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Posted by WittyHandle on May-11-2010 16:44:

Woodpecker tests Darwin

There's a woodpecker outside my place that is going to town on a metal speed limit sign. I'm not sure if it's the same one, but I have noticed it happening every year now for the last five years or so. Is this a common thing for woodpeckers to do, or do I have a case of woodpecker senility in my environs?

Let this thread also serve as an outlet for anything Woody Woodpecker related, or possibly as a euphemism for blowjobs as well. At some point I would be curious to hear the thoughts of someone who actually knows though.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on May-11-2010 17:11:

Posted by WittyHandle on May-11-2010 18:57:

Apparently he decided some aluminium ladder would make a nice dessert.

Posted by denys envy on May-11-2010 19:16:

he's just sharpening his beak to kill yo voyeuring ass.

Posted by D-res on May-12-2010 00:17:

Looks painful. The woodpecker has obviously lost it. Where do you live btw

Posted by WittyHandle on May-12-2010 00:35:

Vermont.

Yes, it's a state.

Posted by EddieZilker on May-12-2010 00:52:

quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
Vermont.

Yes, it's a state.

And you're having problems with a Varmint.

It's a Wood-pecker.

In the case of the stop-sign, I bet it's marking territory. The ladder? I don't think it likes the ladder.

Posted by Ridexer on May-12-2010 09:06:

Woodpeckers announce their presence for the females as well as their territories by pecking the wood. Obviously metal objects make more noise, so it makes sense they peck at it.

Well atleast that's what I've heard

Posted by bARTovsky on May-12-2010 10:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Ridexer
Woodpeckers announce their presence for the females as well as their territories by pecking the wood. Obviously metal objects make more noise, so it makes sense they peck at it.

Well atleast that's what I've heard

Yea usually at a party with a lot of attractive women I announce my presence by repeatedly banging my head against a wall.

Posted by infiniteJEST on May-12-2010 13:06:

Re: Woodpecker tests Darwin

quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
There's a woodpecker outside my place that is going to town on a metal speed limit sign. I'm not sure if it's blowjobs as well. At some point I would be curious to hear the thoughts of someone who actually knows though.

olool

Posted by Jackson on May-13-2010 08:14: