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Im a hero

Today i become a hero amongst my family, well, my brother really!!! Right firstly a little bit about my brother. He has a serious phoabia of spiders, and i mean serious. He runs half a mile when he see's the most smallest spider! Me and my dad tease him alot about it (hehheehhe )...anyway...
Last night in england, or the midlands in particular, we had big thunderstorms and the whole of my house had fans in their rooms, except my. So slept in a hot and sweaty bed all night, and first thing i did when i got up....SHOWER!!!! I was half way thru my shower wen my brother walked into the bathroom (thank god for the frosting on the shower door lol). N e way, i showered etc... and when i grabbed my towell, my brother screamed his head of (like a little girl may i add ) because right above me, this hairy mother fucking spider was above my head dangling. I was like "what the fuck" . I mean this spider was big, like a body as big as a one pence lol. So i grabbed this cup that was below me on the floor and was just about to hit it, when fuck me under the cup i just had, was prob its dad So i kept calm, and composed and started to hit the one on the floor with the cup vigeriously and violanty, then proceded on hitting the other ****** above me, which was harder as its was dangling. After an intence battle with nature i won. Now i am a hero with my brother because as i used to tease him about spiders, i am his protector!!!!HEHEHEHEHE.
I guess im just sad that i wanted to share my new hero status in my family household with u lot (even tho u lot dont care).
Do you think that their whole family is like gonna come after me? hehehe

On the topic of spiders, n e one gonna see "eight legged freaks". Oh memories of my brothers reaction when we saw the trailor for that when we went to see austin powers, but thats another story.

Matt

yep, i have a phobia of spiders too, thats where the vacuum cleaner jumps to the rescue!

btw, congrats to the 'hero' status among ur folks

i have a huge phobia with earwigs lol...ive gotten beaten up by earwigs...but thats another story...the story at hand here is the one where i was downstairs with my older brother and we were watching tv...i looked over at my bro who was lying down on the couch and on his shoulder was this earwig...well i stayed cool...(for a second)....and i turned to my bro and im like "yo!!!! THERES AN EARWIG ON U!!!!" well because i flipped out and yelled it he freaked too....soo he got up and start running around trying to bat it off not even knowing where exactly the damn earwig was on him...so he's running around yelling "GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!" and me being the hereo i am replied "Fuck U DUDE UR ON UR OWN!!"" and ran to my room lol..end of story

i freak out when i see potato bugs, or any beetles

I am also afraid of spiders and I have a good reason (i think)
I had a female black widow spider crawl up my arm before

I was a hero the other week too: I grabbed a "runaway baby carrage" right before a car hit it...made me feel good

i love spiders, i keep them as pets
they stay in my bedroom, i just make sure i close the door whenever i leave otherwise they would walk all over my house and my mum isnt to fond of them...
but i must say it keeps my brother out of my room

and i have a phobia for moths.... but lucky there is none in my bedroom nemore ( i let nature take its course)

I just captured a large ass Wolf spider at my friends house a few nights ago. This thing is like the size of a US half dollar. I was staying overnight at his house and he was on his computer...suddenly he jumped out of his chair and was like "holy shit dude, spider!". I came over to look at it and it was the biggest spider I've seen in this area. So instead of trying to kill it we decided that we were going to capture it and let his parents decide what to do with it...easier said than done.

Luckily he had an open VHS box sitting right next to the spider and since they like dark spaces that was where the spider moved to next. So I take another box and put the VHX box inside of it and tap it to empty the spider into the box. Right before I could close the box the ****** jumped out and scattered under his desk (this is also the fastest spider I have ever seen).

