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Posted by Meat187 on May-25-2010 17:06:

The Euro dept crisis is worse than I thought

So I just went to the supermarket and seemingly ended up in a David Lynch movie.
I got one of those shopping carts where you have to put 1 Euro in, and after having paid I took it back... at it suddenly contained 1 deutsche Mark (which is / was the same size)
I didn't leave the thing alone until after putting in some fruit and bread, so if somebody switched it they'd have to switch all the stuff too.
wtf happened? How is it connected to the Gyros and Tzatziki I bought? What do I have to do to transform it back? Is this some secret ploy of the government to exit the Eurozone? Will all the Euros start disappearing soon? Can I also get Reichsmark?


Posted by SuspicionVandit on May-25-2010 17:09:

hehe, you had a cart


Posted by Renzo on May-25-2010 17:11:

Maybe you thought you put in a Euro and didn't.

Seems like a plausible explanation to me.


Posted by EarnYourKeep on May-25-2010 17:12:

stop smoking weed


Posted by Meat187 on May-25-2010 17:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Maybe you thought you put in a Euro and didn't.

Seems like a plausible explanation to me.


No way, I haven't owned a Mark in years, you can't pay with them anymore and I'd notice the difference instantly.

Massive bricks were shat.

quote:
Originally posted by get nyce
stop smoking weed


I don't. Maybe that's the problem and I should start?!


Posted by Lira on May-25-2010 17:17:

Dear Euro,

Sod off. You made my name worthless

Truly yours,

- Mark Lira


Posted by LeopoldStotch on May-25-2010 17:18:

one time i found a united states susan b anthony coin in my US quarter bucket

Susan Anthony coin



US quarter



looks almost identical. only differences are the edges, and the susan anthony coin is $1 USD. the US quarter is 25 cents.


Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on May-25-2010 17:19:

recheck your groceries.. make sure they were yours


Posted by EarnYourKeep on May-25-2010 17:19:

start smoking weed


Posted by Meat187 on May-25-2010 17:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Dear Euro,

Sod off. You made my name worthless

Truly yours,

- Mark Lira



Made it only half worthless, they still pay with Lira in Turkey.

...


...

I'm not helping here, am I?


Posted by WittyHandle on May-25-2010 17:20:

Re: The Euro dept crisis is worse than I thought

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
Can I also get Reichsmark?



Posted by Meat187 on May-25-2010 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
recheck your groceries.. make sure they were yours


They are, I bought strawberries and there was a big one on top where the lower part is still white-ish. I remember that from picking it and it's still here. That's why I can't come up with a reasonable explanation.


Posted by Meat187 on May-25-2010 17:31:

Pic:



No way to mix those two up.


Posted by Lira on May-25-2010 17:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
I'm not helping here, am I?

Oh, good, now I know that, instead of camels and cheap carpets, there are millions Liras being exchanged frantically in Turkish bazaars!

Bloody Alladin wannabes


Posted by Lira on May-25-2010 18:00:

Re: Re: The Euro dept crisis is worse than I thought

quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle


Posted by malek on May-25-2010 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
Pic:



No way to mix those two up.


geezuz, even if I tried hard, I wouldn't be able to come up with such a bad pic.


Posted by Meat187 on May-25-2010 19:00:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
geezuz, even if I tried hard, I wouldn't be able to come up with such a bad pic.


The secret is using a shitty old cell phone.


Posted by Comrade Stalin on May-25-2010 19:06:

I'm using SPY and GSG put options contracts to make money from all this Euro debt crisis. My original SPY July 2010 $124 put option has doubled in value in just 2 weeks.


Posted by Sonic_c on May-25-2010 19:20:

Somthing like that happened to me when I drank some alcohol I started off a bad mood then all of a sudden I was crackin jokes and dancing IN PUBLIC!

Similar thing eh? Maybe the euro got drunk?



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