What was going through your head the first time you had sex

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Posted by BTG on Jan-31-2010 06:51:

What was going through your head the first time you had sex

I was thinking:

OH yah. havin sex.

this isn't so hard...i bet i can do this for hours.

uh oh.....

oops.

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-31-2010 06:52:

"my dick feels like jello"

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-31-2010 06:53:

"I'm glad I didn't do this when I was 14 like the rest of my whore friends. I climax better on my own."

Posted by idoru on Jan-31-2010 07:02:

"Shit, go slow... you have no stamina. Think about something random like-... ahh, fuck. Too late."

Posted by kadomony on Jan-31-2010 07:06:

"i'm gonna kill this bitch"

HAHAH NAH but could you imagine?!

Posted by iammesol on Jan-31-2010 07:06:

"I'm so damn glad I waited two decades to do this with someone I love."

edit: and about 20 minutes later I realized the condom was too small and I couldn't shoot... lol

Posted by idoru on Jan-31-2010 07:09:

How did it take you twenty minutes to realize that it was too small?

Posted by Intellekshual on Jan-31-2010 07:10:

"This was worth the wait"

Posted by iammesol on Jan-31-2010 07:14:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
How did it take you twenty minutes to realize that it was too small?

I was enjoying it, okay?

Posted by idoru on Jan-31-2010 07:16:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
I was enjoying it, okay?

Posted by iammesol on Jan-31-2010 07:19:

It was quite embarrassing to be honest. She didn't mind.

Posted by leph555 on Jan-31-2010 07:24:

Aim for the eyes!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-31-2010 07:27:

My first time, we were in the middle of watching Evil Dead 2. So I was thinking about whether I should rewind it or not once we're finished, I hadn't seen it in a while.

Posted by Intellekshual on Jan-31-2010 07:27:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
"I'm so damn glad I waited two decades to do this with someone I love."

edit: and about 20 minutes later I realized the condom was too small and I couldn't shoot... lol

You cut your hair!!

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-31-2010 07:27:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
"Shit, go slow... you have no stamina. Think about something random like-... ahh, fuck. Too late."

LMAO. Pretty much this

Posted by Intellekshual on Jan-31-2010 07:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
My first time, we were in the middle of watching Evil Dead 2. So I was thinking about whether I should rewind it or not once we're finished, I hadn't seen it in a while.

My sympathies.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-31-2010 07:32:

Yeah, I know, the first one had so much more charm to it.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-31-2010 07:36:

Evil Dead 2 wasn't much of a sequel, really. It did, however, bring us Army of Darkness.

Crime Wave is still my favorite Sam Raimi flick.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-31-2010 07:44:

Huh, I've never even heard of that. I shall have to procure it and mate during its presentation.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-31-2010 07:48:

Yeah most people haven't. The Coen brothers wrote it, too. Such and awesome and bizarre movie.

Posted by The17sss on Jan-31-2010 07:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
My first time, we were in the middle of watching Evil Dead 2.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-31-2010 08:00:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-31-2010 08:00:

Haha yeah. First penetration was while Ash was sawing his decapitated girlfriend's head in half while it was jammed into a vise. You'd think I would have lost it all right there, but no!

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-31-2010 08:01:

Hal hasn't heard of Army of Darkness??

Did I read something wrong?

Edit: I completely read it wrong.

Flame me

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-31-2010 08:02:

He means Crimewave.

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