Amy Winehouse's Guide to Everyday Living

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Posted by The17sss on Aug-28-2010 03:05:

Amy Winehouse's Guide to Everyday Living

Sleeping In: Start your day all snug in bed, or on a hardwood floor, and wake up refreshed after a night of fevered vodka dreams and the shakes!

Bathe: Hop in the surf to let fish pee and Gulf oil wash your grimy undercarriage to a gritty shine.

Freshen Up: Better put on some deodorant, you're going to be working hard today and don't want to offend those who don't relish the bouquet of vodka and cocaine panic sweat.

Oral Hygiene: Did you brush your teeth? Better have a friend check to make sure you got all the crack rocks out of the gaps.

Skin Care: Proactiv worked for Jessica Simpson, it can work for you too. She used to get burned by cigarettes, right?

Get Pretty: Time to put on that makeup so you're ready to meet the world. Hello, world! Why are you running away?

Get Dressed: Hike up those ill-fitting clothes over your Shrek-ian form wherever you may have found yourself naked.

Limber Up: You have a lot of batshit crazy things to do, don't want to pull a muscle.

Exercise: A morning jog will do you good and get the blood pumping to all those ribs.

Picnic: Is it lunch time already? Why not enjoy the outdoors?

Off to Market: Go out and get some shopping done, you need to stock up on the essentials.

Read: It's good to be well informed. Just dn't get caught stealing that magazine: Ha ha ha...ahh.

Dinner: Man, it's getting late. Get yourself a healthy meal. Remember to chew onthe side that has molars.

Taking Care of Business: Uh oh, is dinner pushing lunch out? Butt scooting works for dogs, it'll work for you, too.

Clean Up: May as well tidy up since you just left a skid on the floor.

Family Time: Why not relax with the little ones and just enjoy each other? And vodka couldn't hurt.

Back to Sleep: It's been a long day, time to curl up in the back of a car for some night terrors and panic shits, just like when you were a kid.

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Posted by Sushipunk on Aug-28-2010 03:07:

Posted by Vernon Wanderer on Aug-28-2010 03:09:

Posted by chimera66 on Aug-28-2010 03:15:

wow that's hilarious but most importantly when did you get time to look up all these photos?

Posted by leph555 on Aug-28-2010 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
wow that's hilarious but most importantly when did you get time to look up all these photos?

he got it from the source

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-28-2010 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
wow that's hilarious but most importantly when did you get time to look up all these photos?

don't ask questions. just appreciate the L oh L

Posted by WittyHandle on Aug-28-2010 03:24:

They say great pain makes great art, and she looks like she's in a world of hurt.

Posted by The17sss on Aug-28-2010 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
They say great pain makes great art, and she looks like she's in a world of hurt.

LOL! well said, my friend.

Posted by chimera66 on Aug-28-2010 03:27:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
don't ask questions. just appreciate the L oh L

i enjoyed it but i've always got questions

Posted by Renzo on Aug-28-2010 03:30:

I hear she's finally clean now. Good for her, if true. She's a great talent.

Posted by The17sss on Aug-28-2010 03:42:

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Originally posted by Renzo
She's a great talent.

seriously? (I'm not being sarcastic- haven't listened to her stuff)

Posted by WittyHandle on Aug-28-2010 03:44:

I've only heard her albums Frank and Back in Black, but both are excellent and worth checking out imo.

Posted by chimera66 on Aug-28-2010 03:45:

under all that trash is a very talented woman, she has an amazing voice

Posted by geroin on Aug-28-2010 03:54:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
seriously? (I'm not being sarcastic- haven't listened to her stuff)

yes she has great voice

Posted by Intellekshual on Aug-28-2010 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
I hear she's finally clean now. Good for her, if true. She's a great talent.

That's really good to hear. Would be a damn shame for all that wonderful talent to go too soon.

My favorite song of hers:

Posted by leph555 on Aug-28-2010 04:03:

Holy shit, I'm actually surprised at how good she is

Posted by geroin on Aug-28-2010 04:07:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g

Posted by Intellekshual on Aug-28-2010 04:08:

I wonder what happened.

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Aug-28-2010 04:09:

drugs & alcohol and bbBBBBLLLLAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!

Posted by The17sss on Aug-28-2010 04:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
That's really good to hear. Would be a damn shame for all that wonderful talent to go too soon.

My favorite song of hers:

When the song starts playing, the advertisement banner that pops up at the bottom says "Affordable Drug Treatment".

Posted by chimera66 on Aug-28-2010 04:10:

meth happened

Posted by geroin on Aug-28-2010 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik

crack does this shit to your body in like a year

Posted by Intellekshual on Aug-28-2010 04:13:

I'm aware that drugs happened, I'm just wondering what drove her to completely drown and lose herself in it.

I hope it's true that she's clean now,

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Aug-28-2010 04:18:

I like his tattoos.

Posted by geroin on Aug-28-2010 04:18:

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In various interviews, she has admitted to having problems with self-harm, depression and eating disorders.[11][109] In 2005, she went through a period of drinking, heavy drug use, violent mood swings and weight loss.[13] People who saw her during that fall and early 2006 reported a rebound that coincided with the writing of Back to Black.[13] Her family believes that the summer 2006 death of her grandmother, who was a stabilizing influence, set off into addiction.[13]

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