Once the spider got under his desk we didn't really know what to do until I thought of his brother's sword collection...you see the part of the desk the spider was under only had about 1-2cm clearence. So I got his brother to go grab one of his swords and we sweeped the spider out from under his desk. Now it was out in the open and we took a bowl put it over the spider & left it there overnight (lol, this was all taking place @ like 2:30am). I'm glad that we caught it though cause I sleep on the floor when I stay over and that spider is poisionous to humans.

i hate spiders

I hate people that kill harmless animals

you could've easily put it/them in the cup, put a piece of paper ove the top and throw them out of the window!!

congratz anyway for helping out your bro

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Originally posted by Miss Proximus I hate people that kill harmless animals

I thought spiders were insects

I have a very very big phobia for all kind of insects, especially wasps! Once when I was like 5-6 years old, I was outside, running to get something from our house, then suddenly, i felt some crap flying in to one of my nostrils...It was a small wasp and it fuc**ng stung me too! Inside of my nose! Man I think I increased my running speed by 40 mph in that moment A year later or so I got attacked by a whole army of wasps, I got stung on my finger, my stomach, my chin and on my arm!

Sooo...whenever I see a wasp I freak out

//DJ_A

ughhhhhhhhhhh spiders............

Take your hand....spread it all the way out.........

Imagine a spider that big, on your steering wheel........Yeah, it happened......How you ask? Well, going through high grass fields in Texas with your windows down isn't exactly the smartest thing to do.......Anyone from the south knows one thing, bugs, big bugs, and lots of them.......Turns out the field was pretty much infested with them....(I realized that when I was driving out and all the "baby" spiders were flyin on my windshield. I had to get them off with my windshield wipers).........

I didn't stay in that place for 5 minutes........Man, definitely one of those "you had to be there's"........I still get freaked thinkin about it......

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Originally posted by Dj_Activated I thought spiders were insects //DJ_A

actually they are not, they are spiders insects have 6 legs, while spiders have 8 legs

i wonder what Julie think anout this

I also read somewhere that the average human eats about 8 spiders while sleeping during his/her lifetime

//Acti

So you hate me Miss Proximus?? I only killed it because if i didnt kill it, it would have killed me!!! and as we all know, its survival of the fittest!!!

Great stories, keep em coming ...i saved a girl today from a spider, though this one i didnt kill, only because it was the size of an ant...impressed the girl tho...

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Originally posted by Dj_Activated I also read somewhere that the average human eats about 8 spiders while sleeping during his/her lifetime //Acti

Oh thats a great fact to know.......

theres meant to be like 50 spiders in/under/above every room in your house, in every country. i use the hoover to get them too. i also hate wasps and bees. i spray them with doedrant till they cant fly then i set them alight, ver amusing watching a wasp flying on fire. cant stand the little bastards. anyoen from england in the summer knows what im talking about personally im scared of snakes.. is anyone else? only 1 poinsnouse one ine england, glad i dont live in australia or anything

Yeah i hate spiders too


Funny cuz i don't mind the rest of the animal kingdom but they freak me out. Must be the hair or their 8 legs or their heaps of eyes

*shudders*

Ruuuun!!

I don't care what possible use they have to the world, if it was up to me spiders would be extincted long ago...

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Originally posted by Dj_Activated Once when I was like 5-6 years old, I was outside, running to get something from our house, then suddenly, i felt some crap flying in to one of my nostrils...It was a small wasp and it fuc**ng stung me too! Inside of my nose! Man I think I increased my running speed by 40 mph in that moment A year later or so I got attacked by a whole army of wasps, I got stung on my finger, my stomach, my chin and on my arm! Sooo...whenever I see a wasp I freak out //DJ_A

Yeah I hate wasps/bees as well. A similar thing happened to me, I was climbing a fence when I was little and just as I made it to the top, a wasp flew right into my bottom eyelid and stung me. It swelled up really bad and my vision turned really blurry for a day or two. Luckily the stinger didn't stick in though. EEK!

I don't know why, but I'm afraid of spiders too..

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Originally posted by eXeTik I don't care what possible use they have to the world, if it was up to me spiders would be extincted long ago...

haha
so tru...
i hate all insect...or bugs or whatever they are
i bash the living shit outta them

Congrates on being a hero, i'm terrified of spiders aswell so u could be my hero aswell! lol!
Where in the Midlands r u?
trance_babe

Hi...

I live in Mansfield, which is nottinghamshire
Your from derbyshire ey? What part? Hehe i support Derby County (now expecting a load of flames in reply lol)

Matt

Thats mad!!! I live near mansfield....in fact thats where i go clubbing....im usually in Lexis!
Where in Mansfield u from?

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