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Posted by Timothy on Apr-01-2011 12:39:

Looking for Ghost producers

Holland, Fulltime. I'm recruiting for a tier 1 producer & DJ.

Your role is to produce tracks. If you have an excellent discography you might be the perfect match for our position.

As a ghost producer, you will be working in a highly competitive and rewarding enviroment. You will not only continuously produce tracks, but also do research on what styles of music is hot at this moment. You need to make sure your tracks stays within the style of music that is popular right now. Furthermore, I expect you to take initiative into sound design and signature sounds, as in staying ahead of the competition. You'll need the drive to constantly improve your knowledge, and stay up-to-date on what's going on in EDM.

What will you get?

Excellent salary and bonus, rellocation packages, health insurance disscount, breakfast, lunch and weed. And the chance to co-host a very popular radio show.

Interested?

Please provide us a letter of movitation and your discography in English into my Inbox.

An assessment is part of the application procedure.

Posted by Whip_lash on Apr-01-2011 13:22:

Re: Looking for Ghost producers

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Excellent salary and bonus, rellocation packages, health insurance disscount, breakfast, lunch and weed.

lol and weed... only in holland!

Posted by tehlord on Apr-01-2011 16:19:

Re: Looking for Ghost producers

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Originally posted by Timothy
You will not only continuously produce tracks, but also do research on what styles of music is hot at this moment. You need to make sure your tracks stays within the style of music that is popular right now.

This perfectly describes everything that's wrong with the music industry

Well, not everything

Fucking depressing

Posted by Scrittah on Apr-01-2011 16:36:

April Fools

Posted by tehlord on Apr-01-2011 16:44:

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Originally posted by Scrittah
April Fools

I feel so silly now.

I'm going to stand in the corner and kick myself.

Posted by meriter on Apr-01-2011 16:53:

This sounds like a great opportunity. Here's a link to my discography. Contact me via PM when you're ready to move forward. Thanks

Posted by Zak McKracken on Apr-01-2011 17:10:

ill say it again: im willing to write anything for anyone for 4000usd a track.

btw i do not work for food or weed. only money is accepted.

Posted by EddieZilker on Apr-01-2011 18:11:

I'll do it for $75.00 a track!

Posted by Zak McKracken on Apr-01-2011 18:20:

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Originally posted by EddieZilker
I'll do it for $75.00 a track!

people like you is ruining my business. no wonder i dont get missions when other people do it for free to get "experience" and to "get out there". hippies. not only do you make yourself look really unserious, but you also make me look extremely expensive. thank you, ill never get 4000 now.

Posted by EddieZilker on Apr-01-2011 20:13:

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Originally posted by Senator Clay Davis
people like you is ruining my business. no wonder i dont get missions when other people do it for free to get "experience" and to "get out there". hippies. not only do you make yourself look really unserious, but you also make me look extremely expensive. thank you, ill never get 4000 now.

Sorry. lol. I need moar experience and also to start a thread about side-chaining multi-band soft-knee compression make-up-gain using 240 instantiations of Zeta+ with all 6 oscillators on and a Mackie Big Knob. But I'll put my <3 into it and it'll be good tho.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Apr-02-2011 10:15:

How did yo not know this was a wind up? The guy was called Timothy ffs.

Posted by Zak McKracken on Apr-02-2011 10:25:

dont forget to ask what daw is the best...

Posted by Rodri Santos on Apr-02-2011 14:20:

The State of Trance 2011. Mixed by Armin van Boring.