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Medical Research Trials

I'm running low on money at the moment, and this is looking mighty tempting. Talk me out of it, COR.

Fuck, talk me into it.

The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment

You will likely not qualify.

Depends on the nature of it of course, but all medical trials have lots of inclusion criteria and exclusion critera. It's not as easy to participate in these things as it seems (like I said, depends again on what kind of condition is being tested)

I have been translating a lot of medical documents lately and have come across several consent forms for these types of things. They are perfectly safe if they are legit (this often means government funded) and again if you meet the criteria (inclusions and exclusions considered)
They've all been official documents though, so these are the only types I am familiar with. If it's a drug trial by some kind of charlatan-driven group --- definitely stay away

Re: Medical Research Trials

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I'm running low on money at the moment, and this is looking mighty tempting. Talk me out of it, COR.

Think of the potential life changing side effects. Of course I'm talking about super powers. Do it.

Lol. system j = ********!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Lol. system j = ********!

I'm not going to lie, ********'s fractured mental state is the single biggest reason I haven't already signed up.

They are offering some mad coin, though. One study offers �2455 for three days of testing. Mighty fucking tempting.

Wow, did they mention what that one would require? That's a fair chunk of money.

yeah, id be up for that for sure.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Wow, did they mention what that one would require? That's a fair chunk of money.

"This trial is available to healthy male and female volunteers aged 18 and over with a BMI between 18.5 and 32. Volunteers can be both smokers or non-smokers. Gilberts syndrome is not acceptable for this trial, HRT is not acceptable for female volunteers."

Do it. I know a guy who used to do these all the time, he got paid like $1500 to test a new flavor of Gatorade. I guess it's kind of like trick or treat though, sometimes you get the big Kit Kat and other times you get the candy bar with a creamy syphillis filling. On second thought, maybe you shouldn't.

Eh, worst-case scenario, you get a rack like William's. At least now you'll have something for the other hand to do.

Do it and report back to us. Especially if you turn gay. I'de like that.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I'm not going to lie, ********'s fractured mental state is the single biggest reason I haven't already signed up. They are offering some mad coin, though. One study offers �2455 for three days of testing. Mighty fucking tempting.

That amount of money warrants at least showing up to see what it's about, I guess.

enjoy your third penis

sucking cock would likely be healthier.

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Originally posted by Schadenfreude sucking cock would likely be healthier.

Not your cock.

i've had an unfortunate attempt to enter the circuit

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...hlight=bleeding

You know who else enjoyed medical testing? Captain America. And he's a super hero.

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Originally posted by woscar That amount of money warrants at least showing up to see what it's about, I guess.

I did this a few years ago when I was in university and seriously low on cash. I signed up, then went to the briefing before the initial tests were due, I didn't make it to the initial tests as I got the fuck out of there after deciding risking my health wasn't worth it, despite the slight chance of gaining a superpower.

I can't remember which trail it was though, it paid a similar amount, but the some of the potential side effects were shocking, which they only revealed in the briefing.

I don't know about dangers to your health, but the simplest reason against it I can think of is that it's pathetic.

you =

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Originally posted by Acton I can't remember which trail it was though, it paid a similar amount, but the some of the potential side effects were shocking, which they only revealed in the briefing.

There are other trials that pay less, and are presumably much less risky. What kind of shocking side effects are we talking?

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J There are other trials that pay less, and are presumably much less risky. What kind of shocking side effects are we talking?

I cant remember all of them, but vomiting and severe migraines were in there somewhere. Different trials will have different potential side effects.

There are others that pay less and are less risky. If you want a gauge, the more it pays, the more hazardous it will be.

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Originally posted by Acton I cant remember all of them, but vomiting and severe migraines were in there somewhere. Different trials will have different potential side effects. There are others that pay less and are less risky. If you want a gauge, the more it pays, the more hazardous it will be.

For �2500 in three days I'm prepared to vomit my guts out and have blinding migraines throughout. Unless we're getting towards hair loss or physical damage I think I can hack it.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J For �2500 in three days I'm prepared to vomit my guts out and have blinding migraines throughout. Unless we're getting towards hair loss or physical damage I think I can hack it.

the hairloss aint such a bad thing. Out of everyone from school, a good half of my mates are bald or balding by 28, some even by 22/23. The money is good but I'd just make sure it's a reputable company.


@bobby - syphillis in chocolate? that probably tastes better than most north-american chocolates

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