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Posted by ivanivan on Feb-09-2010 12:31:

Alaska Kayaking accident

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

Posted by itsamemario on Feb-09-2010 14:25:

Posted by floyd741 on Feb-09-2010 15:29:

lol

Posted by Chris Crossland on Feb-09-2010 15:38:

I chuckled

Posted by leph555 on Feb-09-2010 15:42:

I blew a load

Posted by Jackson on Feb-09-2010 16:51:

lol Crustacean porn....otherwise known as Prawn.

Posted by Capitalizt on Feb-09-2010 20:55:

thumbsup

Posted by R!CH on Feb-09-2010 20:58:

that is great news!

Posted by D-res on Feb-09-2010 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
lol Crustacean porn....otherwise known as Prawn.

Now that's humorous!

santa claws, anyone?

Posted by _Nut_ on Feb-10-2010 12:49:

fail...

Both King and Dungeness crab fishing is illegal in Kachemak Bay. Only Tanner crabs are 'legal' around that fishery...

/Alaskan

//slashie

Posted by infiniteJEST on Feb-10-2010 13:59:

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
fail...

Both King and Dungeness crab fishing is illegal in Kachemak Bay. Only Tanner crabs are 'legal' around that fishery...

/Alaskan

//slashie

Way to ruin the fucking joke

Posted by david.michael on Feb-10-2010 16:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
lol Crustacean porn....otherwise known as Prawn.

Well played.

Posted by thecreator on Feb-10-2010 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
Way to ruin the fucking joke

+1

Posted by _Nut_ on Feb-11-2010 02:14:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
Way to ruin the fucking joke

That's how I roll.