Crime, Punishment, and the Ridiculous: Sexual Offenses in the US

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Posted by Eugene on Jul-13-2002 15:34:

Crime, Punishment, and the Ridiculous: Sexual Offenses in the US

Some of the sexual offenses in the USA, the Land of the Free:

- Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

- In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

- In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

- In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

- In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

- In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

- In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

- In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

- In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

- In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

- Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.

Posted by P4z! on Jul-13-2002 15:41:

LOL didn't know that

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In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

whaaaa?

Posted by OrZonE on Jul-13-2002 17:14:

Should be posted in the "Homour" section.

This is just ridiculous
How do they come up with some of these laws?

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In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

...and this is simply absurd

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- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin

I can't even begin to describe the stupidity of this, US is getting a little carried away.

Posted by Munken on Jul-13-2002 17:16:

Re: Crime, Punishment, and the Ridiculous: Sexual Offenses in the US

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Originally posted by Eugene
- In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

So how do they expect ppl to get any baby's

Posted by Choobak on Jul-13-2002 18:04:

This is all bullshit.. don't get too carried away by this.. they're all remenants of old colonial and late 18th/early 19th century laws... american culture was based on purity afterall with those puritans and what not so these aren't even so surprising...

Posted by Sarcoman on Jul-13-2002 18:12:

Re: Crime, Punishment, and the Ridiculous: Sexual Offenses in the US

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Originally posted by Eugene

- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida , Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

I think South Beach miami has really relaxed clothing laws (topless beaches), and all the hot girls where thongs. And those Wet T contests in Daytona... This law would imprison any young male in Florida. No wonder their prisons are overcrowded

Posted by Sarcoman on Jul-13-2002 18:14:

I just noticed Choobacks sig... HAHAHAHAHA

Does that constitute an arrestable offence too?!?!?!

Posted by Prism on Jul-13-2002 18:21:

AND the shittiest ever law in North America is being forbidden from drinking in public!!!

Posted by Endlesswave on Jul-13-2002 18:31:

Drinking in public...yeh, pain in the ass stupid law. Except in Louisiana...I hear there they practically GIVE you a drink to walk, and apparently you can also DRIVE with one...just not drinking at the same time obviously but you can have one open in the car. Wtf...

Posted by djshorts on Jul-13-2002 18:49:

imagine if you was still ruled by the british you would be able to smoke pot and not get in trouble and do all the sexual activities you want!

(just a thought)

Posted by fastmp3 on Jul-13-2002 22:42:

that's why the USA sucks

Posted by majere on Jul-13-2002 23:17:

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Originally posted by Endlesswave
Drinking in public...yeh, pain in the ass stupid law. Except in Louisiana...I hear there they practically GIVE you a drink to walk, and apparently you can also DRIVE with one...just not drinking at the same time obviously but you can have one open in the car. Wtf...

man i live in south louisiana and the drinking laws here are crazy this is the only state i know of that has drive through daiquiri shops , you cant have an open container in your car here if its a bottle or can but if its in a cup its ok and the dumest of all is you can buy alcohol when your 18 but you cant drink it till your 21

Posted by whiskers on Jul-13-2002 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by djshorts
imagine if you was still ruled by the british you would be able to smoke pot and not get in trouble and do all the sexual activities you want!

(just a thought)

and we'd have everyone listening to trance.

btw, somewhere in nevada you will get fined $200 or something for detonating a nuclear device within a city's limits

Posted by rupert on Jul-14-2002 04:00:

Im sure some of those things are an exagerration but still.

America was a country founded by religious fanatics and it is a STILL a country run by religious fanatics.

Examples of religious inspired extremism to be found in america:

People who run Needle exchanges for drug users are criminals,

a country that executes minors and people who are mentally ill

A Country that drug tests kids at school.

A country that doesnt give higher education grants to students who have had drug convictions.

A country that shoots down aeroplanes in South america that are suspected of carrying drugs.

A country that in many counties dont even teach the theory of evolution because its not in the bible.

The rest of the world moved into the 21st century, America is still in the 19th. The United States is a morally bankrupt joke that lives a lie. It trys to portray an image of religious sincerity and positive christian values when in fact the exact opposite is the reality.

Posted by j_spot on Jul-14-2002 18:11:

In canada Anal sex is illegal if you are under 18

Posted by lonne on Jul-15-2002 00:26:

Usa and all of their laws, is the final evidence for me...

That country is much weirder then the one I live in..

SWEDEN.

Posted by DennisF on Jul-15-2002 09:55:

USA Land of the free: BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!

Posted by Rostros on Jul-15-2002 11:37:

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

What would you class as dirty , ? what else are you gonna say to your wife while your banging her # hi darlin whats for tea !! ha ha