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Posted by narcism on Jan-15-2010 02:56:

Wtf

Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf�s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

�I�ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I�ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,� the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb�s head had human features on � the eyes, the nose and the mouth � only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb�s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Posted by leph555 on Jan-15-2010 03:01:

throat fuck that bitch

Posted by Lomeli on Jan-15-2010 03:13:

haha! weeeeird!

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jan-15-2010 03:35:

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Originally posted by narcism
The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

How stupid. That's a biologist wet dream. If they didn't do that we could have Hulamb's running around! I want one!

I just invented that word Hulamb, that's what they'll be called. I'll call mine Bob or Mary though. Meet Bob the hulamb haha!

Posted by narcism on Jan-15-2010 03:44:

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I just invented that word Hulamb, that's what they'll be called. I'll call mine Bob or Mary though. Meet Bob the hulamb haha!

lambman sounds better mine would be called Frank

Posted by on Jan-15-2010 03:49:

Is it possible for a human to impregnate an animal?

Posted by idoru on Jan-15-2010 03:54:

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Originally posted by ear candy
Is it possible for a human to impregnate an animal?

I wouldn't even know where to begin with this one. I'm speechless.

Posted by chimera66 on Jan-15-2010 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by ear candy
Is it possible for a human to impregnate an animal?

you sir are mentally challenged

Posted by kadomony on Jan-15-2010 04:19:

Posted by Lews on Jan-15-2010 04:36:

quote:
Originally posted by ear candy
Is it possible for a human to impregnate an animal?

Joke?

Posted by Krypton on Jan-15-2010 04:45:

Son of bas.

Posted by BTG on Jan-15-2010 04:48:

that's fake you idiots.

Posted by EricB. on Jan-15-2010 04:52:

i would have ate it

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-15-2010 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by EricB.
i would have ate it

Eaten!

Posted by D-res on Jan-15-2010 05:58:

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quote:
Originally posted by narcism
The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

Where do these people learn their biology?

... oh yeah

Posted by on Jan-15-2010 06:03:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
that's fake you idiots.

FTW

Posted by foliage on Jan-15-2010 07:52:

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quote:
Originally posted by D-res

Where do these people learn their biology?

... oh yeah

Well they are black...

Posted by Acton on Jan-15-2010 08:24:

quote:
Originally posted by ear candy
Is it possible for a human to impregnate an animal?

No, incompatible chromosomes, so it can't happen.

And a big fat at the original post!

Posted by Underscored on Jan-15-2010 09:38:

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By the same people that gave you

Thinnest house sold
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headline...est-house-sold/

and batboy

Posted by Acton on Jan-15-2010 10:24:

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quote:
Originally posted by Underscored
By the same people that gave you

Thinnest house sold
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headline...est-house-sold/

and batboy

That's a lot of money per square foot of property.

Posted by IceColdWater on Jan-15-2010 10:33:

And that's how unicorns come around.

Posted by FuzzQi on Jan-15-2010 10:49:

Posted by floyd741 on Jan-15-2010 13:48:

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Originally posted by kadomony

lol funneh cat

Posted by Lomeli on Jan-15-2010 14:39:

quote:
Originally posted by ear candy
Is it possible for a human to impregnate an animal?

It doesn't work, i've tried.