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Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 03:50:

Your Three Songs

Every stripper gets 3 songs. What would yours be?

My picks:
Deftones - Change in the House of Flies
Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses
Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl

In that order.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Aug-09-2010 03:56:

various themes from the legend of zelda

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-09-2010 03:58:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 03:58:

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Originally posted by couch-potato
various themes from the legend of zelda

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Song of Storms (Zelda Dancers) - Amazing videos are here

????

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 03:59:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills

LOL @ Paula Abdul.

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-09-2010 04:02:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
LOL @ Paula Abdul.

i always thought that video was hot. she's got moves. i wish i had moves like that.

i already know i'd be a horrible stripper. i'd be falling everywhere, trying to be all sexy and it would be epic fail. i'd probably rack myself somehow too.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 04:04:

I appreciate that you've seriously considered how life would be for you if you were a stripper.

Posted by Lira on Aug-09-2010 04:05:

My picks:

Posted by floyd741 on Aug-09-2010 04:06:

i would

D-Force - Original Bad Boy
Channel X - A Million Colors
Dune - Can't Stop Raving

I would probably be listening to the music too much, I would be a terrible stripper

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-09-2010 04:07:

Lira, Jesus Christ

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 04:09:

Serious question for the guys: think it would be hard (lol no pun intended) to maintain an erection on stage? Please don't tell me you think you could get away with stripping without a boner.

Also, would your boner be part of your dance? Or would it just bounce around all awkwardly and out of time, like you aren't even conscious of it?

Posted by Lira on Aug-09-2010 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
Lira, Jesus Christ

Yeah, I don't really like the last tune, but I reckoned it would be the best soundtrack once the goose is on the loose

Posted by Lira on Aug-09-2010 04:10:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Serious question for the guys: think it would be hard (lol no pun intended) to maintain an erection on stage? Please don't tell me you think you could get away with stripping without a boner.

No, I don't think so.

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Also, would your boner be part of your dance? Or would it just bounce around all awkwardly and out of time?

I need to think about it. Hmm...

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 04:12:

Go practice and let us know.

Posted by Lira on Aug-09-2010 04:13:

BRB!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Aug-09-2010 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
BRB!

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-09-2010 04:22:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Serious question for the guys: think it would be hard (lol no pun intended) to maintain an erection on stage? Please don't tell me you think you could get away with stripping without a boner.

Also, would your boner be part of your dance? Or would it just bounce around all awkwardly and out of time, like you aren't even conscious of it?

do girls want to see a stripper that's hard though? i thought they'd want to see shit giggling around? my thoughts would be you just 1) either jerk off before hand, so you don't maintain an erection; or 2) just fluff yourself up so you're kinda big, but not really hard before you go out on stage.

if you had to remain hard on stage, i'd think it would be difficult; unless you could get the girls involved. i would think it'd be easier to do it giving a lapdance, vs just up (lol) on stage.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 04:24:

Of course girls want to see a hard cock, jesus. Nobody fantasizes about a flaccid dick.

Posted by EricB. on Aug-09-2010 04:25:

I'd go white trash I'd start with lynyrd skynyrd free bird. for my first white trash ballad.

then id go a little harder with metallica unforgiven and use the pole on this danc

and then id close it off with one in a million by guns n roses. id def put a bed sheet down on the stage and do a weird floor dance while fingerin myself and staring into the eyes of the guys in perverts row in order to try to get them hot for when i come around asking for dances

edit: I just realized i was supposed to be a male stripper. this only works if i was a female.. frohole bigguns would be my name

Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-09-2010 04:26:

*giggles idiotically*

Posted by Lira on Aug-09-2010 04:26:

I'm back and I found out Tobias can throb to the beat.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by EricB.
id def put a bed sheet down on the stage and do a weird floor dance while fingerin myself and staring into the eyes of the guys in perverts row in order to try to get them hot for when i come around asking for dances

LOL

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-09-2010 04:27:

quote:
Originally posted by EricB.
edit: I just realized i was supposed to be a male stripper.

AHAHAHA, omg I think I just peed a little.

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-09-2010 04:28:

Working For The Weekend - Loverboy

Chris Farley with Patrick Swayze - - MyVideo

It's kinda weird they're both dead

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-09-2010 04:28:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Of course girls want to see a hard cock, jesus. Nobody fantasizes about a flaccid dick.

that's gotta feel weird being hard in a g-string.

it's awkward walking around in just ordinary life with a boner, i can't imagine trying to dance around with one

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