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annoying neighbors
there's this f*cker that starts to get loud at 3am, like some retarded god damn nocturnal primate.
"NO IT'S NOT FUCKING ALRIGHT WE GOT SEXUALLY HARASSED BY OUR MANAGER"
"WE'LL DISCUSS THIS TOMORROW ERIC!"
"NO MAN, YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON US"
and he screams, he screams like a god damn capuchin monkey. if i had a rifle with a scope i would blow his brains out but luckily i do not. it's like a fucking homosexual high school relationship gone bad
whores, what do you recommend i do regarding this situation? i have a shit load of firecracker ammunition aimed and my lighter is ready to ignite that shit in their direction, i swear to morgan freeman i will murder them
First System_J and his bird, now this. 
go over there with a 6 pack of beers and politely ask them to shut the fuck up. drink one of the beers in their place, smash it on the floor. leave with the other 5.
if/when noise continues, toss empty bottles at their door. rinse and repeat.
I have some annoying neighbors that wake me up early every morning with their chirp chirps.
Tell him Pedobear is coming after him
I can relate...
My neighbor is a total dick, he spends all his money on weed or whatever else he's on and then comes to my house asking me to borrow eggs, and milk and shit to cook. Do I look like a fuckin supermarket to you? Rings everyone's bell in the middle of the night trying to sell us shit he stole from the pharmacy like make up and tylenols.
Then he yells all day and night at his kids, brings shady lookin people to our building, steals my packages, and talks shit about everyone on the block. TWICE there was a fire in his house and we saved his ass cuz we have a fire extinguisher (and of course we don't want the fire to spread to our apartment) and then he never gave us our extinguisher back 
He couldn't pay his rent for a while and the marshal came and locked his place down, at that point I was hoping he'd be gone but somehow the ****** keeps comin back!!! 
ah, well my neighbor seems to have a power tool fetish. He picks the most inconvenient times (when i have people over/having a bbq) to cut wood and tile for his backyard as if he's trying to piss me off. "remodeling" ever since he's moved in, his backyard still looks the same; he may have added a few rocks.. A tree in my backyard caught fire, firefighters broke his lock to get to his backyard to get another angle... this asshole has the nerves to send us a bill for his "dammages".
to make matters worse, he complains to my parents that he smells marijuana smoke from my backyard when they leave for vacation. its chill though they told him to stfu and mind his business.
waiting for the day i can get back at this fuck of a neighbor.
My neighbors are ok, what really annoys me is that at least every other person in this area has a dog. And they fucking bark 24/7, nothing shuts them up Everything from small dogs that go "yip yip" to big dogs that go "FUCKING BARK MOTHER******" so loud it echoes Last night some neighbors came home at about 23:30, they had their dog with them and it started barking as soon as they got out of the car, and the assholes start telling it to come in in a loud voice. "DOG QUIET! COME HERE DOG! DOG IN NOW!" etc. Fuck!
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| Originally posted by euphoria I can relate... My neighbor is a total dick, he spends all his money on weed or whatever else he's on and then comes to my house asking me to borrow eggs, and milk and shit to cook. Do I look like a fuckin supermarket to you? Rings everyone's bell in the middle of the night trying to sell us shit he stole from the pharmacy like make up and tylenols. ****** keeps comin back!!! |
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| Originally posted by nekholm My neighbors are ok, what really annoys me is that at least every other person in this area has a dog. And they fucking bark 24/7, nothing shuts them up Everything from small dogs that go "yip yip" to big dogs that go "FUCKING BARK MOTHER******" so loud it echoes Last night some neighbors came home at about 23:30, they had their dog with them and it started barking as soon as they got out of the car, and the assholes start telling it to come in in a loud voice. "DOG QUIET! COME HERE DOG! DOG IN NOW!" etc. Fuck! |
neighbours are ****s and their son is a spoilt little brat of a smackaddict who has just spent 10 months in jail for attempted murder of a policewoman with his car, he ran her over as he was buying his drugs. His parents are vocally supporting him & are even accusing the policewoman of "jumping onto the car"
Sounds like some of you guys need "Bark Control" 
http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/DS_Pro_video.htm
There's a pretty messed up family that lives next door to me. Single mom with 2 kids... one of them a 14 year old girl that looks half black and you can tell is a few weeks away from being that freshman in high school that's already sucking the dicks of seniors. The other is a boy about 15/16 years old and looks like one of the Columbine killers. He wears Megadeth and Slayer t-shirts all the time, has long unwashed greasy hair, and plays his electric guitar all day. The mom has a different guy over there every few weeks and is a spazz. No wonder why her kids are screwed up. I'm ready to move the fuck out of this neighborhood.
