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Posted by Jackson on Jul-25-2010 20:35:

Bear takes Car for a joyride....

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A bear climbed into an empty car in the US state of Colorado, sounded the horn and sent the vehicle rolling down hill with the terrified animal still inside.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10753021

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jul-25-2010 21:14:

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Once the car door closed behind the bear, it was trapped inside.

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It happens all the time," he said. "They're very smart.

lol wut?

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-25-2010 21:18:

It starts with a joyride.....next thing you know we've got bears pimping other bears and hibernation-cave meth labs.

I've seen it a thousand times.

Posted by Meat187 on Jul-25-2010 21:20:

It was a black bear, wasn't it? I bet it was.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jul-25-2010 21:28:

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Originally posted by Meat187
It was a black bear, wasn't it? I bet it was.

Haha!!

Of course it was! White bears have jobs...

Posted by EddieZilker on Jul-25-2010 21:31:

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Haha!!

Of course it was! White bears have jobs...

Actually, because of global warming, there has been a migration northward of brown bears who are invading the habitats normally reserved for the white bears.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-25-2010 21:51:

From the looks of it he can barely drive.

Posted by WhooCares on Jul-25-2010 21:53:

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Originally posted by EddieZilker
Actually, because of global warming, there has been a migration northward of brown bears who are invading the habitats normally reserved for the white bears.

god damn mexican bears i bet

Posted by EddieZilker on Jul-25-2010 21:56:

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Originally posted by igottaknow
From the looks of it he can barely drive.

It's not like he had time to get his bearings.

Posted by aquila on Jul-25-2010 22:17:

At least the bear didn't roll the car off a cliff. That would have been a grizzly end.

Posted by butterfly on Jul-25-2010 22:23:

Posted by EddieZilker on Jul-25-2010 22:26:

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Originally posted by butterfly
i didn't think brown bears live as far south as colorado, so it must have been a black bear.

Truth is, it's clearly a bad driver so I'm fairly certain it's a Korean bear.

Posted by JEO on Jul-25-2010 22:43:

No, it must have been the Envirobear.

Posted by aquila on Jul-25-2010 22:59:

The car's owner was under 18. Maybe it was pedobear?

Posted by FuzzQi on Jul-25-2010 23:13:

LOL rolling backwards down a hill is some joyride

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jul-25-2010 23:22:

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Originally posted by EddieZilker
Truth is, it's clearly a bad driver so I'm fairly certain it's a Korean bear.

Damn North Koreans!

We gotta solve this North Korean situation, they're enriching the beer!

Posted by WittyHandle on Jul-25-2010 23:29:

Posted by shaw on Jul-25-2010 23:42:

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Originally posted by shaw

Posted by Burn Notice on Jul-26-2010 02:02:

That must have been unbearable for that animal.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-26-2010 02:15:

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Originally posted by aquila
At least the bear didn't roll the car off a cliff. That would have been a grizzly end.

I was surprised he wasn't bi polar bear.

Posted by Lews on Jul-26-2010 02:16:

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Originally posted by Ygrene
It starts with a joyride.....next thing you know we've got bears pimping other bears and hibernation-cave meth labs.

I've seen it a thousand times.

Posted by Lews on Jul-26-2010 02:16:

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Originally posted by igottaknow
I was surprised he wasn't bi polar bear.

Coat, door, you know the drill.

Posted by ziptnf on Jul-26-2010 02:18:

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Originally posted by Lews
Coat, door, you know the drill.

Nah, there are worse puns in this thread

Posted by stren on Jul-26-2010 06:38:

Nice story, Story

Posted by DancingMonkey on Jul-26-2010 07:17:

Turns out this is just a Toyota test drive gone wrong. You see, they're starting a new campaign to make all their new cars bearproof, on the inside and out. What they didn't expect was that bears have learned from careful observation how to ghost ride the whip. TO-YOTA!

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