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-- Here is your sign.
Here is your sign.
Soz if previously posted, dont come here often!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That
way you wouldn't rely on them. Would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see
your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a Ridgeways truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says
"Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to
see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it".
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a gas station. The
attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,
"Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, Nope. I was driving around and
those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Ouch, that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his ! sign, I could have
stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually
a
local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning.OK no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked "So your truck is stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at
him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm
delivering' a bridge... here's your sign."
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are
you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. "Here's your
sign."
this joke is kind of hard to understand.... maybe the way its structured?
OMG LMAO
LoL, I just looooooove sarcasm like this! Gets me everytime, this is actually what I do when asked a stupid question.
hahahahah, its awsome!
i heard a recorded version of this in my friends car once. i'll have to get this dudes name cos its even funnier when you hear the guy saying all that shit...
| quote: |
| Originally posted by blazed it this joke is kind of hard to understand.... maybe the way its structured? |
LOL that was funny....
here is what happened 10mins ago...
I mean.. look!
the one answer is more stupid than the other!
I should give them a BIG sign :
{ME} ********************************************************************
Have you got the money yet?
When is my parcel expected to arrive?
----- Original Message -----
From: Andrew K
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, July 30, 2002 12:45 PM
Subject: Money transfered to your account // Please send my items
Here is a copy of the receipt I got from my bank.
(If you can't see the attachment, please go here :
http://www.aweb.gr/apodiksi.gif )
403 Euros were tranfered today into your account. These money are for :
1 x MR54444 - 4 WAY GANG (1METER) - MAINS EXTENSION - EACH = �4.99
1 x MR31753 - KORG KAOSS PAD - REAL TIME DJ EFFECTS PROCESSOR - EACH = �219.00
+ EXPRESS UPS SHIPPING = �23
---> Total = �248 = 401 Euros. <---
I sent you 403 in order to cover any extra converting fees.
Please send my items to :
************************************
ANDREW KARABATZAKIS
10 AGAPINOU Str
54621 THESSALONIKI
GREECE
************************************
as soon as possible, and let me know when you have sent them.
Thank you,
Andrew.
(HTFR) From: John Rob @ Hard To Find Records
To: Andrew K
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 12:40 PM
Subject: Re: Fw: Money transfered to your account // Please send my items
> This email is blank?
>
> Lora
>
>> >This is what I wrote in the original message :
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>> >
>> >
>> >>>
>> >Here is a copy of the receipt I got from my bank.
>> >(here : http://www.aweb.gr/apodiksi.gif )
>> >403 Euros were tranfered today into your account. These money are for :
>> >
>> >1 x MR54444 - 4 WAY GANG (1METER) - MAINS EXTENSION - EACH = �4.99
>> >1 x MR31753 - KORG KAOSS PAD - REAL TIME DJ EFFECTS PROCESSOR - EACH =
>> >�219.00
>> >+ EXPRESS UPS SHIPPING = �23
>> >---> Total = �248 = 401 Euros. <---
>> >
>> >I sent you 403 in order to cover any extra converting fees.
>> >
>> >Please send my items to :
>> >
>> >************************************
>> > ANDREW KARABATZAKIS
>> > 10 AGAPINOU Str
>> > 54621 THESSALONIKI
>> > GREECE
>> >************************************
>> >
>> >as soon as possible, and let me know when you have sent them.
>> >Thank you,
>> >Andrew.
>> >
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> through.
>
> Thanks
Please let me know when you have sent my items.
> >> There are many ways of paying for your wanted records/dj equipment on
> the
> >> below URL,
> >>
> >> http://www.htfr.com/ordering/payment.php
> >>
> >> It is proberbly better if you pay by direct money transfer, if you are
> >> going to do so please can you fax or email us your receipt of payment,
> as
> >> this will help speed up the dispatch of your order.
This is what I am telling you!
http://www.aweb.gr/apodiksi.gif << and here is the receipt of the payment!
===
well, what can I say..?
Still waiting for an answer...
hope my money aren't lost 
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Re: Here is your sign.
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Coup (...) My neighbour comes over and says "Hey, you moving?"(..) (...) "Tyre go flat?" (...) (...) "So your truck is stuck?"(...) (...) "Are you still here?" (...) |
its alot funnier when you hear the recorded version.... i forgot the guys name.. he's some country singer or something... i'll try to dig it up.
Hehe I hate stupid questions like those. I'm going to have to come up with sarcastic answers more often.
people ask me dumb question like that all the time, but its not as stupid. read this before somewhere too. still its funny 
i guess someone needs to learn what a "rhetorical question" is 
. also they need to learn how to spell "tire". what a ******
LOL!!!!
sarcasm at its best!
funny .. but i've seen this before...
And tyre is T-Y-R-E when it's spelt the correct way, not the American way
But regardless, people spell it differently in different places, no need to correct that...
two words : FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! 
HAhaha that was awesome.
but one note.... the guy who said "so you're truck is stuck?" wasn't that stupid.......however getting your truck stuck under a bridge in the first place is pretty goddamn STOOPID .
Here's YOUR
TALK ABOUT SARCASM!!!!
LMAO. amazingly funny
While waiting inside a movie theater, I had the chance to kill some time. In front of me, I had noticed that an usher was standing in front of the enterance to one of the theaters and was checking ticket stubs. To my amazement, several people who were momentarily leaving that specific movie theater (who had ALREADY shown him their ticket stub and were already in the theater) were showing their ticket stubs to the usher on their way OUT. Here's your sign...
I know this post was started forever ago, but heres the name of the guy whose sketch that is... Bill Engvall--he is hilarious--i have probably 3-4 hours of his stuff on my computer--its lots of fun... anyway... hope that helps some of ya smile...
There is this George Carlin feel to this thread
SARCASM OWNZ U
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