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Posted by jetflagTA on Feb-08-2011 16:58:

Learn To Be Mean As Americans

Hailo friends.

Do you know any tutorial on how to be very mean? I wanna hurt people with words but I'm afraid I ain't good as americans.

Any advice?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Feb-08-2011 17:09:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Feb-08-2011 17:18:

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Feb-08-2011 17:37:

still lolling at trance.nu closing down and people crying over that wank of a site.

Posted by Scottaculous on Feb-08-2011 18:02:

Unsuccessful troll is boring.

You don't have to try to be mean. Just be mean. Kick puppies and steal candy from babies.

Pro tips:

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-08-2011 18:21:

Re: Learn To Be Mean As Americans

quote:
Originally posted by jetflagTA
Hailo friends.

Do you know any tutorial on how to be very mean? I wanna heart people with words but I'm afraid I ain't good as americans.

Any advice?

First off its hard to be mean if you "heart people"

Posted by ivofivo on Feb-08-2011 18:33:

Dubstep.

Posted by jetflagTA on Feb-08-2011 22:40:

Re: Re: Learn To Be Mean As Americans

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
First off its hard to be mean if you "heart people"

Ops, just edited.

Posted by jetflagTA on Feb-08-2011 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
Unsuccessful troll is boring.

You don't have to try to be mean. Just be mean. Kick puppies and steal candy from babies.

Pro tips:

How to be mean? Is not that simple.
I wanna be mean but probably it won't be very effective.

For example, I know a girl that posted her pic in a forum (she's cute) but very irritating. I'd say I hate her.

What would you say to make her feel bad?

Posted by infinity HiGH on Feb-08-2011 22:56:

This thread is fucking stupid. Why the hell would anyone waste their time writing a tutorial on how to be a douche?

How does somebody not know how to be an ass anyways? That just boggles my mind. And why "mean as Americans"? Did you know that other nationalities can be mean too?

quote:
Originally posted by jetflagTA
How to be mean? Is not that simple.
I wanna be mean but probably it won't be very effective.

For example, I know a girl that posted her pic in a forum (she's cute) but very irritating. I'd say I hate her.

What would you say to make her feel bad?

I wouldn't say anything. I'd get off the computer and re-evaluate my priorities.

Posted by EddieZilker on Feb-08-2011 23:05:

What does it mean, to be mean like Americans?

Our scores in other areas are dropping, but apparently we have a reputation for wielding our words with some sadistic weight that outmatches the British tongue? I've seldom met ruder than an Irishman, lest you count that one Pakistani who cloaked his ad hominem in trivia questions. There was that French-speaking head-mistress who could weave a verbal flame that scorched the soul.

Oh, so skilled was she, at an oratorical delivery of her poison that one would scarcely think to look in her car to find it very, very far away from any form of Godliness, what-so-ever. She sounded descendant from the Boston Upper-Crust. Old-money and an Ivy League education did not, however, make up for her portly dominion and hideous skin condition.

She even had a gray highlight, a la Bride of Frankenstein - minus the length, of course.

Still, I have to wonder, by what grace are we Americans owed this dubious honor?

Posted by infinity HiGH on Feb-08-2011 23:07:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
What does it mean, to be mean like Americans?

Our scores in other areas are dropping, but apparently we have a reputation for wielding our words with some sadistic weight that outmatches the British tongue? I've seldom met ruder than an Irishman, lest you count that one Pakistani who cloaked his ad hominem in trivia questions. There was that French-speaking head-mistress who could weave a verbal flame that scorched the soul.

Oh, so skilled at an oratorical delivery of her poison that one would scarcely think to look in her car to find it very, very far away from any form of Godliness, what-so-ever. She sounded descendant from the Boston Upper-Crust. Old-money and an Ivy League education did not, however, make up for her portly dominion and hideous skin condition.

She even had a gray highlight, a la Bride of Frankenstein - minus the length, of course.

Still, I have to wonder, by what grace are we Americans owed this dubious honor?

Didn't you get the memo? America is #1 in everything!

Posted by EddieZilker on Feb-08-2011 23:10:

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Didn't you get the memo? America is #1 in everything!

Actually, our confidence scores are off the chart.

Everything else has fallen off something like a Camel's Nose.

Posted by jetflagTA on Feb-08-2011 23:17:

I've watched some programs on mtv where americans showed to be very avar. They'd use anything just to hurt you in some way. Will accentuate everything to bring you down. Very tough bastards with great attacking style.

British are smarter, they are more intelligent than americans...but they lack that american malice.

Posted by EddieZilker on Feb-08-2011 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jetflagTA
I've watched some programs on mtv where americans showed to be very avar. They'd use anything just to hurt you in some way. Will accentuate everything to bring you down. Very tough bastards with great attacking style.

British are smarter, they are more intelligent than americans...but they lack that american malice.

That's good, old-fashion, pathological narcissism. It's smoke and mirrors which doesn't really add up to much in the face of actual ability or intellect.

All you really need is a contempt for yourself which you project onto the people you want to hurl meaningless, ceaseless, amplified invective towards.

Posted by itsamemario on Feb-08-2011 23:31:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Everything else has fallen off something like a Camel's Nose.

I believe what you are referring to is called a Camel's Toe.

Posted by shaw on Feb-08-2011 23:31:

Posted by EddieZilker on Feb-08-2011 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
I believe what you are referring to is called a Camel's Toe.

Well played.

Posted by Spam on Feb-09-2011 01:36:

Posted by Lira on Feb-09-2011 02:02:

Wow, if it weren't for the rest of the population, this guy would make me ashamed to be 1.6% Dutch... but, I'm just going to suspend him for being a troll instead.

Posted by EddieZilker on Feb-09-2011 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Wow, if it weren't for the rest of the population, this guy would make me ashamed to be 1.6% Dutch... but, I'm just going to suspend him for being a troll instead.

That's Lira for you: 1.6% Dutch...

100% Emotional, 100% Progressive, and 100% Mean.

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-09-2011 03:28:

I wish Americans could learn to be more lean.

Posted by The17sss on Feb-09-2011 04:59:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I wish Americans could learn to be more lean.

Posted by Lira on Feb-09-2011 07:52:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
That's Lira for you: 1.6% Dutch...

100% Emotional, 100% Progressive, and 100% Meaning.

Fixed, because I'm a linguist

Posted by Chimney on Feb-09-2011 08:48:

Don't worry. Hearing that garbage language of yours is more than enough.

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