Fukkin Massiv Insects Invade My House !!!

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Posted by Luke Terry on Jul-31-2002 23:09:

Fukkin Massiv Insects Invade My House !!!

Fukkinell, I've seen some big nasty insects in my time, but this fukker was the size of my friggin hand, SERIOUSLY, never seen such a big fukker anywhere, well scared off the fukker. Bastad beefy moth efforts and that, last week there was one a couple of inches big I just took and threw it out the window, but I didn't wanna mess with this fukker, so i just cellotaped it to the radiator and stabbed the **** with a blunt knife coz I can't be arsed 2 clean up insect goo/blood, wotever comes out of it. Don't call me friggin gay or a pansy or nowt like, coz I like tarantulas and stuff, but that fukker look like it came out of one of them "Honey I Shrunk/Blew Up The Blah Blah" films, fukkinell, you lot have been warned, hide your babies

Posted by Ian on Jul-31-2002 23:15:

I think it's all part of this genetically modified insects thing, they make them to kill of pests then can't kill these off without some handy work from luke

New Labour, New Problem

Posted by Dave_Masters on Jul-31-2002 23:20:

Mike... have u been injecting? HAHA

Posted by DRM on Jul-31-2002 23:27:

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Originally posted by DaveC

Mike... have u been injecting? HAHA

dont know wot u mean mate

Posted by Luke Terry on Jul-31-2002 23:30:

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Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
I think it's all part of this genetically modified insects thing, they make them to kill of pests then can't kill these off without some handy work from luke

New Labour, New Problem

wot also worries me is how it got in, and is there more, that fukker would eat my face when i was asleep

Posted by WillEastbury on Aug-01-2002 00:13:

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Originally posted by Project T

wot also worries me is how it got in, and is there more, that fukker would eat my face when i was asleep

Hey, I'd be more worried if it gets you while you are awake if it's THAT big ! ! ! !

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-01-2002 04:04:

bunch of english pansies.....come to canada.....we got bugs bigger than coup's head (WHICH IS DAMN DAMN BIG.....I'M TOLD)

Posted by Ian on Aug-01-2002 09:31:

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Originally posted by torontotrance
bunch of english pansies.....come to canada.....we got bugs bigger than coup's head (WHICH IS DAMN DAMN BIG.....I'M TOLD)

Harsh

Posted by Wiley on Aug-01-2002 11:41:

Get some pics of the beasts!

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Aug-01-2002 13:23:

British ppl ain't pansies why would they of ruled a big percentage of the world if they were pansies?.

back to bugs My dads house in Brittany on the North West Coast of France, right there they have these hornet things the locals call gyps, and they advise you even if you get stung once just once, you better go see the doctor. One night me my dad, my sis, and my sis's Boyfriend were having some beers and a laugh in the Kitchen of the house suddenely we hear this fuck off buzzing noise, we look over and theres one of these gyp things it was about the size of a big sparrow it was fucking MASSIVE!, after we gave it spray the thing starts going apeshit flying around the room at ppl, we hit with this thick massive book not once not twice but about 20 times up against the table, we thought three times was enough but the thing got up and tried to fly, and we don't mean hitting whilst it flys we mean squashing the thing up against the table. Fuck them thing take a beating.

Posted by Ian on Aug-01-2002 13:36:

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Fuck them thing take a beating.

You sure it wasn't a Frenchman ?

Posted by evil_bastard on Aug-01-2002 15:23:

There haven't been many of the annoying fukkers around lately I've noticed.

Wasps have been the only thing pissing me off this summer. We have this spray called "Raid" which claims to kill wasps in seconds but it never works. It's much more fun to spray aftershave on them and watch it foam up and freeze them as they sit there awaiting their impending doom!

Posted by Wiley on Aug-01-2002 15:35:

In kavos we had this stuff called "mr fist" much to the amusement of people that only worked if u sprayed loads... lynx worked a treat, the best was trying to hit them with something so they got well pissed, then lead them into the apartment were you ran out the door, and the others, some still in bed shat them-selves whilsht screaming muahhaha

Posted by jp on Aug-01-2002 15:45:

You Brits make me LMAO

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-01-2002 17:37:

should of got a vacuum cleaner and weeeeeh!....thoomp!
but since u said it was the size of ur hand or whatever, i would of used a hammer or a shoe or summin and hit the bastard

Posted by Luke Terry on Aug-01-2002 17:50:

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ
should of got a vacuum cleaner and weeeeeh!....thoomp!
but since u said it was the size of ur hand or whatever, i would of used a hammer or a shoe or summin and hit the bastard

if u cellotape their wings they cant fly which was my plan

Posted by blighty on Aug-01-2002 21:01:

Hi all,

What was it then??

Greetings,
Blighty

Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-01-2002 22:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Project T
if u cellotape their wings they cant fly which was my plan

lol, the idea had come across meh mind...
the vac was much more fun, watchin them squirm away
then THOOMP!