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So, when do u think LiLo will be staring in hard-core pr0n?

I think she's wasting her fucking talent. Seriously.

Sensation alone would earn her millions, were she to just let the coke and cock whore inside lose. She could be another Jenna or Sasha. Just do what you love, love! Snort coke off of Steele's cock, then let him rail you in every orifice, profit!

I hope she seriously considers it - as her boobs are not getting any less saggier and freckles are not any cuter. Pretty soon, people will be mistaking them for liver spots.

So, Lindsay - if you're reading. Spread 'em, take a load or 10, be a champ again, let the whore inside... OUT!

/Let us bow our heads in prayer... Dear Lord almighty, please allow Lindsay Lohan to follow her life-long dream of being a white trash whore with a really nice set of assets and allow her on a self-destructive but exciting train to oblivion. Speaking of trains, for pure entertainment and goatse value, the sign outside should be:

"You have to be 10"+ to ride this train"

Amen.

Thank you.

it would be a fantastic move for her financially... she'd make an obscene amount of bank doing a porn. what choice does she have now? you know her funds are running low if she's stealing $2500 necklaces and she can't get work anywhere else these days.

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Originally posted by The17sss it would be a fantastic move for her financially... she'd make an obscene amount of bank doing a porn. what choice does she have now? you know her funds are running low if she's stealing $2500 necklaces and she can't get work anywhere else these days.

She should perhaps talk to Wynona Ryder about being a successful starlet that gets busted stealing shit. And that was Wynona's only screw-up.

Short of her riding the Bang Bus, I don't see her "big movie" career going anywhere.

But... take that pretty face, that cute chin, make it covered in cum, dripping on her massive tits, as a pool of jizz is pouring out of all holes... and you got yourself a WINNAR!

I'd fap to that.

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Originally posted by aNYthing riding the Bang Bus

I'd love to see her reduced to something like that.

lol@all of this

LiLo?

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Originally posted by Cloudburst LiLo?

That's what I thought too, until I saw this:

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Originally posted by aNYthing Dear Lord almighty, please allow Lindsay Lohan to follow her life-long dream..

Yeah she's hot, but those freckles ruin it for me

I don't like staring in porn. That's why I always do them in the behind.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst LiLo?

I was confused too. I'm like she isn't attractive at all. why would a cartoon character do porn? I guess I don't follow this celebrity bull crap enough to care.

lol lilo in a porno? thats just funny

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Originally posted by igottaknow I was confused too. I'm like she isn't attractive at all. why would a cartoon character do porn? I guess I don't follow this celebrity bull crap enough to care.

that's what I first thought too and wondered the OP was a really sick bastard

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ lol lilo in a porno? thats just funny

maybe if she got a nose job and a personal trainer. I know it's still a stretch. Compared to Stitch she's got some up side.

she seems the kind to be a bit useless in a porno

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ she seems the kind to be a bit useless in a porno

..that's how I know...


But anyway, back to one of my favorite fallen stars:

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Originally posted by igottaknow I was confused too. I'm like she isn't attractive at all. why would a cartoon character do porn? I guess I don't follow this celebrity bull crap enough to care.

Has been Rule34'd

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Originally posted by aNYthing

hmmm... that does appear to be a flawless nipple.

I feel so bad for her. Hope she's able to get her life together soon.

all that coke deflated her tits, she's a twig now.. another paris hilton coke whore if you ask me. Now if she was in her mean girls condition. Thats another story

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Originally posted by Lews I feel so bad for her. Hope she's able to get her life together soon.

Are you serious? Like the deck has been stacked against her or something? lol dumb whore squandered multiple opportunities by her own doing. I'd love to make millions playing dress up and memorizing lines in front of a camera!

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit all that coke deflated her tits, she's a twig now.. another paris hilton coke whore if you ask me. Now if she was in her mean girls condition. Thats another story

+1

I'm not so sure her sagging skin flap of a body would be all that great in porn.

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Originally posted by floyd741 +1 I'm not so sure her sagging skin flap of a body would be all that great in porn.

well, there's always a boob job

personally i think she would do well in porn.

i love the washed up looking ones

watching them getting used by 10 guys and pretending to like it

seeing the the glassed over look in their eyes knowing they're wishing they were some place else

gives me shivers and tingly balls just thinking about it

so yes. she would do well.

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Originally posted by The17sss Are you serious? Like the deck has been stacked against her or something? lol dumb whore squandered multiple opportunities by her own doing. I'd love to make millions playing dress up and memorizing lines in front of a camera!

You are the epitome of empathy.

If he genuinely sees her as he described, empathy may be hard to summon. If one were to realize though that there are things that can drive a person to do what Lindsey has done that no one else may see beyond herself or maybe a couple people very close to her, empathy can come a bit more freely.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle If he genuinely sees her as he described, empathy may be hard to summon. If one were to realize though that there are things that can drive a person to do what Lindsey has done that no one else may see beyond herself or maybe a couple people very close to her, empathy can come a bit more freely.

Veiled cries for help? Self-destruction? Midlife Crisis?

You know... I guess on some level I could. There are days I come to work and unable to accomplish anything and at times wish I was found out and fired. I guess "an easy out"...

Is that what you're attempting to suggest here?

Look, I am all for second chances, redemption, forgiveness, etc.

However, she repeatedly has shown that it's a pattern that she doesn't want to break

Fuck, even Britney realized "I need to wisen the fuck up, stay out of the spot light, maybe I can come back one day when everyone forgets how fucked up I was"...

Same was with Paris.

LiLo??? Nah.. "Where is that motherfucken necklace I stole? Oh, there it is. Let me put it on, while I'm on PAROLE! Yeah, that will put a smile on their faces. Not as much as a cute little "fuck you" I had inscribed on my nail... but close enough. Or perhaps I can sneak in some coke to tell them 'No one puts Lindsay in the corner!' Yeah. that will show 'em".

Sorry, that sympathy you're talking about... hard to summon. Now, I could be sympathetic, were her throat and anus being stretched by 12" of solid black cock, as I bet that shit ain't fun. But I'd still fap to it, while saying "oh, that poor fallen angel. yeah, spread those ass cheeks, yeah, gag on that monster cock!"

Sympathy... I has it.

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