TranceAddict Forums

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- Infinite Gets Appendicitis, is Offered a Job on an Oil Rig, Creates Thread


Posted by infiniteJEST on Mar-23-2011 03:51:

Infinite Gets Appendicitis, is Offered a Job on an Oil Rig, Creates Thread

Pros:
-Looking forward to doing jack shit the next few days save for ingesting vicodin+pot & playing Majora's Mask.
-Plethora of pretty Asian nurses, the prettiest of which saw my flaccid post-surgery wang.
-Got to wander the hospital hallways, feeling a bit loopy from the morphine, bare ass exposed as my untied gown flapped behind me while I observed the art prints on the wall (everything was Impressionist-style, I noted). Then a nurse dragged me back to my room & re-hooked me up to my IV-thingy & told me to stay put. Something about hospitals makes walking around butt-naked just feel right, ya know?

Cons:
-Felt bad man.
-Guy in the room next to me got diagnosed with prostate cancer. :|
-Turns out I haz a thyroid problem that needs to be checked out within a week or so.

Wat:
-Woke up post-operation to a 50-ish something guy named Michael in my room who offered me a job on an oil rig in exchange for my morphine. The guy was all smiles & even sparked up a conversation about writing after seeing my book of poems by e.e. cummings. Evidently he managed to get a morphine shot on the condition that he had a driver to take him home, so my dad "left" with him & drove him around the hospital parking lot once because this shit was too funny to pass up. He even started an argument with the nurses because he wanted two doses & they would only give him one, & my dad had to calm him down (to which Michael conceded as if he were taking advice from a life-long friend).
-Overhearing the staff's gossip in the office adjacent to my room. Nurses can be a bit cruel; it was like cop humor.

So anyone been to the hospital lately?


Posted by Zharen on Mar-23-2011 04:36:

Hmm...acquire morphine, offer to employer, get job. I'll have to look into that.


Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Mar-23-2011 07:30:

Majora's Mask? Is it 2000 again?


Posted by david.michael on Mar-23-2011 15:25:

Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask

I gave it a good attempt, but I just couldn't get into Majora's Mask... I found the game to be very tedious and annoying.

And that's my contribution to this thread.


Posted by tubularbills on Mar-23-2011 15:49:

careful, zharen will say that you are polluting the south. you know, cause you're working on an oil rig and you're ignorant for doing so.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-24-2011 18:44:

Majora's Mask was fuckin' great. Fierce Deity's Maskkkkkkkkkk.


Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Mar-24-2011 18:59:

i spent a week at the hospital three months ago. got treatment for lung embolism and various other crap. my "room mate" shit his pants every night at ~02.30.. twas pretty funky


Posted by EddieZilker on Mar-24-2011 19:04:

quote:
Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
i spent a week at the hospital three months ago. got treatment for lung embolism and various other crap. my "room mate" shit his pants every night at ~02.30.. twas pretty funky


That's free healthcare for you!







I'm proud to be an Amurikin, where at least I know I'm free...


Posted by SYSTEM-J on Mar-24-2011 19:36:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask

I gave it a good attempt, but I just couldn't get into Majora's Mask... I found the game to be very tedious and annoying.

And that's my contribution to this thread.


I'm more of a Link To The Past man, myself.


Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Mar-24-2011 19:45:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
That's free healthcare for you! :whip:







I'm proud to be an Amurikin, where at least I know I'm free...


nah. not free. it cost me around 50 euros for 7 nights :p


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-24-2011 19:46:

quote:
Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
nah. not free. it cost me around 50 euros for 7 nights


That sort of thing can easily cost $100,000 here in the US Americas.


Posted by EddieZilker on Mar-24-2011 19:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
That sort of thing can easily cost $100,000 here in the US Americas.


HaHAH!

But he only gets one roommate and has to stay in the hospital to recuperate where-as we are sent home with instructions on how to care for post-operative incisions!







And if we don't have a home, there's always the cab drive to an empty bus-stop in east-side Palookaville.


Posted by david.michael on Mar-24-2011 23:14:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I'm more of a Link To The Past man, myself.



Absolutely agree, if we're not limiting ourselves to N64.


Posted by Zharen on Mar-25-2011 01:41:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
careful, zharen will say that you are polluting the south. you know, cause you're working on an oil rig and you're ignorant for doing so.


I'm just jelly you didn't put me in Cor News



Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.