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Ironman 2 [possible spoilers ahead]

Just saw ironman 2 over the weekend and what can I say ....











Hollywood is not out of ideas, they're scraping the bottom of the barrell... On the opposite side of the world. Trite acting, boring plot, way too much time talking, Mickey Rourke in a stereotypical drunken Russian role, mumbling jibberish that supposed to be Russian. The plot had a continuity of a story as told by ADD riddled teen twiterring, facebooking and sexting at the same time. And what the fuck was up with Sam Rockwell's hands being covered in iodide or fake tan lotion, when he was dining in a plane hangar?

The only saving grace were cool fight scenes and Grand Prix scene... Everything else was fucking yawn inducing. I can't recall watching a movie so dull in a long time and couldn't give two shits about any of the characters... Aside Scarlett Johanssen - oh, the things I would eat out of her ass!

Overall - waste of money and time. All these shit flicks have ruined Marvel for me - I view it as nothing more than a safe bet cash cow for Hollywood. And I'm not seeing the next abomination they stuck a teaser for after the credits.

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Good guys win.







Hope that unexp�ected turn of events doesnt spoil the movie for anyone.

overall it was fine but how did Ironman's army friend get the code for the glass room to obtain the silver suit??

anyone watch past the credits. I did but I will let someone else give it away. Probably see it on youtube by now.

Did you guys watch the trailer for Super 8? any ideas of what it could be? E.T.2?Cloverfield 2?

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Originally posted by Trancealot anyone watch past the credits. I did but I will let someone else give it away. Probably see it on youtube by now.

Damn it I knew I should have waited. Any links?

Re: Ironman 2 [possible spoilers ahead]

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Originally posted by aNYthing Trite acting, boring plot, way too much time talking, Mickey Rourke in a stereotypical drunken Russian role, mumbling jibberish that supposed to be Russian. The only saving grace were cool fight scenes Everything else was fucking yawn inducing. I can't recall watching a movie so dull in a long time and couldn't give two shits about any of the characters... Aside Scarlett Johanssen - oh, the things I would eat out of her ass!

Yes. I also watched it over the weekend. The only thing I liked was a) the fight scenes b) Scarlett c) the beautiful audi r8 spider
/fin

The movie was so unbearable, I was annoyed to the point of stabbing every time Stark and Potts would go on their fast-talking-cutesy-I-hate-you-flirting rants at each other.

i'm wondering. what did you guys expect for an action film like Iron Man 2? it follows the same staple format as part 1, everything was pretty much cookie cutter from start to end, and it did what it needed to do to please people wanting to see an action film. i enjoyed it, from an "exciting ride, cheap thrills" standpoint. if i wanted to watch some good acting, i could have saved myself $3, and went to see "Death at a Funeral". j/k

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Originally posted by hardcore trancer Did you guys watch the trailer for Super 8? any ideas of what it could be? E.T.2?Cloverfield 2?

It's neither according to Abrams but should be fun to see what kind of movie it turns out to be. J.J. has been labeling it his passion project.

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Originally posted by Dj Minaya It's neither according to Abrams but should be fun to see what kind of movie it turns out to be. J.J. has been labeling it his passion project.

Hmm passion project eh? I should do some digging on that.

LOL if you thought Ironman 2 was going to be some profound game changing movie that revolutionizes movie making. It's a comic book action film FFS......it did exactly what it was supposed to do. Entertain.

Meh... just another flashy smashy movie. I only went to see it because the BF wanted to watch it, and I don't think he was overly impressed either.

Highlight = the awesometastic commercial at the beginning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

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Originally posted by Comrade Stalin it did exactly what it was supposed to do. Entertain.

that's the whole point - it didn't. The only entertaining parts were attached to several locations on Scarlett's masterpiece of body. If they could award oscars for "finest ass evar!" or "pussy you'd lick to blisters" - she'd have my vote and semen-squirting salute.

I can't possibly imagine how awesome it would be to look down, while she's tonguing my balls. Oops. I think I just jizzed in my pants

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Originally posted by Comrade Stalin LOL if you thought Ironman 2 was going to be some profound game changing movie that revolutionizes movie making. It's a comic book action film FFS......it did exactly what it was supposed to do. Entertain.

Batman Begins and Dark Knight were both incredible movies with more depth than most non-comic based flicks.

And a movie doesn't have to be revolutionary to entertain.

I'll have to be honest and say that I had a blast. Despite this movie essentially being an advertisement for future Marvel flicks and a variety of other bullshit (Dr. Pepper, Audi, etc.), the special effects were top-notch, Downey Jr. held it down and Scarlett...well, aNYthing covered her well.

Some pretty sweet previews, as well. Inception will likely be among the best movies of the year (though Leo and Ellen Paige getting romantic seems weird considering 3 years ago we saw Paige as a pregnant teen and Leo a vicious Boston undercover cop), and the new JJ Abrams project, Super 8, should be crazy.

The Last Airbender may also, finally, end M. Nights shitty performances in the box office. Probably won't be anything more than a summer action fest, but I'm all for it.

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Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000 Scarlett...well, aNYthing covered her well.

There's a mental image I could live without.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery There's a mental image I could live without.

...and I can't. :

Besides... What if I'm a really hot lesbian?








































Trapped in a man's body?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Batman Begins and Dark Knight were both incredible movies with more depth than most non-comic based flicks. And a movie doesn't have to be revolutionary to entertain.

amen, preach that shit! I thought Dark Knight was amazing, except the parts where Christopher Bale in Batman suit is talking like he's taking a shit.

I'd like to see an equivalent treatment given to Spawn series...

Btw, I absolutely HATE Garry Shandling - I swear I could punch him in his annoying fucking face if I met him in person. GAWD, I hate seeing him so much that if I caught a glimpse of him on a tv, I'd quickly hit mute, so that I wouldn't have to hear either his annoying voice nor the stupidity he was mumbling! Gah!!!!! What an annoying cunt

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Originally posted by aNYthing amen, preach that shit! I thought Dark Knight was amazing, except the parts where Christopher Bale in Batman suit is talking like he's taking a shit.

If he can turn every cell phone in the city into a sonar device, he should've been able to come up with a way to build a voice scrambler into that suit.

I still can't believe Will Smith kills Iron Man in the end.

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Originally posted by hardcore trancer Did you guys watch the trailer for Super 8? any ideas of what it could be? E.T.2?Cloverfield 2?

Neither.

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Originally posted by Renzo I still can't believe Will Smith kills Iron Man in the end.

Robert Downey wanted too much money, so this was the only way to work Will in as the next Iron Man.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle If he can turn every cell phone in the city into a sonar device, he should've been able to come up with a way to build a voice scrambler into that suit.

That WAS his voice scrambler.

No, that was a bad cold.

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Originally posted by bas Neither.

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