if jesus and mohamed got into a fight who would win?

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Posted by DJ Itchy Tits on Apr-01-2011 16:50:

if jesus and mohamed got into a fight who would win?

I think mohamed would get a crazy curved sword but then again jesus would have unlimited lives.

Posted by Lira on Apr-01-2011 16:53:

Shiva wins.

Posted by Moongoose on Apr-01-2011 16:56:

The popcorn industry.

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Originally posted by Lira
Shiva wins.

Posted by Capitalizt on Apr-01-2011 16:57:

and the winnar is.....

http://www.googlefight.com/index.ph...&word2=Mohammed

Posted by LiquidX on Apr-01-2011 17:09:

well it literally doesn't make sense, cause Mohammed was a prophet, who too recognized Jesus soo.. I'd say Jesus

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Apr-01-2011 17:09:

The rest of us.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-01-2011 18:24:

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Originally posted by LiquidX
well it literally doesn't make sense, cause Mohammed was a prophet, who too recognized Jesus soo.. I'd say Jesus

Yeah but Mohammed recognised Jesus as a prophet, not messiah. For the muslims Jesus is the number 2 guy.

It's a fun question and probably depends on how you choose to look at it. Jesus, despite being a bit of a vandal was pretty much a hippy so one could say chances are he'd just turn the other cheek (makes sense considering he coined the phrase). Mohammed on the other hand conqured whole tribes, towns, regions so on pure aggression one has to say Mohammed has the advantage. That said, the childhood gospel of Thomas (or is it Philip.. fuck, can't remember) has a story of Jesus killing a kid with a touch just to watch him die and then bringing him back to life for the lulz... that sort of power and callousness is kind of hard to compete with. Add to this the whole "Jesus the destroyer of evil" thing breaking off in the book of Revelation and the muslim belief that Jesus ain't dead but just chilling with Allah waiting to lead (and win) the epic battle against evil and you gotta go with Jesus. So it's a tough choice... Mohammed has experience in fuckin' shit up hard-core but The Big JC is the one God taps to really kick some ass... which has got to count for something. Do you go with experience or potential?

Posted by aNYthing on Apr-01-2011 18:30:

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
The rest of us.

I was gonna say Santa.

However. Jesus - peace loving hippie, who'd turn the other cheek. Mohammed - crazy, child mollesting, donkey fluffing warlord. Gotta bet on da crazy muslin.

Posted by Lira on Apr-01-2011 18:30:

Potential. Even if he lacks the experience to do the right thing, I'm sure he's going to end up killing something else and scare Med to death!

Posted by aNYthing on Apr-01-2011 18:33:

Yes, I'm undecided, coz

Posted by Desiderata on Apr-02-2011 00:43:

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Originally posted by aNYthing
Yes, I'm undecided, coz

Posted by ZuLi on Apr-02-2011 02:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It's a fun question and probably depends on how you choose to look at it. Jesus, despite being a bit of a vandal was pretty much a hippy so one could say chances are he'd just turn the other cheek (makes sense considering he coined the phrase). Mohammed on the other hand conqured whole tribes, towns, regions so on pure aggression one has to say Mohammed has the advantage. That said, the childhood gospel of Thomas (or is it Philip.. fuck, can't remember) has a story of Jesus killing a kid with a touch just to watch him die and then bringing him back to life for the lulz... that sort of power and callousness is kind of hard to compete with. Add to this the whole "Jesus the destroyer of evil" thing breaking off in the book of Revelation and the muslim belief that Jesus ain't dead but just chilling with Allah waiting to lead (and win) the epic battle against evil and you gotta go with Jesus. So it's a tough choice... Mohammed has experience in fuckin' shit up hard-core but The Big JC is the one God taps to really kick some ass... which has got to count for something. Do you go with experience or potential?

Gold

Posted by yankeeBaby on Apr-02-2011 03:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yeah but Mohammed recognised Jesus as a prophet, not messiah. For the muslims Jesus is the number 2 guy.

It's a fun question and probably depends on how you choose to look at it. Jesus, despite being a bit of a vandal was pretty much a hippy so one could say chances are he'd just turn the other cheek (makes sense considering he coined the phrase). Mohammed on the other hand conqured whole tribes, towns, regions so on pure aggression one has to say Mohammed has the advantage. That said, the childhood gospel of Thomas (or is it Philip.. fuck, can't remember) has a story of Jesus killing a kid with a touch just to watch him die and then bringing him back to life for the lulz... that sort of power and callousness is kind of hard to compete with. Add to this the whole "Jesus the destroyer of evil" thing breaking off in the book of Revelation and the muslim belief that Jesus ain't dead but just chilling with Allah waiting to lead (and win) the epic battle against evil and you gotta go with Jesus. So it's a tough choice... Mohammed has experience in fuckin' shit up hard-core but The Big JC is the one God taps to really kick some ass... which has got to count for something. Do you go with experience or potential?

Posted by knowhope on Apr-02-2011 06:10:

To the OP: you forgot to mention the ref...

BUDDAH!!!

Posted by Zharen on Apr-02-2011 07:25: