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I wrote about this on FB [but I would like to discuss it here - it's that important]

Since it�s Christmas eve, it�s only appropriate I discuss a cruel situation that tremendously affects us all. Not just during the holidays, but throughout the entire year. It's a far-reaching calamity - one that transcends the very soul of human emotion. It�s a problem that breaks up families. Forever. And rightly so.

That�s right, I�m referring to lost socks in the dryer. Socks. It happens to us all. Where do they go, for crying out loud? And most importantly, after you regularly experience this psychological torment, how can your life ever be the same again?

Think about all this while you eat with the family today.

they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them

You're probably right.

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Originally posted by couch-potato

WTF am I looking at?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy they just hide and clutch to the sides of the machine like a 1950's prison escapist with a spot light searchin for them

That was a fucking hilarious image. Goddamned socks, I don't wanna see you jay-walkin no mo'!

It always seems to be the black socks that escape. White socks are reliable and stay put, but the black ones are always off, clinging to the inside of your girlfriend's pants. What's with that!

I lost a really nice pair of lacy underwear (one of my favorite pairs, in fact - and why do they call them pairs??? there's only one!) one time, only to find it months later inside my duvet cover.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I lost a really nice pair of lacy underwear (one of my favorite pairs, in fact - and why do they call them pairs??? there's only one!) one time, only to find it months later inside my duvet cover.

did they look like a piece of grilled chicken?

[img ]nuclearwearingsox.jpg[/ img]

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Originally posted by ziptnf WTF am I looking at?

i raise the same question.

also with the socks..they are probably inside a pocket or something, that or the washing machine has gone OMNONMONMNOMNOMNOM

Judging from the captions, it's a series of pictures of a dude that underwent hormone replacement therapy.

There have been a lot of studies done in the industry about this, folks. I can tell you as a Subject Matter Expert that we really don't know how the fuck it happens and there is no rock solid scientific explanation. There are some very interesting theories and some even more interesting/frightening data out there but I'm legally bound and cannot say much more than that.

This is why I usually just ask for socks from people who don't know what to give me for christmas. I like having lots of socks cause I usually change out of them often (if I step in something slightly wet, or they are too dirty from going into the basement or or outside in the summer).

Socks ftw.

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Originally posted by Ygrene It's actually very scientific. I won't go into it right now.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie ...and why do they call them pairs???...

Same question for pants.

Can you have a single "pant?" Or one "trouser?"

Just noticed the captions HRT, which I'm guessing is hormone replacement therapy.

Weird, never would've guessed that from a guy wearing a shirt with Abercrombie blazed across the front

When I was living in the barracks I had all of my whites stolen from the dryer. Almost all my socks, and white shirts.



I don't think the dryer had the balls to steal all of that. A human has to be involved, but I guess we'll never know.

my dog ultimately profits from this... i take the mismatched socks and tie them into a large sock knot and give it to her as a toy. it sounds lame but she loves to lie down and rip the knots out of those socks..

gnomes that steal socks...think about it

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Originally posted by couch-potato

Hormone Replacement Therapy?

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Originally posted by LinX Hormone Replacement Therapy?

I didn't get it until jp spelled it out. That cp posts some weird shit.

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Originally posted by igottaknow That cp posts some weird shit.

You would call me that.

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Originally posted by couch-potato You would call me that.

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