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this guy friended me on foursquare

and my girlfriend.

i will not be going to sleep tonight



cannot be unseen

that's the guy i was referring to when i said your girlfriend would be smoking some guy's pole very soon.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN that's the guy i was referring to when i said your girlfriend would be smoking some guy's pole very soon.

Had no idea what foursquare was so I checked it out.
It looks like it makes the world a lot more predictable and heaps more boring. Could be wrong, but it seems like a waste of time.

does he even have a chin??

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Originally posted by aquila does he even have a chin??

and the light shining behind him makes him look like hes missing a peice of skull

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Originally posted by Tangil Had no idea what foursquare was so I checked it out. It looks like it makes the world a lot more predictable and heaps more boring. Could be wrong, but it seems like a waste of time.

it's something to do when you're on the bus or waiting in line, or your girl goes to the bathroom.

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Originally posted by nefardec it's something to do when you're on the bus or waiting in line, or your girl goes to the bathroom.

And you want to consider the next time you host a party and this strange guy shows up who nobody seems to know but you're too afraid to ask to leave and he stays until everyone has left and you know he's had a lot to drink but he isn't half as cashed as you are - I mean he's downright fucking lucid compared to you - and he asks to stay the night after you've already watched him pass by the butcher's block in the kitchen and leer at your set of CutCo Knives like twelve fucking times in between bumming a pack cigarettes from your girlfriend who was way too obliterated to notice the way he tilted his head while he was talking to her and staring straight at her neck and you think you saw his hand flex into a cup that fit the profile of her neck, exactly, but maybe that's the pot talking and you a so fucked up and in the back of your mind, you're wondering how you're going to make it to work, the next day, and holy fucking shit that asshole is crying and your girlfriend is so falling for it offering him tissues and telling him not to cry and that it's going to be okay and of course he can stay only she should have talked to you first and now you're completely fucked because while you're conscious of the pending nightmare, your body is having none of it other than compelling you to run into the kitchen where you vomit in the sink.


/longest run-on sentence fragment in the world!

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Originally posted by EddieZilker /longest run-on sentence fragment in the world!

I'm sorry, was that a photo of you?

I reckon that Foursquare is a pretty handy tool for letting people know you're not at home, so they can rob you.

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Originally posted by nefardec I'm sorry, was that a photo of you?

Oh, God no.

it's me

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Originally posted by EddieZilker /longest run-on sentence fragment in the world!

dreamin' mate: You obviously havn't read Ulysses by James Joyce

Yo what's up?

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Yo what's up?

NOOO!!!!!!!

Selected tips from this mystery man

New York Penn Station

If u have pull along luggage I hate u and will try my best to kick it down the stairs as I race to my train
March 20, 2010

Newark Penn Station

Can we please do something about all the crackheads and beggers in the waiting rooms?its summer out send em outside to play
April 25, 2010

Newport Centre Mall
This place is overrun with ghetto trash
August 27, 2010


Tick Tock Diner
Waiter service sucks and if you go here alone your be treated like a creep
May 23, 2010

Rainpocalypse 2010
finally the homeless can take a bath
3 weeks ago

Pop-Tarts World
When I went they were out of a lot of suff
August 15, 2010

Apple Store
i come here to charge my Sprint evo
3 weeks ago

I took a huge shit
Stuck here till my spaceship is repaired
September 29, 2010

NYPD Police Headquarters
You would be a dope to do something illegal here
September 20, 2010

Guggenheim Museum
Today I learned its not child porn if its being showed in a respectable art museum like the guggenheim
August 22, 2010

Holiday inn
Nice place for a quickie
February 28, 2010

Crystal Cave
Lots of bugs and the beetles are huge outside I suggest u don't come here with someone who hates bugs
September 25, 2010


Creepin' the creepers.

ha!

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Yo what's up?

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Originally posted by EddieZilker And you want to consider the next time you host a party and this strange guy shows up who nobody seems to know but you're too afraid to ask to leave and he stays until everyone has left and you know he's had a lot to drink but he isn't half as cashed as you are - I mean he's downright fucking lucid compared to you - and he asks to stay the night after you've already watched him pass by the butcher's block in the kitchen and leer at your set of CutCo Knives like twelve fucking times in between bumming a pack cigarettes from your girlfriend who was way too obliterated to notice the way he tilted his head while he was talking to her and staring straight at her neck and you think you saw his hand flex into a cup that fit the profile of her neck, exactly, but maybe that's the pot talking and you a so fucked up and in the back of your mind, you're wondering how you're going to make it to work, the next day, and holy fucking shit that asshole is crying and your girlfriend is so falling for it offering him tissues and telling him not to cry and that it's going to be okay and of course he can stay only she should have talked to you first and now you're completely fucked because while you're conscious of the pending nightmare, your body is having none of it other than compelling you to run into the kitchen where you vomit in the sink.

Man. We've all met "that guy" at one point or another.

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