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Avocado Trees

Hey does anyone here grow avocado trees; or have an avocado farm?

Here is a picture of my young avocado tree

my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.

when he gets a lady tree ask him to video them having sex

Avocado trees?

Everyone knows avocado's don't grow on trees. They are the eggs of the bird avonium cadosius. The bird nests in trees so maybe thats why you think they come from trees, but no.

Where I live, avocados are really expensive at the regular store, and the farmer's markets are still several months off. So I've been buying avocados from Jensens Avocados and Pork in the big blue bulk bags that they have there.

The last two times I have done this, at least 4/5 of the avocados have been rotten when I cut them open with my tomahawk. Firm, slightly squishy, ripe-feeling outside. Rotten, cracked nut, OMG I'm going to be sick smelling this inside. It's starting to put me off avocados, seeing as these avocados are not very tasty either.

Anyone else had this experience?

fuck i love avocados.

just had some tonight

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit though

This is true.

We have avocado trees in our farm back home, I planted some of them myself, and it's always nice to go back and see how much they've grown.

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Originally posted by Esiotrat This is true. We have avocado trees in our farm back home, I planted some of them myself, and it's always nice to go back and see how much they've grown.

you like to watch?

mmm i love hot avocado sex, its like an orgy in my mouth

I have a huge one.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Avocado trees? Everyone knows avocado's don't grow on trees. They are the eggs of the bird avonium cadosius. The bird nests in trees so maybe thats why you think they come from trees, but no.

Stu can support this claim with his fine photography of the rare avocado bearing species.

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.

im pretty sure all fruits require a male and female tree to pollinate in order to bear fruit.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Avocado trees? Everyone knows avocado's don't grow on trees. They are the eggs of the bird avonium cadosius. The bird nests in trees so maybe thats why you think they come from trees, but no.

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.

That is cool; you are right Avocado trees need another to pollenate the flowers to produce the fruits.

Avocado trees are weird in that in the morning the flowers open up as females close in the afternoon, then open up at night as males, then never open up again. Weird how that works.

Basically to circumvent this issue cultivators plant 2-3 trees in one spot so that the avocados can cross pollenate easier.

How big is this tree; and where did you get it from?

P.S. I am growing my own from seed, but am going to buy some avocado trees for cloning so that I may eventually have enough cloned trees for a farm.

i have mango tree
very delicious

Make me some Guac

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