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Doing evil things with food.

You guys know i like this, well at least those of you that remember what i did to my ex roomate in korea.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...e+of+the+hidden

I have a 10lb carrot cake ion the fridge that i can't eat. What is the most evil thing i could use it for?

Don't use food to exact your aggression, Jay. Real men have MAN to MAN talks to work out their problems.

Y'all have problems.

i miss being slycoanalyzed.

There are children starving all over the world and you want to waste food for a stupid thrill? What's wrong with you man?!

Idiot!

you want to spend the money to mail them a cake selma?

actually i could put razor blades in it and i would help solve the famine problem. i smell nobel prize here.

on an unrelated note:

it makes me lol so hard when people talk about wasted food and starving children half a world away...like we should just walk over and stuff cake down their throats.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy you want to spend the money to mail them a cake selma? actually i could put razor blades in it and i would help solve the famine problem. i smell nobel prize here. on an unrelated note: it makes me lol so hard when people talk about wasted food and starving children half a world away...like we should just walk over and stuff cake down their throats.

You seem to know who I am, it's a bit surprising you couldn't detect the sarcasm in my post. I thought the emoticons would've given it away.

but i do know who you are

Just keep it bagged up in your passenger side seat. There have been so many times I thought to myself 'wow, guy in the convertible next to me looks like a dickhead, I sure wish I had a 10lb carrot cake to throw at his stupid face'. Fo' reelz.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy but i do know who you are

Jay?

sometimes.

Jizz in a frosting tube and pipe a couple of extra little flowers on the cake. Whoever is supposed to eat that cake would appreciate your artistic touch.

the problem with that is that the sperm from diseased penises is runny and has the consistency of that juice you find on top of old yogurt.

Using high strength fishing line, dangle the cake from a broomstick. Taunt fat people with it.

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Or starving people. Either way. Either way.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Just keep it bagged up in your passenger side seat. There have been so many times I thought to myself 'wow, guy in the convertible next to me looks like a dickhead, I sure wish I had a 10lb carrot cake to throw at his stupid face'. Fo' reelz.

done it, not as easy as it sounds

our neighbour is deathly afraid of skunks, something that there is no shortage of here in our area.

maybe i should scatter cake all over his property, and when the skunks are eating on the front lawn, call him to meet me out front, and youtube the lulz.

last time he saw a skunk in front of him he screamed like a bitch and ran faster than a black person after seeing a positive paternity test.

I hate desert I can't have.

Worry not - I hear it's exceptionally dry anyway.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Worry not - I hear it's exceptionally dry anyway.

fat white women or skunks?

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