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Most F'ed Up Dream Ever
So I had the most fucked up dream ever. I will try to keep it short.
So, I had a party at my house and the next morning I get a call from ********...who was not invited to the party. He says he was at my party and my friends stole his bottle of scotch. I tell him to fuck off but he calls me every day for a week telling me I owe him a bottle of scotch. Finally I said fine I will buy him a bottle if he just stops calling me. Well he tells me it was a special kind of scotch and there is only one liquor store that sells it and its two hours away. He won't tell me where it is and says he will have to go with me to get it. So I drive to this liquor store with him and we get there and spend about two hours searching for this stupid scotch. Finally we find it and it costs $400.00 a bottle. I figure the $400.00 is a small price to pay to get rid of this guy so I buy him the scotch. The next day I'm on TA and he started a thread about how great our adventure was and he made a movie about it. For some strange reason he had Paul Reubens (PEE WEE HERMAN) playing himself in the movie.
I didn't even know he was into Scotch.
Chem, what do you remember from your dream regarding William's tits?
No bird meat?
That's the Fd up part imo.
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| Originally posted by Ygrene No bird meat? That's the Fd up part imo. |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Chem, what do you remember from your dream regarding William's tits? |
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| Originally posted by ChemEnhanced The funny thing is I think he was wearing a bra in the dream. |
Re: Most F'ed Up Dream Ever
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN **dreams** nothing says 'id rather have a colonoscopy' than someone who starts a conversation with 'i had the weirdest dream last night...'. for some reason they believe their non-sensical ramblings concerning their disturbed subconscious would be of interest to anybody. dreams that youre not a part of are like orgies- if you cant see em on video do you really give a shit? not fucking likely. dreams make no sense even to the dreamer, so why the fuck are you forcing me to listen to a pointless story with no beginning middle or end, no plot or interesting characters beyond your dog that learned to talk? theres a reason john grisham or james patterson dont include sentences like 'and i was in this aeroplane, and for some reason the pope was there and before i knew it id turned into a purple monkey dishwasher'. i had a dream last night about asking leonardo dicaprio whether he'd seen the whole film 'man in the iron mask' and did he get how shit it was. the only reason to tell that story would be to emphasise the re-telling is of no interest to anyone. fuck off. |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN |
I believe in your dreams and want to help you achieve them!
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| Originally posted by EddieZilker I believe in your dreams and want to help you achieve them! |
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| Originally posted by owien he wasn't dreaming |
I had a dream the other night that I was hanging out with Walter Matthua, outside of some club. He was all pissed off about something and he says, "Fuck this shit, you want a ride home? Hop in my limo." It turns out, he's driving the limo, so I hop in the passenger seat. Then, he whips out a bag of coke and offers me a bump. That's all I remember.
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My most fucked up dream I had was I feel asleep on the floor and had a dream I was in Vietnam, I had my legs blown off and I woke myself up crawling towards the stairs of my parents two story house. If 3 minutes went by before waking up I would have fell down the stairs.
Maybe I deserved the fall. I don't really know anyone who fought in that war personally. I do take their nickel and make a donation when I can so I can get those paste address stickers.
Saves time on witting out your address and it's for a good cause and this is how they repay me. j.k
May the Universes bless those, a senseless war to send a big message from the Government to let the hippies know their par society was not going to be put up with, also to screw with the Black Power at the time.
I really don't feel this was a conspiracy theory at all.
PCK what cha think?
that's nothing.
once i had a dream i was having sex with the little mermaid, but i was fucking her with both my dicks.
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| Originally posted by BTG that's nothing. once i had a dream i was having sex with the little mermaid, but i was fucking her with both my dicks. |
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| Originally posted by BTG that's nothing. once i had a dream i was having sex with the little mermaid, but i was fucking her with both my dicks. |
Did you pour the scotch on his tits and lick it off?
you're welcome
I once dreamed a hamburger was eating ME!
i had a dream i jizzed into the head of this sexy girl made out of gelatin. then somehow i joined minds with her and saw her inner self as a small spherical cat-shaped object.
but then it changed into MY inner self which was a purple sphere. and at this point i realized this is the only way i could ask my inner self a direct question and have it tell me nothing but the truth. so i asked "who are you?"
speaking only truth, it replied back "what do you want?"
this was apparently so profound it woke me up.
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