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Posted by woscar on Dec-31-2010 14:47:

America: This Is Why You're Fat

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-31-2010 14:54:

that's a stupid invention, but not the reason we're fat.

the reason we're fat is because of big corporations like mcdonalds. and parents not making their kids go outside and play (instead making them sit in front of the TV for 5 hours while they scarf down mcdonalds).

/hate fat people

Posted by Comrade Stalin on Dec-31-2010 14:55:

This is what makes America great. If you don't have to worry about holding you're sandwich, then you do thing like send aircraft carrier battle-groups to scare the shit out of Iran and North Korea. See?

Posted by LinX on Dec-31-2010 15:06:

'like a sandwich bluetooth'

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 15:14:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
that's a stupid invention, but not the reason we're fat.

the reason we're fat is because of big corporations like mcdonalds. and parents not making their kids go outside and play (instead making them sit in front of the TV for 5 hours while they scarf down mcdonalds).

/hate fat people

it has nothing to do with big corporations. I choose not to drive a go-kart down the freeway, wash my hair with oxyclean, and shove pencils up my nose, despite the fact that all of the above are available in abundance.

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 15:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Stalin
you're sandwich

I am no such thing.

Posted by Comrade Stalin on Dec-31-2010 15:16:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
I am no such thing.

Shawich

Posted by woscar on Dec-31-2010 15:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Stalin
Shawich

/igkhumor

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-31-2010 15:22:

"Let's you work right through your lunch break!"

Evil.

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 15:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
"Let's you work right through your lunch break!"

Evil.

LETS NOT!

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-31-2010 15:24:

thats just a modified harmonica holder

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 15:25:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
thats just a modified harmonica holder

I don't get it.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-31-2010 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
I don't get it.

I guess their are similar devices used to hold harmonica's?

Posted by yukii on Dec-31-2010 15:30:

YESSS!!! finally i don't have to skip lunch now! Now i can fashionably wear that device for my sandwich (probably hot glue sequins or some shit on it) AND be able to help customers at the SAME time!! WIN!

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 15:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I guess their are similar devices used to hold harmonica's?

That's it--I'm breaking in. Your jeans, one sock from every pair, sanitary cycle, tumble dry, no fabric softener...and not turned inside out.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-31-2010 15:37:

Fine by me! With all my Whopper eating, my clothing doesn't fit anymore anyway.

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 15:38:

You just bought a pair of these, didn't you?

Posted by woscar on Dec-31-2010 15:38:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
You just bought a pair of these, didn't you?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-31-2010 16:35:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
That's it--I'm breaking in. Your jeans, one sock from every pair, sanitary cycle, tumble dry, no fabric softener...and not turned inside out.

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-31-2010 16:36:

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-31-2010 16:37:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
You just bought a pair of these, didn't you?
Jesus i'm laughing my ass off

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-31-2010 16:39:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
You just bought a pair of these, didn't you?

Posted by chlola on Dec-31-2010 16:42:

Can you fit a dildo in one of those contraptions?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Dec-31-2010 16:46:

quote:
Originally posted by chlola
Can you fit a dildo in one of those contraptions?

a better question for you is if you can fit your ass through a doorway you fat cow.

Posted by shaw on Dec-31-2010 16:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
a better question for you is if you can fit your ass through a doorway you fat cow.

I was at a bookstore on Wednesday and had to devise an alternate route to the checkout line due to the presence of an inhumanly large beast at an endcap. She was literally the width of the aisle.

inb4jenny

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