losers usually associate with other pathetic losers

and btw i used to work in a strip club a long time ago, so i know.

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister I think you just argued against your own case there......

We are all pervs, whether or not you want to admit it is a different story. The dirty guy in the corner with the hole in his pocket so he can jerk off has just given up on what people think about him. We secretly envy his secret hole compartment and wonder how we could make our own.

have you ever been to the Doric in Longueuil Steve?

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Originally posted by Schadenfreude have you ever been to the Doric in Longueuil Steve?

Nope, tell me why ?

Ive actually only been to 3 strip clubs.. Prom night some shit hole next to super sex. Hilltop once near Vaudreuil. Amazon was my last strip club.

Never been, probably never will.

I don't understand why anyone would pay money to not get what they want.

The only thing worse would be actually paying for what you want.

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht Nope, tell me why ? Ive actually only been to 3 strip clubs.. Prom night some shit hole next to super sex. Hilltop once near Vaudreuil. Amazon was my last strip club.

i used to work in that dump.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Never been, probably never will. I don't understand why anyone would pay money to not get what they want. The only thing worse would be actually paying for what you want.

Hilltop is the place to be if you want something heheh. If you stay till closing time the girls actually come and barter with you for sex or BJ's lol. For the record, ive never touched a girl there!

Must be crazy to work in a strip club.. just spending a few hours there you see some strange shit!

lol le grand prix: giving underage americans stds since 1996.

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