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How can I recover my relationship? WORST VALENTINES DAY EVER.

Ok guys, I did something really bad. My girlfriend kept hinting for some jewelry over the past month. I told her, "I'm not spending money on a sham holiday." There was an awkward silence every time this came up. I was just annoyed at her ass this whole month. Every time I'd watch TV, and that dreaded Kay jewelers commercial came up, she'd say to me "EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY"

Here's the commercial if you guys haven't seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch1AbFirZDY

Today, I told her my thoughts on how Valentine's day is a stupid day lost in consumerism and that if you need a gift to justify how much you care for someone, you are a fool.

Anyways, the commercial came up today, and it played "EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY" and there was no response from her, only a sad face. I angrily shouted to her, "you know what every also starts with k? every kill begins with kay!" I had my murder face on too.

After that she stormed away crying. I pointed and laughed at her. Now that I think of it, I think she really thinks I'm going to kill her, IDK!

What am I to do TA?

While it's true that Valentine's Day is lost in consumerism I still think it's a farce when girls say they agree 100% with that... you should still do something on the day, regardless, even if it's relatively small.

On that note, being single this year, meant not having any Valentine's Day drama to contend with...lol

Is that really how it happened, -FSP-?

Although I understand the good intentions behind Valentine's Day Cynicism, there's absolutely no reason why you should take it to be an evil day created by corporations that want to give consumerism a boost.

Even if you don't have the money (or simply don't want to) buy the necklace, the least you could've done was come up with a cute surprise made by yourself to show you care for her. Not because it's Valentine's Day, but because it's yet another opportunity to tell her how much you like her.

You know what's the coolest thing my fianc�e ever gave me for VD? A tin can that looks like a train. I told her one day that I used to dream an awful lot about lifts and trains, and she gave me the tin can (which must've cost at most 5 dollars because of the bubble gum that came with it) so "she could join me in my dreams", in some sort of way. Too frigging cute and also cheap i.e. it was super-effective

Ps.: And Sushi's got a point. I believe the main point is still there, but is that how it really happened?

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Originally posted by Lira You know what's the coolest thing my fianc�e ever gave me for VD?

An ointment?

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Originally posted by shaw An ointment?

Also yes... why are those things so cold?

i think you need to calm down

get the bitch hooked on meth.

she'll always be skinny

she'll never leave you

you can make her do whatever you want

my girls would rather be beaten and fucked on the regular then be chucked out on the street with nothing

You tried to dickstab her in the fartbox didn't you!!

ketamine begins with k, too.

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Originally posted by iclone ketamine begins with k, too.

I fucking despise Valentine's Day because I think it's completely irrelevant, and I agree that if you need some fucking made up day to tell your significant other how much you care about them, you're doing it wrong. That said, I usually get flowers. Easy, cheap, she doesn't complain...end of story

i got my girls a ball each, called the mates over last night and gave them a all-nighter

idk how to break it to you man but.....



you're gonna have to kill her

apologise to her with some aggressive anal sex, then tell her you love her ring

two words.... pink sock

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Originally posted by Sphere City i got my girls a ball each, called the mates over last night and gave them a all-nighter

At what point did your finger enter your arse?

get a job!

wow you sound like a douche- and cheap as hell- I agree that V day is BS but just bite the bullet and realize that girls like sweet things like that, its cheesy to us but so is sitting on the phone for hours and talking girl talk like women usually do. Hope she is not getting banged out her backside by the salesperson at Kay Jewelers right about now, while he uses the bracelet you shouldve brought her as a cock ring - Im just saying.

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Originally posted by TaurusNYY wow you sound like a douche- and cheap as hell- I agree that V day is BS but just bite the bullet and realize that girls like sweet things like that, its cheesy to us but so is sitting on the phone for hours and talking girl talk like women usually do. Hope she is not getting banged out her backside by the salesperson at Kay Jewelers right about now, while he uses the bracelet you shouldve brought her as a cock ring - Im just saying.

this.

get more acquainted with your right hand, because you'll be seeing a lot more of it now.

You did the right thing. This is a great way to introduce a tectonic change in your relationship, too. Instead of constantly having to keep your guard up and act all phony and nice, 'n shit, you can finally wear the wife-beater 24/7. Congratulations, you've earned it.

But this is only the beginning in establishing your dominance in this relationship, Prince Charming. I can't state this clearly enough: You have to keep up the pressure and turn the volume way, way, way up. Leave, right now, and get yourself a bb gun and some bird-seed. Don't worry. This post will be here when you get back. Unveiling the hideous, unlovable monster of a human-being who's found shooting birds lured through the open window in the living room, when she comes home from work, opens the door you only have your foot in, right now.

Speaking of feet, she'll probably come around thinking that you made a mistake. Let her think this. Apologize profusely and be really romantic, until bed time, when you "forget" to take your boots off after a night of getting lit on cheap Bourbon. When she tries to get you to take them off, after you've kicked her in the chins, "accidentally", tell that she's just a spoiled piece of shit who doesn't know how good she's had it.

I won't ever advise you to hit a woman but let's just say I'm also not telling you not to hit her. Just be there with roses, afterward, because you'll be working a perverse dynamic which has her constantly feeling like she's falling in love with you, all over again. Sweep her legs in a twelve-point quick-kill take-down and then sweep her off her feet, again, with chocolates and champagne.

Reassure her that she's the only person capable of "fixing" you while also reassuring her that you're the only person capable of "loving" her. Spousal abuse is such a private violation of the sanctity of a woman that it really is no one else's business. When you hear her on the phone, assuming you're still too much of a pussy to take that shit away from her, max out the volume on the UFC pay-per-view you're using her dime to pay for. Post secrets she told you about other people on both of your facebook pages. Make sure that she is completely ostracized for being a total fucking nut-case.

Anyway, I know you're taking a lot of shit for being a complete ass, but I'm really proud and happy for you.

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Originally posted by aquila apologise to her with some aggressive anal sex, then tell her you love her ring

i despise those kay/jared commercials- i think it just adds pressure on guys to 'perform' and give the girl some overpriced jewelery. however, the way you acted & what you said was enough for me to have left & deleted/blocked your number- i would honestly think you're an immature psycho asshole. can't you see your girl wants some attention? tell her babe, i really don't have money for that right now, but maybe another time when im better off & give her a nice dozen of flowers & i think she would have no room to complain.

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Originally posted by ziptnf At what point did your finger enter your arse?

when the mates went home and my girls were in bed

i only finger my own ass when im alone
it gives me a sanctuary of peace
a place with no voices
the only time i dont hear them
i dont like it when they visit
they never want to leave.

my me I

People really think he did that? Come on now.


Besides, only hobos shop at Kay

Also, if your girlfriend requires that you buy her cheap jewelry because it's Valentines Day, you should probably get a new one. That shouldn't be hard, just walk up to some random hot girl on the street and whisper in her ear "Be my girlfriend, or I'll fucking kill you, and I'm most certainly not just trolling you right now."

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Originally posted by TaurusNYY wow you sound like a douche- and cheap as hell- I agree that V day is BS but just bite the bullet and realize that girls like sweet things like that, its cheesy to us but so is sitting on the phone for hours and talking girl talk like women usually do. Hope she is not getting banged out her backside by the salesperson at Kay Jewelers right about now, while he uses the bracelet you shouldve brought her as a cock ring - Im just saying.

chocolates, maybe some flowers,a nice dinner ok....but to feel entitled to a diamond because of the day on the calendar? bitch needs to get a job then.

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