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Posted by The17sss on Jan-08-2010 06:11:

Choose your weapon

I go with "The Mit". Last thing I need is to give myself the dreaded shit-hook. What's your method?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-08-2010 06:16:

Lol

I go with the napkin fold.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-08-2010 06:20:

the planetoid!!

Posted by WittyHandle on Jan-08-2010 06:20:

Sheryl Crow?

Posted by The17sss on Jan-08-2010 06:21:

I would seriously go with The Mummy/Pharaoh if I had the time and didn't mind wasting scores of paper. I fear my hand coming in contact with my cornhole.

Posted by The17sss on Jan-08-2010 06:21:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
the planetoid!!

LOL!!

Posted by bas on Jan-08-2010 06:50:

Conveyor belt ftw.

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-08-2010 06:53:

the mit and conveyer ftw

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jan-08-2010 06:55:

the napkin roll

Posted by bas on Jan-08-2010 07:10:

I didn't realize how many variations there were

Where's Domesticated's thread?

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-08-2010 07:12:

they totally forgot about "the oil rig"

where you wrap the paper around your index finger and use it as an oil rig to mine the poop out of your butt

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jan-08-2010 07:13:

I use baby wipes so I guess I use the napkin fold.

Posted by Acton on Jan-08-2010 07:54:

I use a towel.

Posted by Fledz on Jan-08-2010 07:59:

Double or napkin.

Posted by kadomony on Jan-08-2010 08:01:

wad.

lol, wad.

Posted by R!CH on Jan-08-2010 08:13:

i use my fingernails

Posted by Spacey Orange on Jan-08-2010 08:19:

toilet paper flower ftmfw

Instructions

* Rolls of toilet paper, any color
* Wire twists like those used for plastic produce bags

1.
Step 1

Layer five sheets of toilet paper on top of each other.
2.
Step 2
Folding the petals into place.

Folding the petals into place.

Fan fold the sheets in 1/2-inch increments. A casual, soft fold is fine. Creasing is not necessary.
3.
Step 3

Tie middle with a wire twist. If leftover twist tie is lengthy, snip off.
4.
Step 4
Taking time with this step ensures the most beautiful rosette possible.

Taking time with this step ensures the most beautiful rosette possible.

Separate sheets gingerly to create the toilet paper flower. Careful not to rip. The toilet paper flower is almost in full bloom.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jan-08-2010 08:33:

Otherwise the airplane noises I make are just weird.

Posted by yukii on Jan-08-2010 08:39:

the wad for #1

napkin fold for #2 bc i use wet sheets

Posted by Salegon on Jan-08-2010 11:18:

Every time a thread about wiping techniques occurs, I refer to a German guy that invented a disgusting but money saving style:

For those not able to speak German: The guy asks the woman how much toiletpaper she needs for a shit. She then shows him the amount needed. After that, the guy demonstrates his own impressive wiping-technique:

After tearing off a very small piece of a single piece of toilet paper, he puts a finger through it sticking it in his ass wipes it clean and uses the teared-off piece to clean his fingernail

Posted by The17sss on Jan-08-2010 13:15:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
they totally forgot about "the oil rig"

where you wrap the paper around your index finger and use it as an oil rig to mine the poop out of your butt

Posted by bananas on Jan-08-2010 13:30:

more like 'choose your shield'

napkin fold or the runway

Posted by Pokit on Jan-08-2010 17:39:

napkin

Posted by Clovis on Jan-08-2010 17:39:

You amateurs, this all depends entirely on the type of shit taken!

Posted by Schadenfreude on Jan-08-2010 17:41:

bidets are the best, because they clean asses and quench thirst.

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