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Posted by woscar on Dec-20-2010 16:57:

When Parents Text

quote:
DAD: big splurge today
ME: What did you buy?
DAD: new pair of underwear to wear for my surgery on tues.

quote:
MOM: are there any other dvds you want for christmas? i decided im not getting you Conception- it sounds too adult

quote:
MOM: I�m on twitter now. I tweet all day!
MOM: ooo laaa laaa, JLO is making chicken parm tonight. mmmm
ME: I hope this is a joke.
MOM: twitter me! everyone is following me everywhere

quote:
MOM: Do you know how to check twitter to see where Lionel Richie is?

http://www.whenparentstext.com/

Posted by The17sss on Dec-20-2010 17:08:

Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.

Posted by shaw on Dec-20-2010 17:09:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.

Posted by ziptnf on Dec-20-2010 17:23:

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-20-2010 17:32:

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-20-2010 17:42:

Posted by woscar on Dec-20-2010 18:12:

Yeah, that was gold!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-20-2010 18:19:

I read it as 'chili with the tacos' and was like 'YESSSSSSSSSSS', but then I realized it said chill and then I was just hungry.

Posted by bas on Dec-20-2010 18:22:

Dad: Beer please
Me: what
Dad: Beer please

Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
Dad: That�s an ice spider

LOL

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-20-2010 18:33:

thefirsttimemydadsentmeatextitlookedlikethisbecausehedidn'tknowwherethespacekeywasonhiscellphone

true story

Posted by bas on Dec-20-2010 18:35:

I have concluded that dads are awesome beyond belief. Kinda makes me wish my dad wasn't really cold from years of hunting & killing terrorists. Oh well.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Dec-20-2010 18:37:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Dad: Beer please
Me: what
Dad: Beer please

Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
Dad: That�s an ice spider

LOL

dad of the year all years

Posted by Cloudburst on Dec-20-2010 18:38:

True story:

Mom: Help, how do I install antivirus on my iphone, I saw on tv they can hack me!
Me: LOL!

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-20-2010 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
thefirsttimemydadsentmeatextitlookedlikethisbecausehedidn'tknowwherethespacekeywasonhiscellphone

true story

The space key on my phone is broken, so mine look like that right now.

Posted by Meat187 on Dec-20-2010 18:57:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Dad: Beer please
Me: what
Dad: Beer please

Posted by RandomGirl on Dec-20-2010 19:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
thefirsttimemydadsentmeatextitlookedlikethisbecausehedidn'tknowwherethespacekeywasonhiscellphone

true story

LMAO! Mine also did that. She kept texting me jibberish and I was like "Mom, I cannot understand what you're trying to say!" and she replied "nospace". Hahaha!

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-20-2010 19:20:

Mom: we got the tree do u want to decorate on monday with everyone or should i do it? there is no right answer we all need to be honest

Posted by Banora on Dec-20-2010 19:46:

quote:
Dad: Fwd: Love you, good night.

Posted by shaw on Dec-20-2010 19:48:

from my thanksgiving:

Mom: your tx safety-Inspection sticker has expired - you need to get an inspection & a new sticker or you might get an expensive ticket.
[no response, next day:]
Mom: vehicle sticker - ********** county - URGENT
[no response, next day:]
Mom: ********** vehicle sticker
[no response, next day:]
Dad: I told your mom you got the sticker. Please confirm with her.

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Dec-20-2010 20:04:

my dad just started texting, the problem is he cracks himself up while typing the messages, i guess for him it's the novelty of sending a joke without getting an immediate response so he ends up sending these wisecrack jokes. you have to be there with him because he's trying to type meanwhile he's laughing the whole time.

Posted by bas on Dec-20-2010 20:19:

My mom is really big with the shortened grammar when she sends texts, I have no idea why. She has a Blackberry with full keyboard and I keep getting texts like "hope 2 c u n bun tmrw, call me whn u get this thx". I hate that

Posted by ziptnf on Dec-20-2010 20:23:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
My mom is really big with the shortened grammar when she sends texts, I have no idea why. She has a Blackberry with full keyboard and I keep getting texts like "hope 2 c u n bun tmrw, call me whn u get this thx". I hate that

They're just trying to be cool like all you kids with your texting and your technology

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Dec-20-2010 20:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
thefirsttimemydadsentmeatextitlookedlikethisbecausehedidn'tknowwherethespacekeywasonhiscellphone

true story

i bet it looked more like this

kkzzzkkzyyjjkzykqkuzjkuqjkzuqqjkkzzujqkizjkqjzk

..cos hes polish

Posted by The17sss on Dec-20-2010 21:49:

From last week with my dad at like 10:00 pm:

Me: Where are you... still in Orlando?
Dad: Yes. Here all day. Will call you in 1 hour.

.... 1 hour later.....

Dad: Lulu still up?
Dad: Pare you still up?
Me: Who the hell is Lulu and Pare?
Dad: "ARE" you still up. Keep pressing wrong keys with my fat fingers and it's autocorrecting.
Me: Just call me.

Posted by Ian on Dec-20-2010 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
i bet it looked more like this

kkzzzkkzyyjjkzykqkuzjkuqjkzuqqjkkzzujqkizjkqjzk

..cos hes polish

And Bas, my folks do that. I just reply with "speak proper english you lazy ****** or I will not reply again"

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