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Posted by leph555 on May-07-2010 15:12:

Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car

Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. � The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

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Posted by woscar on May-07-2010 16:41:

Posted by Ygrene on May-07-2010 16:43:

'Minor facial injuries'. I bet his beard got dented.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-07-2010 17:52:

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Originally posted by Ygrene
'Minor facial injuries'. I bet his beard got dented.

I wonder if he gave her his other cheek too.

Posted by Moongoose on May-07-2010 17:53:

Is she a jew? Its always jews killing the savior.

Posted by Scoops on May-07-2010 18:04:

He was on his way to Rhode Island to give Peter a copy of Bird is the Word