TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- The Sushipunk Complot
Pages (4): [1] 2 3 4 »
Posted by on Sep-26-2010 20:15:
The Sushipunk Complot
Viva la revolution!
It is enough and someone needs to stand up now. Apparently that someone is me now.
My friends, our beloved forum is being overtaken. I'm talking about Sushipunk, of course. He deceived us. He tried to appear as nice and warm and a little eccentric but recently his true face has shown. Sushipunk is pure evil.
It was all deception, until he was made a mod of DJ Promo. Then the terror began. His regime has been incresingly repressive and brutal ever since. Innocent new members getting banned for recommending cheap and worthy products. Chlola getting banned because she refused to submit to his ways, thinking independently and freely. Meat187 getting banned because he knew too much. Terrorism everywhere.
Sushi has already destroyed the established TA culture. He hates Trance. He is not one of us. Whenever someone posts Trance in the DJ promo forum it gets deleted immediately. This is fascist censorship! And he has used his webspace to create an army of willing and obedient henchmen. By hosting boring house mixes of shitty DJs like woscar on his homepage he made them compliant and forces his will on them. Everyone else is openly insulted by him and his sinister henchmen, thinking their reign can't be broken.
But it can!
Sushipunk wants us to believe that he is just an unimportant mod of a subforum. That his power is limited and poses no threat. But is that really true? Of course not! He is the one pulling the strings. Swamper is nothing but a sad old man, probably senile, maybe even dead already. As for Daydreamer, he clearly has gone mad a long time ago. And all the other mods have disappeared. I wonder how many of them have been attacked by birds. There's no one to oppose Sushi now.
So we must rise up, the members of TA, and fight back. We must take back what once was ours. Join me in ths fight for freedom brothers, for it soon will be too late. Sushipunk MUST be deprived of his moderator status. His tyranny MUST end.
Help me my friends in our glorious struggle for freedom and PLUR. Join our cause and do not trust anyone who has a mix of his hosted by Sushipunk. Let the revolution begin now.
Whenever Sushipunk says something, you say the opposite. Oppose his every opinion. Hate everything he loves. Love everything he hates. Try to undermine his power, try to hack, create alts, spam, do whatever you can to create destruction and chaos in his empire. Make every case of humiliation and abuse you have suffered at the hands of Sushipunk or his followers public in this thread. Show the world their real faces. Do not succumb to his attemps to pull you on his side, or to convince you that this is all a joke, a lie, a defamation of an upright Australian. As if such a thing would exist. 
I know we can win this battle. Join us! Together we will overthrow his regime. Together we can reclaim this beautiful forum.
I will soon broadcast further instructions for the resistance fighters over the Bedroom Sessions radio. Watch out for that!
FIGHT SUSHIPUNK!
Sieg heil!
The Sushipunk Complot - Underground Resistance Radio Broadcast
Tomorrow, 30.09.2010 at TA Bedroom Sessions! Tune in at 20:30 (GMT+1) that is 24.5 hours from now!
Reasons why you must listen:
- The track names are formatted in cool html, courtesy of Lira
- I'm to stupid to turn of my mic and you might hear me sing
- It's the only way to resist Sushipunk. Join our movement!!!
- There will be Trance and vocals and cheese, so you can PLUR the fuck out!
- At worst, you can laugh at my shitty DJ skills, cause this is my first try.
Posted by ziptnf on Sep-26-2010 20:19:
Nah. I like Sushipunk, so I think I'll pass.
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-26-2010 20:19:
Sushipunk hosts everyone's shit so he can put subliminal messages into their files!
Posted by Amduscias on Sep-26-2010 20:21:
I lol'd at the woscar part
Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-26-2010 20:21:
I want to have sex with Alex
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-26-2010 20:25:
I want to have sex with tuna pepper rye toast.
Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-26-2010 20:27:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I want to have sex with tuna pepper rye toast. |
I want to toast tuna sex pepper with rye!
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-26-2010 20:28:
I want to sex to the rye like I've got Ergot fun-gi.
Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-26-2010 20:36:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
...fun-gi. |
I had a reply but it would take up too mushroom.
Posted by cmay119 on Sep-26-2010 20:40:
| quote: |
Originally posted by EddieZilker
I had a reply but it would take up too mushroom. |
*Golf Clap*
Posted by Chimney on Sep-26-2010 20:42:
Posted by shaw on Sep-26-2010 20:44:
| quote: |
Originally posted by EddieZilker
I had a reply but it would take up too mushroom. |
wow.
Posted by Reza on Sep-26-2010 20:44:
i like the punk
Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-26-2010 20:45:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I want to have sex with tuna pepper rye toast. |
I'm sorry, I've already brushed my teeth and flossed.
Posted by shaw on Sep-26-2010 20:51:
| quote: |
Originally posted by nortek
has anyone noticed how when u download sets from his server it is saved as html and not mp3 and having to rename them? is it some kind of virus? and also very often the files are 32kHz opposed to normal 44,1? |
You're not very good at the internet, are you?
Posted by r5a on Sep-26-2010 21:02:
hi lira
Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Sep-26-2010 21:05:
| quote: |
Originally posted by r5a
hi lira |
i had the same thought
Posted by ziptnf on Sep-26-2010 21:15:
| quote: |
Originally posted by r5a
hi lira |
It's Meat187, Jay logged onto his account and posted his cock in Meat's alt thread. 
Posted by Ian on Sep-26-2010 21:15:
Pleased to meat you, Alt.
Posted by on Sep-26-2010 21:17:
| quote: |
Originally posted by ziptnf
It's Meat187, Jay logged onto his account and posted his cock in Meat's alt thread. |
That's what Sushipunk wants you to believe.
Posted by Lira on Sep-26-2010 21:21:
| quote: |
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
i had the same thought |
Even I had the same thought
Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-26-2010 21:23:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Lira
Even I had the same thought |
It was the blocking of the text with the pictures? Wasn't it?
Your English is too refined for this - even to fake. I knew it wasn't you.
Posted by igottaknow on Sep-26-2010 21:25:
the funnest part about it, he created a thread saying he was an alt and ended up being a self fulfilling prophecy
Posted by ziptnf on Sep-26-2010 21:25:
| quote: |
Originally posted by An_Alt
That's what Sushipunk wants you to believe. |
| quote: |
Originally posted by An_Alt
Unfortunately Jay fucked it up, as usual. He had the password for the account but instead of trolling people and making everyone shit bricks he just posted a pic of his stupid cock and got banned. 
Next time I pull a practical joke on the c0r I should team up with Ygrene or something. Yeah, that's right Jay, Ygrene is a better troll than you. |
Yeah, Stu is brainwashing us
Posted by IL Duce on Sep-26-2010 21:27:
meat gave me his password and i got him banned.
Pages (4): [1] 2 3 4 »
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
