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Infinite Gets Appendicitis, is Offered a Job on an Oil Rig, Creates Thread
Pros:
-Looking forward to doing jack shit the next few days save for ingesting vicodin+pot & playing Majora's Mask.
-Plethora of pretty Asian nurses, the prettiest of which saw my flaccid post-surgery wang. 
-Got to wander the hospital hallways, feeling a bit loopy from the morphine, bare ass exposed as my untied gown flapped behind me while I observed the art prints on the wall (everything was Impressionist-style, I noted). Then a nurse dragged me back to my room & re-hooked me up to my IV-thingy & told me to stay put. Something about hospitals makes walking around butt-naked just feel right, ya know?
Cons:
-Felt bad man.
-Guy in the room next to me got diagnosed with prostate cancer. :|
-Turns out I haz a thyroid problem that needs to be checked out within a week or so.
Wat:
-Woke up post-operation to a 50-ish something guy named Michael in my room who offered me a job on an oil rig in exchange for my morphine. The guy was all smiles & even sparked up a conversation about writing after seeing my book of poems by e.e. cummings. Evidently he managed to get a morphine shot on the condition that he had a driver to take him home, so my dad "left" with him & drove him around the hospital parking lot once because this shit was too funny to pass up.
He even started an argument with the nurses because he wanted two doses & they would only give him one, & my dad had to calm him down (to which Michael conceded as if he were taking advice from a life-long friend).
-Overhearing the staff's gossip in the office adjacent to my room. Nurses can be a bit cruel; it was like cop humor.
So anyone been to the hospital lately? 
Hmm...acquire morphine, offer to employer, get job. I'll have to look into that.
Majora's Mask? Is it 2000 again?
Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask
I gave it a good attempt, but I just couldn't get into Majora's Mask... I found the game to be very tedious and annoying.
And that's my contribution to this thread.
careful, zharen will say that you are polluting the south. you know, cause you're working on an oil rig and you're ignorant for doing so.
Majora's Mask was fuckin' great. Fierce Deity's Maskkkkkkkkkk.
i spent a week at the hospital three months ago. got treatment for lung embolism and various other crap. my "room mate" shit his pants every night at ~02.30.. twas pretty funky
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| Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh i spent a week at the hospital three months ago. got treatment for lung embolism and various other crap. my "room mate" shit his pants every night at ~02.30.. twas pretty funky |
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| Originally posted by david.michael Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask I gave it a good attempt, but I just couldn't get into Majora's Mask... I found the game to be very tedious and annoying. And that's my contribution to this thread. |
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| Originally posted by EddieZilker That's free healthcare for you! :whip: I'm proud to be an Amurikin, where at least I know I'm free... |
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| Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh nah. not free. it cost me around 50 euros for 7 nights |
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On That sort of thing can easily cost $100,000 here in the US Americas. |
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I'm more of a Link To The Past man, myself. |
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| Originally posted by tubularbills careful, zharen will say that you are polluting the south. you know, cause you're working on an oil rig and you're ignorant for doing so. |
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