Kentucky man forced to eat his beard

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Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Nov-12-2010 00:46:

Kentucky man forced to eat his beard

http://www.wlwt.com/r/25762204/detail.html

Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard
Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal

POSTED: 3:32 pm EST November 11, 2010
UPDATED: 3:56 pm EST November 11, 2010

LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. -- A central Kentucky man said he's waiting for justice to be served after two men shaved his beard, then made him eat it.

Harvey Westmoreland and his brother got into a fight with James Hill and Troy Holt in May.
The dispute was over a tractor Westmoreland was trying to sell to one of the men.
Westmoreland said the men felt like they were being ripped off and that's when the fight started.

"Troy offered to buy it from me for $250 dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him," Westmoreland told WLEX-TV. "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire."

"(Then) they cut my beard and forced me to eat it," he said.

Hill and Holt pleaded guilty. It's expected they'll be fined and sentenced to supervised diversion.

My favorite comment:
"Man cannot live by beard alone"

Posted by shaw on Nov-12-2010 00:49:

I'm sure it was healthier for him than whatever he had planned on eating, instead.

Posted by kadomony on Nov-12-2010 00:51:

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-12-2010 00:53:

lol awesome

Posted by david.michael on Nov-12-2010 00:55:

lol is that a real person?

Reminds me of "Forever Alone" guy.

Posted by jupiterone on Nov-12-2010 00:56:

westmoreland

Posted by bas on Nov-12-2010 02:28:

This is the funniest thing I have read all day. Fuck.

Posted by Comrade Stalin on Nov-12-2010 02:37:

It's really like that.

Posted by Banora on Nov-12-2010 02:43:

...Goddamnit, Kentucky.

Posted by Comrade Stalin on Nov-12-2010 04:07:

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-12-2010 04:36:

Doesn't Banora live in Kentucky? We should make her eat her beard!

Posted by Banora on Nov-12-2010 04:57:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
Doesn't Banora live in Kentucky? We should make her eat her beard!

Only if you buy this here tractor off me. My paw dun gave it to me and I have one too many now.

Posted by The17sss on Nov-12-2010 05:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Stalin

Posted by Direct on Nov-12-2010 05:39:

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-12-2010 14:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Only if you buy this here tractor off me. My paw dun gave it to me and I have one too many now.

LIES! One can never have too many tractors.

Btw, wtf? 20 bucks for a tractor? sign me up god damnit

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-12-2010 14:54:

Holy fuck, my state continually surprises me.

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Nov-12-2010 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Holy fuck, my state continually surprises me.

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-12-2010 16:34:

Shut up, bitch! Eat your own beard!

Posted by geroin on Nov-12-2010 16:48:

would be funnier if they made him eat his own pubes

Posted by gmilf on Nov-12-2010 21:15:

quote:
Originally posted by geroin
would be funnier if they made him eat his own pubes

oddly enough he was already clean shaven down there...most porn stars are though

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-12-2010 21:26:

I have a strong feeling that his beard tasted VERY MUCH like food.

Posted by DaRoZa on Nov-13-2010 02:10:

he needs hitler moustache michael jordan to fix his bacon collar

Posted by Lilith on Nov-13-2010 03:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I have a strong feeling that his beard tasted VERY MUCH like food.

Yeah but they didn't deep fry it first

Posted by chlola on Nov-13-2010 03:49:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
Doesn't Banora live in Kentucky? We should make her eat her beard!