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Posted by ZeJayMan on Nov-11-2010 13:16:

You can't make this**** up.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010...orpoises-rescue

Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Mary Poppins star feared death after apparently falling asleep on his surfboard but friendly sea creatures pushed him to shore

Dick Van Dyke and a porpoise Porpoise driven � Dick Van Dyke and a porpoise. Please note: this is not a reportage image. Photographs: Fred Prouser/Reuters and Peter Parks/AFP/Getty Images

On screen, Dick Van Dyke has been rescued from untimely death by flying cars and magical nannies. Off screen, the veteran star of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins had to rely on the help of a pod of porpoises after apparently dozing off aboard his surfboard. "I'm not kidding," he said afterwards.

Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"

Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment.

Van Dyke made his screen debut on the Phil Silvers Show before bagging his own TV sitcom in 1961. His film credits include Bye Bye Birdie, Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Dick Tracy, while his TV drama Diagnosis: Murder ran from 1993 to 2001. In recent years he has appeared on screen in Night at the Museum and its 2009 sequel.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-11-2010 13:18:

I first read the name as Paul van Dyk. That would save trance, you know, because we could rightfully shift attention from unicorns to porpoises .

Posted by david.michael on Nov-11-2010 13:25:

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Originally posted by couch-potato
I first read the name as Paul van Dyk. That would save trance, you know, because we could rightfully shift attention from unicorns to porpoises .

Let's do that anyway... might be fun.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-11-2010 13:34:

We already got the shirts:

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-11-2010 17:23:

Posted by Settimo on Nov-11-2010 19:02:

Dick Van Dykes star in hollywood is by my apartment...

dick....van....dyke

Posted by Ian on Nov-11-2010 19:18:

Diagnosis not murdered.