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Posted by Andrew K on Jul-14-2002 20:46:

doggy joke

Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.

The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, So why are you here?

The Boxer replies, I'm a pisser. I piss on everything-the
sofa, the cat, the kid. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.
The Doberman says, So what is the vet going to do?
Lethal injection came the reply from the sad Boxer.

The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, Why are you here?

The Lab says, I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch. So what are they going to do to you? the Doberman inquired.
Lethal injection, the dejected Labrador said.

The Labrador then turns to the Doberman (our hero) and asks what he's at the vet's office for. I'm a humper, the Doberman says. I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.

I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself.

I hopped on her back and started humping away. The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, So, lethal injection for you too??

The Doberman replied, No, I'm getting my nails trimmed!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jul-14-2002 22:19:

ummmmmmmmm.......... ew?

Posted by djshorts on Jul-14-2002 23:26:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

not my scratches bitch !!

lol

Posted by eye_03 on Jul-15-2002 05:17:

i find that moderatley humorous.

Posted by PhaseFour on Jul-15-2002 05:49:

lol i dont get it i dont get lots of ur jokes hahahha

Posted by Mikrop on Jul-15-2002 11:16:

made ME chuckle

Posted by Drifter on Jul-15-2002 14:33:

hehe...sick joke