When i was a little kid, i loved dogs and dogs loved me....... things have changed...

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Posted by Amduscias on May-03-2010 18:26:

When i was a little kid, i loved dogs and dogs loved me....... things have changed...

I went to take out the trash and next thing i know i have a fucking poodle chasing my ass for like 10 mins... and the owner was like

COOKIE GET BACK HERE LEAVE HIM ALONE

and im like BITCH GET OVER HERE AND GRAB THIS DOG BEFORE I KICK IT'S FACE

dogs now hate me and i now hate dogs

the end.

Posted by djhaziel on May-03-2010 18:43:

dags?

Posted by WhooCares on May-03-2010 19:31:

Posted by Mr.Mystery on May-03-2010 19:40:

Posted by Chris Crossland on May-03-2010 20:07:

I would have punted the fucking rat!

Or just let the thing bite me and then sue the owner.

Posted by amp3 on May-03-2010 22:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I would have punted the fucking rat!

Or just let the thing bite me and then sue the owner.

If you live in the U.S. this is the correct answer, make sure you add in an extra 45 million for 'emotional trauma'.

Posted by Chris Crossland on May-03-2010 23:41:

quote:
Originally posted by amp3
If you live in the U.S. this is the correct answer, make sure you add in an extra 45 million for 'emotional trauma'.

One of my friends got bit in the face as a kid by a dog. Got a good 20k out of it.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on May-04-2010 00:11:

It's a fucking poodle. It probably doesn't weigh 20kgs, and if a 20kg kid was threatening you, would you run away?

Posted by Amduscias on May-04-2010 00:22:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
It's a fucking poodle. It probably doesn't weigh 20kgs, and if a 20kg kid was threatening you, would you run away?
it was a big dog o-o

Posted by Chris Crossland on May-04-2010 00:26:

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Posted by Mr.Mystery on May-04-2010 01:12:

It'll kill you. It'll kill you until you are DEAD!

Posted by Sushipunk on May-04-2010 01:22:

Look at those cold, ruthless eyes.

Posted by djhaziel on May-04-2010 01:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Amduscias
it was a big dog o-o

orly

Posted by Lilith on May-04-2010 01:27:

Poodles can be a bit cranky, quite a lot are a bit inbred and they're often owned by idiots that don't train them.

Posted by Sushipunk on May-04-2010 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Poodles can be a bit cranky, quite a lot are a bit inbred and they're often owned by idiots that don't train them.

I quickly skimmed over that and thought you said "They're often owned by inbreds that don't train them"

Oops

Posted by owien on May-04-2010 03:08:

Re: When i was a little kid, i loved dogs and dogs loved me....... things have changed...

quote:
Originally posted by Amduscias

I went to take out the trash and next thing i know i have a fucking poodle chasing my ass for like 10 mins... and the owner was like

COOKIE GET BACK HERE LEAVE HIM ALONE

and im like BITCH GET OVER HERE AND GRAB THIS DOG BEFORE I KICK IT'S FACE

dogs now hate me and i now hate dogs

the end.

"let me at him"

Posted by amp3 on May-04-2010 03:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

I'd be laughing to hard to run. Until it bit me atleast.

Posted by aNYthing on May-10-2010 01:32:

My neighbors on one side have an annoying little piece of shit that barks all the time -so much so that few times I was out after a spliff, I thought that neighbors were fucking and that was the scream of extasy I was hearing. Turned out it was just this fucking mutt. On the other side, neighbors run a fucking kennel out of their backyard (illegal in our township) - fucking idiots bark all the time, to the point where I was looking into an ultrasound cannon to blast them each time they bark.

I used to love dogs, can't fathom having one now.

Posted by The17sss on May-10-2010 02:42:

Cats FTW

Posted by zoogla on May-10-2010 04:51:

c0r version?

Posted by tubularbills on May-10-2010 05:46:

i got mauled by our rottweiler growing up. we had put him through obiedence training and did all the right stuff with him. and one day he just stood up on his hind legs and pushed me up against the wall.i had 6 puncture wounds on my back. we put the ****** to sleep the following week.

that's the only breed of dog i hate. everything else is cool

Posted by Lira on May-10-2010 06:21:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
My neighbors on one side have an annoying little piece of shit that barks all the time

Posted by aNYthing on May-10-2010 12:44:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
Cats FTW

only LOLCAT variety. The actual ones are twitchy, sneaky fucks with an attitude problem. I resqued a kitten a while ago - little ****** shat and pissed all over my house, scratched up a leather sofa, then started running around the place - even jumped on window screen, thrashing madly. I gave little prick away to SPCA.

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on May-11-2010 12:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

"Surpassing the previous record of 8 minutes"

Posted by Fledz on May-11-2010 12:29:

You should harness that rage and use it to kill as many pitbulls as you can in the world.

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