Swedish prison guards forgot to lock up six prisoners
Three of them are convicted murderers. The prisoners naturally grabbed the golden opportunity and baked a chocolate cake and watched TV all night. "It was the nicest evening I've had in a long while", one of the prisoners said.
Only in Sweden!
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Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 17:54:
smorglolsboard
Posted by WittyHandle on Mar-01-2011 18:24:
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 18:27:
Posted by sonicboom on Mar-01-2011 18:37:
Scandinavian criminals arent like the rest of the worlds criminals.
Posted by netroM on Mar-01-2011 18:37:
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Originally posted by sonicboom
Scandinavian criminals arent like the rest of the worlds criminals.
It's just that our prisons are more like hotels.
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 18:44:
True, except you can't score drugs at an average hotel.
Posted by WittyHandle on Mar-01-2011 18:46:
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Originally posted by bamski
Pfft, yer vid doesn't start with relevant gibberish Posted by kadomony on Mar-01-2011 18:46:
AND IT WAS THE BEST GODDAMN CAKE WE EVER ATE
Posted by sonicboom on Mar-01-2011 18:49:
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Originally posted by bamski
True, except you can't score drugs at an average hotel.
and normally you dont get a masterdegree for free in a hotel.
Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-01-2011 18:55:
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Originally posted by bamski
True, except you can't score drugs at an average hotel.
Of course you can. What are you an ammature?
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 18:59:
Considering where I live, I'd say the chances are slim to none. So to answer your question, yes, I am an ammateur.
But I can score some babypowder, of which HE swore it was pure bolivian flake.
Posted by stren on Mar-01-2011 19:00:
wait... what ?
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 19:03:
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Originally posted by stren
wait... what ?
Sour-cream, and onion chips, man.
Posted by ziptnf on Mar-01-2011 19:08:
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Originally posted by stren
wait... what ?
Hey Stren, your av and sig reminded me of this video I just saw. A 16 second condensed video of a 90 minute solar flare. Unbelievable, it practically took my breath away to see this happen. Our sun is so cool.
It's all about Norway anyway. Rest of Scandinavia sucks.
Posted by sonicboom on Mar-01-2011 19:14:
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Originally posted by Chimney
It's all about Norway anyway. Rest of Scandinavia sucks.
untrue. its all the same basically, but everythings just better payd, but likewise more expensive in Norway. whats the point of earning much money when in % everythings the same? its a conspiracy. we dont have to work though. rest of Scandinavia do have to (work for norway lol).
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 19:19:
true.
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Originally posted by Chimney
It's all about Norway anyway. Rest of Scandinavia sucks.
At least it used to be!
I hope I don't get banned for posting this..
Posted by Chimney on Mar-01-2011 19:32:
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Originally posted by sonicboom
untrue. its all the same basically, but everythings just better payd, but likewise more expensive in Norway. whats the point of earning much money when in % everythings the same? its a conspiracy. we dont have to work though. rest of Scandinavia do have to (work for norway lol).
Sweden is a joke. If you have an academic education, you work for shit-pay, high taxes which go to Somalian immigrants, not to mention that the papers dirt-talk almost every profession, especially the doctors.
You gotto be out of your fucking mind to work in Sweden. Doesn't surprise me that during 2009, 40% of the academics left for other countries.
Finland aka. the ball-sack of Scandinavia suffers from xenophobia and complexes. They pretty much hate every nation and think that they are the hottest things since sliced bread.
Also: They aren't as good at hockey as they believe they are.
Posted by Acton on Mar-01-2011 19:39:
The cake is a lie.
Posted by sonicboom on Mar-01-2011 19:44:
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Originally posted by Chimney
Sweden is a joke. If you have an academic education, you work for shit-pay, high taxes which go to Somalian immigrants, not to mention that the papers dirt-talk almost every profession, especially the doctors.
You gotto be out of your fucking mind to work in Sweden. Doesn't surprise me that during 2009, 40% of the academics left for other countries.
Finland aka. the ball-sack of Scandinavia suffers from xenophobia and complexes. They pretty much hate every nation and think that they are the hottest things since sliced bread.
Also: They aren't as good at hockey as they believe they are.
these are just small details and unimportant in the big picture.
Posted by WittyHandle on Mar-01-2011 19:48:
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Originally posted by bamski
I hope I don't get banned for posting this..
No, but you'll be banned if you have't heard this.
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 19:49:
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Originally posted by Chimney
Finland aka. the ball-sack of Scandinavia suffers from xenophobia and complexes. They pretty much hate every nation and think that they are the hottest things since sliced bread.
Also: They aren't as good at hockey as they believe they are.
Shut the fuck up you ignorant fool. Your comprehensions are the EXACT opposite as to what our flaws are. I'm not going to start a war here, but show me some facts before you so blatantly distort the truth.
We pretty much aim to please every nation, and are probably amongst the insecurest people on earth.
It is true that racism for example does occur, but if the fact is that 8/10 rapes are made by foreigners, and 9/10 stabbings are done by certain minorities. Then how can we not feel anger or disappointment, and most of all, prejudice?
For the record, some of the nicest people I know are of an other ethnicity, mostly Russians and Somalis. And even they admit that they're black sheep amongst their own.
As for the hockey comment, facts tend to speak for themselves.
Sorry for the rant.
Posted by ChemEnhanced on Mar-01-2011 19:49:
every time I see the thread title I swear it says Swedish porn guards
Posted by bamski on Mar-01-2011 19:57:
which instantly reminded me of one of the best threads i can think of..
