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New Dance Club Idea!

I need you guys to give me an opinion on an idea for a club I would like to open.

It will be called The Straight Man's Dance Club and it will be only for heterosexual men who want to be able to dance with other straight men without having to bring along their girlfriends or wives.

Basically a place for straight men to do male bonding without having the annoyance or interference of women around.

Opinions please.

Sounds very, very perverse.














Will you be serving a Poo Poo Platter?

Sounds enticing.
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Will eating of the poo poo be allowed?

There will be nooooooooo poo poo of any kind and there is nothing gay about this so stop with the homosexual innuendos and homosexuals will NOT be allowed to enter the club. This is completely for straight men to do healthy male bonding without having to have the annoyance of their women around nagging them.

Let's say I were to come up to you at the club and ask you to dance or even slow dance. Since we are straight men there would no problem making eye contact as we are dancing and it would also be fine to have erotic thoughts about our girlfriends as we are dancing.

Having a club like this for staight men to bond through dance is very important.

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Originally posted by joeel There will be nooooooooo poo poo of any kind and there is nothing gay about this so stop with the homosexual innuendos and homosexuals will NOT be allowed to enter the club. This is completely for straight men to do healthy male bonding without having to have the annoyance of their women around nagging them. Let's say I were to come up to you at the club and ask you to dance or even slow dance. Since we are straight men there would no problem making eye contact as we are dancing and it would also be fine to have erotic thoughts about our girlfriends as we are dancing. Having a club like this for staight men to bond through dance is very important.

That's gay.

Well, this is a poo poo of an alt.

And probably the same guy who did Wesley Oakes and DJRyan... and Purple.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker That's gay.

I don't think you understand. Now if you were in the straight man's dance club and I were to come up to you for a dance, you would be very stupid to have that kind of attitude or refuse to dance with me. There would be plenty of other straight men there who wold take offense to your attitude and might want to kick your ass. You're not dealing with wimpy homosexual here. This is a place for straight heterosexual men to get together and dance and it would be stupid for you to act all badass.

A lively opening night at the Club For Male Bonding:

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Originally posted by joeel I don't think you understand. Now if you were in the straight man's dance club and I were to come up to you for a dance, you would be very stupid to have that kind of attitude or refuse to dance with me. There would be plenty of other straight men there who wold take offense to your attitude and might want to kick your ass. You're not dealing with wimpy homosexual here. This is a place for straight heterosexual men to get together and dance and it would be stupid for you to act all badass.

No, dude. It's perverse. Something which appears to be other than what it actually is. This sounds like a place for men who are uncertain of their masculinity and shamed by their homosexual inclinations. It's bound to attract a bunch of psychologically fucked up men with daddy issues. On the plus side, it eloquently qualifies for a great name for a gay-bar:




Your Daddy's Closet.

If you're thinking about your wife while you're bonkin a dude, does that wipe the gay away?

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Originally posted by EddieZilker No, dude. It's perverse. Something which appears to be other than what it actually is. This sounds like a place for men who are uncertain of their masculinity and shamed by their homosexual inclinations. It's bound to attract a bunch of psychologically fucked up men with daddy issues. On the plus side, it eloquently qualifies for a great name for a gay-bar: Your Daddy's Closet.

No it is exactly what it apears to be, there will be a sign posted at the entrance stating that this is a straight mens only club. Also, the bouncer will be asking all the men if they are straight or not and if the answer is no then you don't get in and you also might get some shit by some of the regular staight men who were waiting in line behind you. If you're gay then this kind of club is not for you.

As I said, the concept for the club is for straight men to get together and dance. A place for guys don't have to worry about their bitches,. Now if you are gonna come into the club with that kind of attitude, then I can't guarantee your safety. If some guy honors you by asking you to dance and you make some homo remark then thats it, you're gone.

As for you personally insulting my club, listen you ******, I usually don't talk to a man until I have danced with him. So I think you better stop talking unless you want to....you know.

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Originally posted by joeel As for you personally insulting my club, listen you ******, I usually don't talk to a man until I have danced with him. So I think you better stop talking unless you want to....you know.

Perhaps Jake Benson would like a dance with you.

He is extremely straight. No need to worry about getting any gay on you.

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Originally posted by joeel No it is exactly what it apears to be, there will be a sign posted at the entrance stating that this is a straight mens only club. Also, the bouncer will be asking all the men if they are straight or not and if the answer is no then you don't get in and you also might get some shit by some of the regular staight men who were waiting in line behind you. If you're gay then this kind of club is not for you. As I said, the concept for the club is for straight men to get together and dance. A place for guys don't have to worry about their bitches,. Now if you are gonna come into the club with that kind of attitude, then I can't guarantee your safety. If some guy honors you by asking you to dance and you make some homo remark then thats it, you're gone. As for you personally insulting my club, listen you ******, I usually don't talk to a man until I have danced with him. So I think you better stop talking unless you want to....you know.

This is just too screwy not to be a troll.



Where is Jake Benson?

anyone remember the popples?

You people don't understand, the homos have their own dance clubs so mine is gonna be a straight man's dance club. Capiche!

If some guy honors you by asking you to dance and you make some homo remark then thats it, you're gone.

keyword: "honors"

How exactly would you propose keeping homosexuals out of the club?

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Originally posted by ModernNosferatu keyword: "honours"

Fixed

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Originally posted by Jackson How exactly would you propose keeping homosexuals out of the club?

There will be a sign posted at the entrance and every man will be questioned about his sexuality by a bouncer before being let in. You can lie at your own risk but once the straight men have found out that you are gay then you might not be able to walk out of there alive. And trust me, there are ways to find out.

The concept of the straight man's dance club has much in common with other heterosexual manly pursuits such as Brazillian Jiu Jitsu or Greco Roman Wrestling in the way that it is only gay if you make eye contact. So therefore there will be a rule against making eye contact while dancing with other straight men. It is a rule that doesn't really even have to be announced since no straight man would want do that anyway. Why would you want to make eye contact with a man who you dance with if you are in the middle of a sexual fantasy about a woman?

Now if your gay man who lied his way into the club then you better smart and not make eye contact while you are dancing unless you want to get your ass kicked by some very angry straight men.

i'm getting jizzy nipples just thinking about it.

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Originally posted by joeel There will be a sign posted at the entrance and every man will be questioned about his sexuality by a bouncer before being let in. You can lie at your own risk but once the straight men have found out that you are gay then you might not be able to walk out of there alive. And trust me, there are ways to find out.

I think everyone should suck each others dick before they are let in, that way if they are a bit too good at it, you know they have the homo. It's simple, but brilliant.

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Originally posted by joeel There will be a sign posted at the entrance and every man will be questioned about his sexuality by a bouncer before being let in. You can lie at your own risk but once the straight men have found out that you are gay then you might not be able to walk out of there alive. And trust me, there are ways to find out.

But what if the bouncer is a closet gay and wants gay men to get in?

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The concept of the straight man's dance club has much in common with other heterosexual manly pursuits such as Brazillian Jiu Jitsu or Greco Roman Wrestling in the way that it is only gay if you make eye contact. So therefore there will be a rule against making eye contact while dancing with other straight men.

So one straight men can grind (straightly) up against another straight man's butt as long as the two never look each other in the eye? Sounds very straight!

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles But what if the bouncer is a closet gay and wants gay men to get in? So one straight men can grind (straightly) up against another straight man's butt as long as the two never look each other in the eye? Sounds very straight!

The bouncer will NOT be gay, bouncers will be heavily screened and must be married and have children.

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