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Posted by aNYthing on Jan-27-2010 11:22:

Subway: a $5 foot long supersonic colon busting torpedo?

Is subway the new taco bell? It seems that every time I get a sandwich there, it's ejected at colon-bursting 50 times maximum speed limit necessary to preserve structural integrity of the toilet bowl.

Yeah, it's a shitty thread but it warranted a PSA: "Subway: shit fresh every 15mins"

I suspect they get ingredients from Taco Bell dumpsters.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-27-2010 11:26:

The smell of their bread cooking is disturbing Long distance disturbing.

I reckon that I can smell a Subway outlet from at least 100m away.

Posted by aNYthing on Jan-27-2010 11:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
The smell of their bread cooking is disturbing Long distance disturbing.

I reckon that I can smell a Subway outlet from at least 100m away.

THAT IS SO TRUE! I was just thinking that last time - that my clothes stink of their bread. Fuck, it sucks working in boonies with nothing decent nearby.

I was stupid enough to order a soup too - that looked and i suspect tasted like a bowl of bukkake.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-27-2010 12:04:

This is weird. I understand the words but the posts seem to make no sense.

Posted by Crash on Jan-27-2010 13:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
This is weird. I understand the words but the posts seem to make no sense.

Nice to read that im not alone...

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-27-2010 13:15:

you are getting old. Ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction.

Posted by Sonic_c on Jan-27-2010 16:54:

Subway rules! i love it so much that when i burp a little bit up a few hours after im actually pleased to taste it again!

Posted by Cpt.Cocaine on Jan-27-2010 17:19:

I was actually reflecting on this the last time I went to subway. Every time I have a sub there I have to take a massive shit afterwards. The choice of bread somewhat determines the type of shit.

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-27-2010 17:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
you are getting old. Ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction.

loltorpedo

quote:
Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
The choice of bread somewhat determines the type of shit.

lolcornbread

Posted by enydo on Jan-27-2010 17:28:

I believe we've nearly formulated a hypothesis. Extensive testing is now in order.

Posted by Jackson on Jan-27-2010 17:38:

Been ill with Norovirus for the past 10 days, and the thought of food has made me feel so sick!...Apart from since yesterday when i've had a craving for a Subway.

Just had one, now feel quite sick but still somewhat satisfied.

Sweet Onion Chicken Teryaki with cheese, lettuce and cucumber on Hearty Italian...Everytime.

What do u guys get?

Posted by Sonic_c on Jan-27-2010 17:44:

veggie pattie on italien herbs and cheese with chilli cheese slices and loads o salad!

Posted by Comrade Stalin on Jan-27-2010 18:00:

Comrade Stalin loves Subway.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jan-27-2010 19:35:

Nothing will ever top Taco Bell in terms of intestinal genocidal warfare. It's the only food joint that taxes you with a physical deficit to your general well-being for days.

Posted by beersANDblunts on Jan-27-2010 19:42:

i dont know why everyone thinks subway is soo great.

1)the bread smells very very odd
2)the lettuce is horrible
3)the chicken tastes terrible, its like rubber
4)they can cost upwards of 9 dollars. like really that is crazy

Posted by Cpt.Cocaine on Jan-27-2010 20:37:

The taste varies from store to store, mostly depending on who the staff is and how much business they get. Most subways taste like rubber, but every once in awhile you get a decent one.

Relatively decent that is. Of course, it's still fast food and therefore still tastes like shit.

Posted by D-res on Jan-27-2010 20:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
lolpedo

lolrnbread

fixed?

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson

What do u guys get?

bread - herbs & cheese
sandwhich - big philly cheesesteak, spicy italian, chicken pizziola
extras.. some combo of lettuce/spinach, onions, green pepp, banana pepp, ranch/chipotle, spices

I am drooling now

Posted by JD8180 on Jan-27-2010 23:20:

last couple of times I just had tuna on white bread with some lettuce and onions... massive fiery shit shortly afterwards. I don't know if it's that I'm getting older, or that they're getting shittier.

Posted by R!CH on Jan-27-2010 23:42:

subway is disgusting. the only place i'd ever order a sandwich is at a non-franchise local deli/bakery.

Posted by leph555 on Jan-27-2010 23:48:

quote:
Originally posted by R!CH
subway is disgusting. the only place i'd ever order a sandwich is at a non-franchise local deli/bakery.

+1

Posted by wotyzoid on Jan-27-2010 23:50:

My worst experiences were with White Castle.

Posted by Jackson on Jan-27-2010 23:59:

We dont have White Castle in the uk obviously. But from what i've read on wiki and seen on Harold and Kumar ( ) they look amazing!

Whats wrong with them?

Posted by Adam420 on Jan-28-2010 01:01:

If I want to buy the worse sandwich that I possibly could, short of pre-packaged ones, I'd go to Subway. How much chicken do you think their "chicken breast" actually contains?

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Jan-28-2010 01:42:

I've had the worst food poisoning ever from a subway chicken sub. About an hour after I ate it, it came on and I was shitting and puking my face off for the entire night. Taco Bell just makes u shit extra hard. It's useful for a good pipe cleaning every now and then.

Posted by Ania_xox on Jan-28-2010 01:57:

Quiznos for the mother fucking win.
Black Angus Steak Sandwich
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

fuck me in the asshole

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