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Posted by Andrew K on Jul-19-2002 20:55:

Approaches... [Sorry if old]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

Posted by Dmatrox on Jul-19-2002 21:31:

haha good one

Posted by djshorts on Jul-19-2002 22:07:

lol funny!!

Posted by Blue. on Jul-19-2002 22:11:

Posted by zoomp on Jul-20-2002 01:05:

nice1

Posted by zzleeper on Jul-20-2002 15:19:

lololololol

Never heard it before..

REally good!!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jul-20-2002 15:37:

Posted by BTG on Jul-21-2002 03:25:

rotflmao. nice one

Posted by Spyder on Jul-21-2002 14:35:

Controdictions always.. work for me.. hehehe