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Be sensible about the music your child listens to....Practically all music CDs, tapes or MP3 files in your child's possession must be destroyed, especially if they are by pornographic "Rap" artists such as Garth Brooks, Britney Spears or 'NSync 
woa!!!!!!!!
are there still ppl like that thease days? those purity seeking people?????
(maybe in Alabama....)
*lol*
poor children!
If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.
oh no not really or???
LOL..I display almost all those warning signs...
Check out some of there anti-masturbation products...man they're crazy! They're more like torture devices.
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| Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC woa!!!!!!!! are there still ppl like that thease days? those purity seeking people????? (maybe in Alabama....) |
gr8 site, thanx
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| Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't Masturbate have acne |
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| If a teenager acts sullen, withdrawn or unhappy the most likely cause is Chronic Masturbation |
4. Control your child's reading material. Screen everything your child brings into the house. Do not allow anything even remotely stimulating. Get up early in the morning and go through the newspaper cutting out all of the pictures in the Underwear ads. Burn them before your teenager wakes up.
woah woah woah thats taking it too far.
haha theres a link to masturbation terms: funny: http://www.museumofconceptualart.co.../generator.html
*beware of the top banner
oh from the site:
"Enzyme produced by the male Prostate Gland to reveal traces of semen on clothing, sheets, ceilings, keyboards, etc. It apparently won't detect Masturbation in girls (my Scientific consultants assure me that females have no prostate glands, although the Bible suggests otherwise) but will uncover sexual activity in your daughters by detecting traces of semen in Panties, hair, etc"
This is funny. Girls dont have prostate glands lol what is that person thinking. ahahah lol semen from girls. dummy didnt study biology.
another one:
"10. Make your daughters grow their fingernails as long as possible. Many Christian parents will measure their daughters' fingernails every week and pay them an allowance based on the combined length. The reason for this is that long fingernails interfere not only with female masturbation, but with Lesbian sexual activity. They will also facilitate the "sniff test" for those of you who use it to monitor your daughter's sexual activities."
the girl can still use a dildo
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| Originally posted by BeatFreak HAHA! Is Alabama the joke of the world??? You're from Israel right? |
I hate thease ppl...... I wonder if they have the words "technoligy" and "proggress" in their vocabulary.......
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| Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC .. I wonder if they have the words "technoligy" and "proggress" in their vocabulary....... |
lets add "science"
LOL! this is what's wrong with religion today! People who take it wayyyyyyy to seriously
I think the people who take that joke too seriously that are the problem
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| Originally posted by Dmatrox You mean "technology" and "progress". lets add "science" |
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| I think the people who take that joke too seriously that are the problem |
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| LOL! this is what's wrong with religion today! People who take it wayyyyyyy to seriously |
how the hell did you find this??!? hahaha...
these extremist christian crazies give the rest of us normal christians a bad name, =(
lolol, COMMON!
electronic devices that fry your willy everytime you pop a boner?
hey, hahaha, ya'll people should read this thread, it's related material
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ighlight=hacker
oh my god, it never gets old...
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| BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. |
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| Originally posted by TheREALMcSoni *lol* poor children! If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating. oh no not really or??? |
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