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Posted by leph555 on Aug-02-2010 20:35:

Fucck my life

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.


Posted by itsamemario on Aug-02-2010 20:39:


Posted by Chris Crossland on Aug-02-2010 20:41:


Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-02-2010 20:44:

theres is only one solution. take a kilo of E and drink tequila out of a shoe.

oh and watch that tiesto video on loop

sand-scat!!!


Posted by d_Verge on Aug-02-2010 20:57:

Who is Emobob?






Posted by srussell0018 on Aug-02-2010 21:01:

go to college and stop hanging out with retards.


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-02-2010 21:40:

You're almost 20 and have just figured out you're not living the life you want to be living. Congratulations.

Here's your problems:

1. You're friend-zoned because you're trying to be Mr. Sensitive Nice Guy, III. Women aren't attracted to men who act like girls. Cut your hair. Cut your nails. Floss your teeth. Read a book. Do these things regularly. No one is attracted to someone who's desperate, pathetic, and clingy. No one! Maybe you, but no one, else.

2. Your co-worker probably hates your guts because you probably come in feeling so sorry for yourself you can't focus on what you're doing, if not for the fact that you'd rather not be doing it. Times are tough, all over. I can't fucking get arrested but if I could find a job eating shit sandwiches, I'd fucking do it with a smile on my face. You were hired because you're young and ought to know enough that you don't even have the right to think you deserve better, and as long as you keep behaving like you don't deserve any better, it probably won't get any better.

3. Failed every test you've taken but can write an almost grammatically perfect post at close to twenty years old? Well, fuck me running. Mr. Smarty Pants is so smart he's convinced himself he's a fucking dumb-ass. Why even bother trying when you've managed to outwit yourself with a potent amalgamation of fucking retarded. At least if you really were a dumb-ass, you'd actually have a fucking excuse not to pass a simple driving test.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on Aug-02-2010 21:41:

alfi crossland and verge all can read to the end of a paragraph...


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-02-2010 21:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
alfi crossland and verge all can read to the end of a paragraph...


And you can't?


Posted by Joss Weatherby on Aug-02-2010 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
And you can't?



By stating that they were the ones that read to the end, it would be understood that I also got the joke. Otherwise I would be unable to single them out for the statement I made.


Posted by Chris Crossland on Aug-02-2010 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
And you can't?


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-02-2010 21:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


Apparently some candy-assed little puke who can't pull himself together enough to get a raise, drive a car, and score the girl.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on Aug-02-2010 21:58:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Apparently some candy-assed little puke who can't pull himself together enough to get a raise, drive a car, and score the girl.



Posted by Intellekshual on Aug-02-2010 21:59:


Posted by Joss Weatherby on Aug-02-2010 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik



Thats what they get for being a fucking ginger.


Posted by Chris Crossland on Aug-02-2010 22:03:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Apparently some candy-assed little puke who can't pull himself together enough to get a raise, drive a car, and score the girl.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_lives...e_under_the_sea


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-02-2010 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby


Wouldn't you be? He's got his whole life ahead of him and he's squandering it, being so utterly self-absorbed. Little pieces of foamy bullshit like this really piss me off. He needs to learn to relax and soak it in. If he was more like a sponge, and could take information from all angles instead of the myopic lens he views the world through, he'd be a lot happier.


Posted by Jackson on Aug-02-2010 22:07:

Do all your teeth come back after you die?


Posted by Intellekshual on Aug-02-2010 22:15:


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-02-2010 22:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik


This is awesome.


Posted by chimera66 on Aug-02-2010 22:21:

slow much


Posted by Sushipunk on Aug-02-2010 22:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik


Hahaha


Posted by Creamfields23 on Aug-02-2010 22:59:

Man many of you try to act cool with your responses but you do not see that you maybe are the pathetic ones.

Leph kid:

I'll give you of the great benefits of life. Everyday you can make a new start. Progress will come eventually. Most times it's babysteps, sometimes it will be leaps.

When I was 20 I was collecting boxes and orders in a warehouse because I dropped high school. Use your head, stay polite and be patient. Take advantage of chances that cross your path.

I am 32 years old now and I currently I am a business analyst for a huge company who produces and sells engines and propulsion gear for everything at sea.

Everyone gets chances, stay sharp and grab them! Use your current position/experience as a learning tool you'll never want to return to


Posted by Chris Crossland on Aug-02-2010 23:09:


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-02-2010 23:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Creamfields23
Man many of you try to act cool with your responses but you do not see that you maybe are the pathetic ones.

Leph kid:

I'll give you of the great benefits of life. Everyday you can make a new start. Progress will come eventually. Most times it's babysteps, sometimes it will be leaps.

When I was 20 I was collecting boxes and orders in a warehouse because I dropped high school. Use your head, stay polite and be patient. Take advantage of chances that cross your path.

I am 32 years old now and I currently I am a business analyst for a huge company who produces and sells engines and propulsion gear for everything at sea.

Everyone gets chances, stay sharp and grab them! Use your current position/experience as a learning tool you'll never want to return to


Oh, Jesus Fucking Christ!

Don't coddle him! He isn't some fucking towel who needs to be gently folded. He is sponging off of his the people around him and soaking up the attention he's getting in this forum. Never mind the fact that he's a fucking dead-beat whose underwater with his home mortgage. He NEVER should have taken that loan, to begin with.


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