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Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-14-2011 23:02:

Can I have your daughter's hand?

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Doodle-berry frankfurter,

Will you let me spank your urine? Ever since I have laid nipples on Ingrid, I have paid madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the kayak of my glasses and that someday we will explode happily ever after. I have a tranny as a/an janitor that pays $19 each month. I promise to burn Ingrid with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Pumpernickel Hitler

Posted by MSZ on Feb-14-2011 23:11:

can i have your daughter's hand? she is built like a sasquatch and i am out of TP

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Feb-14-2011 23:30:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Willie Stroker zenzizenzizenzic,

Will you let me buck your mailbag? Ever since I have laid shins on Heather, I have concealed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the pastry of my lanterns and that someday we will reflect happily ever after. I have a collar as a/an Stunt Dick that pays $9,325,173,587 each month. I promise to lengthen Heather with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
NAMBY-PAMBY Poophead

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-14-2011 23:38:

I love that that used NAMBY-PAMBY and that it was in allcaps

Posted by gmilf on Feb-15-2011 01:05:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Claire Penis,

Will you let me Ragefuck your Pussy? Ever since I have laid Balls on Sarah, I have Tripped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the BOOOOOOOB! of my Textbooks and that someday we will Fingerbang happily ever after. I have a Job as a/an Fluffer that pays $42 each month. I promise to Drug Sarah with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Sally-Wag Fucki

Posted by Lira on Feb-15-2011 01:22:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Gayheart Zip,

Will you let me Bounce your Brawn? Ever since I have laid Breasts on Josephine, I have Bubbled madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Bubble of my Bubbles and that someday we will Saltate happily ever after. I have a Rebound as a/an Postman that pays $13 each month. I promise to Ricochet Josephine with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Springiness Penistone

I'm going to bounce your brawn, you like it or not!

Posted by jonSun on Feb-15-2011 01:33:

i threw in some ta names

Dear Mr. and Mrs. bas poon,

Will you let me twink your car? Ever since I have laid pecker on ania, I have stopped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the chicken of my rackets and that someday we will swing happily ever after. I have a mouse as a/an clothing retail manager that pays $5 each month. I promise to play ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
mangus sushipunk

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-15-2011 01:46:

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-15-2011 01:55:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Sasquatch Sasquatch,

Will you let me Sasquatching your Sasquatch? Ever since I have laid Hair on Ania, I have Sasquatched madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Sasquatch of my Sasquatches and that someday we will Sasquatching happily ever after. I have a Sasquatch as a/an Sasquatchologist that pays $1 each month. I promise to Sasquatched Ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Sasquatch Sasquatch

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-15-2011 02:01:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
i threw in some ta names

Dear Mr. and Mrs. bas poon,

Will you let me twink your car? Ever since I have laid pecker on ania, I have stopped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the chicken of my rackets and that someday we will swing happily ever after. I have a mouse as a/an clothing retail manager that pays $5 each month. I promise to play ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
mangus sushipunk

mouse clothing retail manager

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-15-2011 02:02:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
Sasquatchologist

LOL omg

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-15-2011 02:06:

I wish it paid better.

Posted by Lilith on Feb-15-2011 08:48:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Sushi Punk,

Will you let me murder your formula? Ever since I have laid paws on Jennypie, I have darkened madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the courtyard of my sleeping bags and that someday we will condescend happily ever after. I have a sock as a/an financial consultant that pays $8991 each month. I promise to regale Jennypie with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Meowsies Hehe

Posted by Ian on Feb-15-2011 09:13:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Stu kwyjibo,

Will you let me hit your fox? Ever since I have laid ovaries on Renzo, I have raped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the pie of my anuses and that someday we will maul happily ever after. I have a octopus as a/an Rent Boy that pays $8 each month. I promise to suck Renzo with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
sphinxter Bas

Posted by Meat187 on Feb-15-2011 09:28:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Ygrene lolwut,

Will you let me spank your Deadmau5? Ever since I have laid tits on Ania, I have toasted madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Eurodance of my badgers and that someday we will squeeze happily ever after. I have a house as a bird photographer that pays $7 each month. I promise to slap Ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Renzo Sushipunk

Came out perfectly!

Posted by itsamemario on Feb-15-2011 11:56:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jewy McJewerstein Gold,

Will you let me gather your money? Ever since I have laid noses on Jewlinda, I have jewed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the hummus of my gold teeth and that someday we will settle down happily ever after. I have a job as a/an investment banker that pays $42 each month. I promise to finance Jewlinda with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
L'chaim Zyklonius B Erradicus

Posted by ivofivo on Feb-15-2011 14:13:

Fail.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. William skeet,

Will you let me extract your dick-cheese? Ever since I have laid an eye-socket on Rose, I have climaxed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the poop-corn of my g-spot and that someday we will traumatize happily ever after. I have a needle as a/an skeetologist that pays $2 each month. I promise to come on Rose with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
addict Antonio Carlos Albertos Futeramos

Posted by Vernon Wanderer on Feb-15-2011 14:13:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jewy McJewerstein Gold,

Will you let me gather your money? Ever since I have laid noses on Jewlinda, I have jewed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the hummus of my gold teeth and that someday we will settle down happily ever after. I have a job as a/an investment banker that pays $42 each month. I promise to finance Jewlinda with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
L'chaim Zyklonius B Erradicus

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Haljilji dongle,

Will you let me seam your raspberry? Ever since I have laid collar bones on Melissa, I have affixed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the polish sausage of my DVD Players and that someday we will dispense happily ever after. I have a doctor as a/an Bhikkhuni that pays $1 each month. I promise to deduce Melissa with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
ponder Ali

Posted by Serial Killer on Feb-15-2011 15:17:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tyrone shoes,

Will you let me explore your middle finger? Ever since I have laid toes on [Word Not Submitted], I have penetrated madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the pump of my sprays and that someday we will door knob happily ever after. I have a doctor as a/an proctologist that pays $6969 each month. I promise to tugged with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
rubber duckie

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-15-2011 15:18:

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Buttsnuffer Bigup,

Will you let me Chortle your Vice Grip? Ever since I have laid Elbow on Agnes, I have Yawned madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Fence of my Highways and that someday we will Poke happily ever after. I have a Lampshade as a/an Peep Show Jizzmopper that pays $68 each month. I promise to Finger Agnes with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Shaboobie Anoose