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Posted by Lira on Sep-01-2010 05:42:

Lira is drunk

Well,

I used to think that if you could still write something coherent you weren't drunk enough. But, I think I am. I can't stand still, my limbs feel numb, and I cannot help but think about whether or not I have a soul. Nothing I type is stupid enough. Now I understand why this is called Dutch courage. I feel like Tiesto,

I can still embed videos! <3

If I had a soul, should alcohol have any impact in the way I feel the world? It's bloody hard to type, and I have to hit backspace whenever I see a word is misspelled. Well, sometimes I right-click the wrong word and I think there's an ice cube in my left sock, but it feels good. Weeeee!!!

I just ate a whole can of Pringles. I feel like throwing up. Everything is so... light! I can't feel my fingers very well, and I this is probably the most coherent drunk paragraph ever written on TA. Why can't drunkards spell properly!? You can just press the backspace button and correct the words you failed to spell properly. Do you have any idea of how much time it took me to write this paragraph!?

Back to soul(lessness). I'm also short-sighted. Isn't it some sort of proof of how dependent I am on my body? What would it be like to see without my body? Would I still be short-sighted if I died and my soul went to heaven and stuff? I think this comes to show how inconsistent the whole thing is.

Fuck... I feel sick. I'm sleepy. I feel like throwing up. Eat your heart out, William, I'm barely conscious and I can still make sense! But I love you! And I love everyone else!

I think I'd better throw up.

PLUR OUT!!!

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-01-2010 05:45:

Hope your head doesn't hurt too much in the morning, mate

Drunk thread! Ban!

Posted by infiniteJEST on Sep-01-2010 05:47:

If it's any consolation, I was really fucking trashed when I PM'd you about Kafka.

Posted by Lira on Sep-01-2010 05:48:

Wait, I'm going to drink a carton of milk.

Carton, Carton... why does it remind me of Bel-Air?

Posted by kadomony on Sep-01-2010 05:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Wait, I'm going to drink a carton of milk.

Carton, Carton... why does it remind me of Bel-Air?

Posted by infiniteJEST on Sep-01-2010 05:54:

Fuck the rest of the C0R, party's in HERE!

Posted by sensorium on Sep-01-2010 05:55:

Thank you for the clip, sir.

Period after Tiesto.

Posted by Lilith on Sep-01-2010 05:57:

Posted by Lira on Sep-01-2010 06:00:

Why the hell is my toilet so noisy!?

Hah, never mind, I'm mnaked!!!

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-01-2010 06:07:

Posted by Lira on Sep-01-2010 06:18:

Actually, I'm wearing my socks!!

何で日本語に代えちゃったの?おっぱい!!!

いぇあh!!!

Posted by infiniteJEST on Sep-01-2010 06:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Actually, I'm wearing my socks!!

何で日本語に代えちゃったの?おっぱい!!!

いぇあh!!!

I copied+pasted that in Google and got this (NSFW):

http://erosu.blog4.fc2.com/

l0l

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-01-2010 06:24:

I love the banner ad when I open this thread

Posted by Swamper on Sep-01-2010 07:34:

Amazing.

Posted by Acton on Sep-01-2010 09:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I love the banner ad when I open this thread

Posted by Danny Ocean on Sep-01-2010 09:41:

...wow.

Posted by The17sss on Sep-01-2010 09:45:

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Sep-01-2010 10:17:

drinking does not fill a void. it refills it

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-01-2010 10:19:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
drinking does not fill a void. it refills it

I love this

Posted by shaw on Sep-01-2010 13:11:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss

Posted by Konijn on Sep-01-2010 13:20:

Re: Lira is drunk

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I feel like Tiesto

out-of-context lulz

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Sep-01-2010 13:37:

I'd share a drink with you Lira, just to fuck with your linguistic knowledge, when I speak spanish and your drunk ass tries to correct the accent

Posted by david.michael on Sep-01-2010 13:44:

I'm impressed that you managed to use some HTML formatting and stayed away from annoyances like blinking text or crazy colors.

Also lol @ alcohol banner.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-01-2010 14:33:

Wait, is this the first time you've been drunk??

Posted by woscar on Sep-01-2010 17:20:

This thread is awesome. First this:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Well,

I used to think that if you could still write something coherent you weren't drunk enough. But, I think I am. I can't stand still, my limbs feel numb, and I cannot help but think about whether or not I have a soul.

and then this:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I love the banner ad when I open this thread

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