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Posted by aNYthing on Nov-20-2010 22:38:

Shit you said while high/drunk/otherwise fuked up

"You can't spell EMPIRE without IRE", I said to my Irish buddy last night after his 30 minute rant on how Ireland is not a part of the UK.

Same night... same pub... my old boss hanging out with my former co-workers. Notices me, tries to be nice after being a fuking douche that basically forced my hand to quit. (This is after a blunt and few beers):

"Hey Jason, how does it feel to go to sleep every night knowing that when people describe their horrid shitty asshole bosses that YOU'RE THAT GUY?"

Him: "Really? Wow. That's very refreshingly honest. How do I feel? Hm. Don't give a shit. If I did, I wouldn't be in management, still working long, hard hours and complaining about my boss... like you!"

*pwn3d*

your turn to dispense those morsels of drunken/stoned wisdom.

Posted by Verdale on Nov-20-2010 23:02:

I don't really remember any dumb things I've said, but I know that one time I was fucked up and kept trying to smoke my cigarettes backwards the entire night. Apparently I kept saying "cheap ass cigs won't stay lit".

Posted by Reza on Nov-20-2010 23:10:

well,

i remember this one night i got really drunk and started talking "chinese" to this asian cab driver the whole ride home...

thank god he didnt kill me

Posted by aNYthing on Nov-20-2010 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Verdale
I don't really remember any dumb things I've said, but I know that one time I was fucked up and kept trying to smoke my cigarettes backwards the entire night. Apparently I kept saying "cheap ass cigs won't stay lit".

hahahha, done that! Though I was wondering - why am I smoking filterless cigs?

Posted by bas on Nov-21-2010 01:08:

I like to talk extensively about DirecTV.

Posted by idoru on Nov-21-2010 01:17:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I like to talk extensively about DirecTV.

This wouldn't surprise me at all.

Posted by Alex23 on Nov-21-2010 01:20:

I was drunk one night and walked into a Burger King and ordered an "eggs McChicken".

Posted by bas on Nov-21-2010 01:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex23
I was drunk one night and walked into a Burger King and ordered an "eggs McChicken".

"oh oops is this Burger King? Make that an eggs McChicken with cheese."

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-21-2010 02:01:

One summer break during high school I got free ice cream at Dairy Queen for my pals up on a trip in British Columbia because I was too stoned to order so the manager came out and declared me baked and awarded us cones.

Technically it was not something I said but this qualifies because most people here don't remember theirs either

Posted by shaw on Nov-21-2010 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I like to talk extensively about DirecTV.

I know I've had at least one [very one-way] conversation about pioneer elites.

Posted by ZeJayMan on Nov-21-2010 02:35:

I remember that one time I was a viscious slag on TA when I was drunk.

Posted by stealthman on Nov-21-2010 02:55:

I remember sitting in front of a garden on the front porch one night with a mate (a day after I broke up with my ex), pointing towards the garden yelling "Check out those fucken crabs theyre massive, they're the same ones my ex had!" followed by major bouts of random laughter throughout the night. Too bad I was too stoned and drunk out of my tits to realise there were no crabs.

Posted by Lira on Nov-21-2010 03:22:

"I bet I can outrun myself!"

Posted by Moongoose on Nov-21-2010 03:32:

I love you

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-21-2010 03:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
I love you

Posted by Moongoose on Nov-21-2010 03:43:

To clarify, i meant that the most fucked up thing i ever said while drunk is I love you Though i do love Lira as well, but then again who doesnt!

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Nov-21-2010 03:49:

damn mongoose that's a rough one.
i tend to keep just about everything to myself when i'm drunk or fucked up, especially of that nature.

a few months ago i was out with some friends and my one friend was rolling for the first time. he started talking to this really jacked guy and eventually kept suggesting that the guy did p90x and asking him for tips and stuff ..... i walked away. (best part was the other guy was rolling as well and it was apparently true. they became best friends instantly........)

Posted by Lira on Nov-21-2010 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
To clarify, i meant that the most fucked up thing i ever said while drunk is I love you Though i do love Lira as well, but then again who doesnt!

I didn't think it was directed to me, don't worry

ps.: OMGI<3U2!!!

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Nov-21-2010 04:02:

"You know, we should totally get married"

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-21-2010 04:24:

Not me but my wife:

"Why is this windshield being a dickhead?"

I lol'd.

Posted by tubularbills on Nov-21-2010 04:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Not me but my wife:

"Why is this windshield being a dickhead?"

I lol'd.

Posted by djhaziel on Nov-21-2010 04:40:

two weekends ago at a TA's house :

" we need an adult "

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-21-2010 06:44:

quote:
Originally posted by djhaziel
two weekends ago at a TA's house :

" we need an adult "

LMFAO

Posted by david.michael on Nov-21-2010 06:53:

Drunk right now.

Tonight:

"lolllll omg, I just farted and forgot that I had a space heater/fan right next to me. It was just a single "putt" but the fan picked it up and shot it right in Stacey's mouth. So much for the BJ I was promised."

Posted by stealthman on Nov-21-2010 09:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
I love you

+1

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