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Posted by Andrew K on Jul-14-2002 20:51:

the belgians...

In case you wondered why Belgians have a reputation as they do, read on:

* 3 people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

* 142 people were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

* 58 people are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

* 31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

* 19 people have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.

* Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.

* 101 people since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

* 18 people had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

* A massive 543 people were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.

* 5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

AND FINALLY, SURPRISE, SURPRISE

* 8 people cracked their skull in 2000 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.


Posted by zoomp on Jul-14-2002 21:08:

quote:
* 3 people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.



Posted by Munken on Jul-14-2002 21:24:

Well I've seen the exact same statistics about.
USA
Denmark
Sweden
Norway
England
Scotland
Ireland
Germany
Netherland
and at lot more country's

So sure why not Belgium too.


Posted by Andrew K on Jul-14-2002 21:26:

maybe...
I just found this at the "belgian version"
no offence


Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jul-14-2002 22:14:

I think each person changes the country name to the country he wants to make fun of........ lol........


Posted by djshorts on Jul-14-2002 23:24:

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(QUOTE)* 5 people were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.(/QUOTE)



how the fuck can this happen?????



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