My neighbors are creepy bogan losers.
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk My neighbors are creepy bogan losers. |
There was this ass who lived across the hall from us. He came over one day and asked for a ride to the hospital because he left his keys there. I gave him the ride because it seemed like he was having a rough time of it but then the guy starts coming over and asking for a bunch more shit - and always at the worst times.
He shows up at 10pm to ask for silverware. Shows up, right after we're done grocery shopping, to ask for a ride to and from the fucking grocery store. He showed up asking for fucking head-phones. He asked for the DVD player, one day. I didn't even apologize. Just a very cold, "Nope." and then I closed the door.
I'd probably go over to their place and introduce myself, saying, "So I hear you've been sexually harassed by your manager..."
i think i've made my upstairs neighbour move.. i'm betting he's typing in a thread just like this over at the elton john message board
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| Originally posted by EddieZilker There was this ass who lived across the hall from us. He came over one day and asked for a ride to the hospital because he left his keys there. I gave him the ride because it seemed like he was having a rough time of it but then the guy starts coming over and asking for a bunch more shit - and always at the worst times. He shows up at 10pm to ask for silverware. Shows up, right after we're done grocery shopping, to ask for a ride to and from the fucking grocery store. He showed up asking for fucking head-phones. He asked for the DVD player, one day. I didn't even apologize. Just a very cold, "Nope." and then I closed the door. |
You guys make me feel really lucky.. I have very nice neighbors. I once gave them some Moroccan sweets after I got back from my trip and they've been sharing some food with us every time they have a BBQ (which is every Saturday). Win.
The ones on the other side are a cute old couple who spend their time gardening and such, they're very polite and kind and they always say hello.
The kid upstairs blasts his Hip Hop music from time to time, which makes me want to stick needles in Voodoo dolls. But apart from that I have no complaints.
i like my neighbors. one of them i stole the internet from for close to a year, and the other i've never met in my life.
I've had some bad neighbours. When I lived with my parents it was loudmouth white trash on one side who kept their kids up until midnight, and loud barking dogs and motorbikes bombing down the drive on the other side. When I had my own house at uni it was a bunch of wankers who threw all their beer cans into our garden and tipped our bins over.
The neighbours in the current house look pretty scummy but they're actually pretty quiet, and the walls in these old terraced houses are very thin. I'm sure I've heard domestic violence in the next room at least twice, though.
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| Originally posted by The17sss There's a pretty messed up family that lives next door to me. Single mom with 2 kids... one of them a 14 year old girl that looks half black and you can tell is a few weeks away from being that freshman in high school that's already sucking the dicks of seniors. The other is a boy about 15/16 years old and looks like one of the Columbine killers. He wears Megadeth and Slayer t-shirts all the time, has long unwashed greasy hair, and plays his electric guitar all day. The mom has a different guy over there every few weeks and is a spazz. No wonder why her kids are screwed up. I'm ready to move the fuck out of this neighborhood. |
I have neighbors that throw swinger parties. They erect a big white tent in the backyard that joins up with the walkout basement sliding glass door. The last time they tore it down we saw an inflatable pool in the middle of it. They also put up tarps around their hot tub.
Nice folks though.
My neigh...excuse me, tenants are awesome. I've had some ragers and they don't care! Who are they gonna complain to? Me? ahaahhaah suckers!
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