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The most insulting you've ever been
Seems to be a few threads on the go at the minute following this 'worst you've ever done' theme. So, keeping to it, what's the most insulting thing you've ever said to someone?
Me and my mates used to play a game where we'd tell each other things we'd have to say to random strangers, and then we'd have to go up to them and say it, no matter what (unless it was likely to get you stabbed or something.)
A few that stuck in my mind over the years:
To a fat girl sitting on the beach with her friends in Ibiza a few years back, at the request of my friends I went up and said "Come on, quick... we've got to get you back in the sea!"
To a group of relatively unattractive girls on the dance floor in some bar in London I was in I went up and said in an authoritative tone "Excuse me girls, no ugos on the dance floor..."
And to some fat man sat around the pool when I went to Vegas, I went up beside him and shouted, "Quick, someone get him in the pool so we can harpoon him!"
Ahh to be young and a cunt. 
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike To a fat girl sitting on the beach with her friends in Ibiza a few years back, at the request of my friends I went up and said "Come on, quick... we've got to get you back in the sea!" |
Fuck I would have loved to see her expression when you said that.
kinda hard to think of one..
but when i was around 18 we used to drive to downtown toronto, drive by where the whores operated and yell " FUKIN WHORE " or " HAHAH YOU HAVE AIDS"
stupid? yes very
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Fuck I would have loved to see her expression when you said that. |
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike "Quick, someone get him in the pool so we can harpoon him!" |
When I was a competitive swimmer, our swim team had a Valentines Day tradition of a sort, where each male was given a rose to give to one of the female members of our team, accompanied by a pickup line. I was a co-captain of the team at this point.
The first girl, I said: "I wanted to screw your brains out, but unfortunately it appears someone has beaten me to it."
Everybody was pretty astonished that I just said this girl was a dumb slut. I was given one more chance to redeem myself with a different girl.
I said, "Those are some nice legs, what time do they open?".
My position as team captain was revoked. 
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike She looked pretty wounded. And I'm pretty sure the words "you", "fucking" and "cunt" were involved too |
(My friend from the car window to a woman sitting on a park bench cradling her newborn)
"Your baby is very ugly."
When I was in hs we would 'jive talk' while driving around. Its what we called yelling obsenities to people. Like two guys standing waiting to cross the street and saying "why don't you guy hold hands already", etc.
Otherwise I offend someone pretty much every time the topic of religion comes up at parties, bars, family outtings, anywhere really.
I insinuated that a girl's dead brother had killed himself after looking at her ugly face. And by "insinuated", I mean "openly said".
I was about 13 at the time. But I'm still going to hell.
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I insinuated that a girl's dead brother had killed himself after looking at her ugly face. And by "insinuated", I mean "openly said". I was about 13 at the time. But I'm still going to hell. |
I was 12 or 13, this tough dude which was 16 or something and twice my size was walking along, i was on my BMX.
He tells me something stupid, so I start telling him he doesn't have a dad because his white trash mom was some cheap whore (he was mulato) and some other shit... the guy bursts in tears like a baby and starts running after me... I was never that glad in my life to be on a bike... geez lolololol
For the few years after I lived on that street I managed not to cross his path ever again, great success I'm still alive.
Hmm, that's a tough question. It's not clear to me how best to quantify or compare degrees of insulting-ness.
What comes to mind is this:
There was some annoying bitch where I used to work who was trying to get people in the office to donate money for some down syndrome thing, and I asked her why. She told me that her daughter had down sydrome.
I told her, "I can see where she gets it from," and proceeded to suggest that she had to resort to begging because she had found herself unable to successfuly raise any funds via prostitution.
I don't know if that's the most insulting I've been, but it has to be among the top candidates.
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| Originally posted by Arbiter Hmm, that's a tough question. It's not clear to me how best to quantify or compare degrees of insulting-ness. What comes to mind is this: There was some annoying bitch where I used to work who was trying to get people in the office to donate money for some down syndrome thing, and I asked her why. She told me that her daughter had down sydrome. I told her, "I can see where she gets it from," and proceeded to suggest that she had to resort to begging because she had found herself unable to successfuly raise any funds via prostitution. I don't know if that's the most insulting I've been, but it has to be among the top candidates. |
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| Originally posted by The17sss lol... come on man, is that really true? |
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| Originally posted by Arbiter That's probably not even the worst of that particular saga, just the most insulting part. |
When I was in 4th grade I told this really ridiculously fat girl that she was fat. Don't really remember what I said, but it was pretty mean apparently; she cried, went and ratted me out, and I got in a shitload of trouble with the rents.
I spat inside a girls car as she was leaving Waffle House (a redneck hangout that serves pancakes all day). I hit her square in the chest.
She was arguing with some guy about 30 cents. I was literally so pissed that someone would argue over 30 cents that i walked up to her car and spit on her. (I tried to spit on the windshield but i missed.)
We ran away, she tried to follow us, but her little "poor person car" could not keep up with ours.
Just this morning I was at a light, turning left on my green arrow, when this apparently snooty lady in stretch pants just starts crossing the street - I saw that she didn't even try pressing the button, much less have a sign telling her she could start crossing. She was obviously just aware that it was a primarily business area and that pedestrians generally have the right of way (in court), but couldn't fucking wait like 10 seconds for her turn - she has to just start fucking walking, almost ruining my green arrow. So I kind of gunned it to let her know I wasn't going to let her cross, rolled down my window really quick and spit at her. Yes, like a goddamn llama.
Sleep deprivation is a horrible thing, kids, don't turn out like me.
//Holy shit, nachos - hive mind llama power! If I had the wherewithal, there'd be a new alliance in order. I know there's at least 5 bas puns in it.
I once asked a girl if she would like to dance .." No Im with a mate" . " Thanks for that, I shagged your mother anyway " ..pause , then tears .." My mother died last year " . Without missing a beat " Yeah, I know ,, I dug her up and shagged her "
There was a girl I really didn't like at a party I was at, but we ignored each other for most of the night. One of my friends made the mention she'd just had a miscarriage and was amazed she was out.
A little while later it was just her and I in the kitchen, she said made a snide comment to me and I said: "Oh? How does it feel knowing no one will every take you seriously or love you? I mean, for fuck sake, your baby killed itself rather than having you as a mother."
She burst into tears and left the party.
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| Originally posted by Sandsider I once asked a girl if she would like to dance .." No Im with a mate" . " Thanks for that, I shagged your mother anyway " ..pause , then tears .." My mother died last year " . Without missing a beat " Yeah, I know ,, I dug her up and shagged her " |
Bitches gonna get spit on.
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| Originally posted by Banora There was a girl I really didn't like at a party I was at, but we ignored each other for most of the night. One of my friends made the mention she'd just had a miscarriage and was amazed she was out. A little while later it was just her and I in the kitchen, she said made a snide comment to me and I said: "Oh? How does it feel knowing no one will every take you seriously or love you? I mean, for fuck sake, your baby killed itself rather than having you as a mother." She burst into tears and left the party. |
I was going to tell her she's nothing more than a living sock for men to jack off into, but she left. :/
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