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Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 16:04:

Ted Promo

Today, I got my birthday suit dry-cleaned for your little party. Be there at 6:15, with a vicious lung infection.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 16:19:

Grandiose enterprise belies the salty lies of the uncaring sea goddess lapping at the glands of the jagged crag.

Erode my erection with your briny perfection, saliva so foamy upon the tip of my boulders, her eager brows wave-r at the moment I told her, "do not look to the arid for your benefit, you will evaporate as the air god sees fit".

So she said "I am the sea, uncaring - my caprice matches that of my herring, streams so pivotal to mate gone individual, your pleasure is my measure o' Lord of the Earthen, our rivers give way to my birthen".

To which I replied, "bich, I ain't payin' no child support over a beej."

Posted by Ted Promo on Mar-07-2011 16:24:

I've gotten a new lens for my third eye and my base chakra is now finely attuned to the oncoming feast.

Blood was made for us.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 16:30:

There shall be much stewing and much writhing, amidst the din and clang of the jigga boos and the bigga joos.

Posted by Reza on Mar-07-2011 16:42:

i want whatever you 2 are smoking

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Mar-07-2011 16:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Reza
i want whatever you 2 are smoking

It's called Charlie Sheen.

Posted by Ted Promo on Mar-07-2011 17:04:

I'd like to lick the sweat off of him and see if it beats this toad I found.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 17:13:

Her thigh vapours fumigate all doubt, rendering my willpower as a thorough blendering, the cat of nine tails is a pussy's exposed entrails, glistening damper proves no witholding hamper though my inhalaing visage advances a startled hesitation despite thorough inebriation.

The potent whiff imperils my stiff, so strong and bitter, like a loaf penny stout. A sunken meander to the lightswitch proves, the umbral chamber of plush animal stew, a bygone mood gives way to soothe, her labia lost in the now darkened mounds; created by gaining so very many pounds.

ROSE MARTIN I AM SORRY I COULD NOT SNIFF OUT YOUR LADY ANTENNA.

Posted by ziptnf on Mar-07-2011 17:47:

Ted and Hal working their bodies together vigorously, thrusting with magnificent grace and power. Like a well-oiled machine. A ripe smell lingering through the air. Stinkily.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 18:05:

There is no shame in a tandem skydive.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 21:13:

Someone had better wish Ted a happy birthday or I'ma lay a cable in all y'all.

Posted by enydo on Mar-07-2011 21:17:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-07-2011 21:21:

enydo just saved a whooooole lotta culverts around these here parts.

*starts removing chaps*

Posted by ziptnf on Mar-07-2011 21:23:

Oh, it's your birthday? I was too busy thinking about bigga joos.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-07-2011 22:05:

Happy birthday Adam!

Posted by infiniteJEST on Mar-07-2011 22:21:

kis me ted