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its always the friend

don't you just hate it when you're at a bar and you see this chic that gets you hard instantly and you just can't help goin up and talking to her, and you can see that glint in her eye that shows she's also kinda sorta interested and you exchange a few words just about ready to start the game and then WHAM outta nowhere the ugly friend comes in, grabs her by the hand and whisks her away??? FUGGGGGGGGGG!!

i understand that if you've been talking to the chic for a while and she still lets her friend drag her away then she was never all that interested to begin with, but i'm talking about those cases when it's been literally less than 10 seconds before the bitch friend moves in and starts saying STOOOOPID shit like "lets go get a drink" or "i wanna go to the bathroom" wtf are you like 6 that you need someone to come with you to the bathroom?!

it appears that while the guys thrive on helping their buddies get laid, for chics they derive meaning and purpose by making sure NONE of their friends ever gets laid if they're not getting any.

Re: its always the friend

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 FUGGGGGGGGGG!!

I am envisioning you actually screaming this when it happens. Fists in the air, ala Captain Kirk in Wrath of Khan.

that's why you need to have one or more wingmen with you when youre out trolling for ass.

I usually don't engage in these kind of retarded misogynistic discussions, but yeah this is fucking annoying. Sometimes it's almost like they're jealous their friend might get some, so they have to stop it.

this only happens to ugly people.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay this only happens to ugly people.

I didn't want to be mean but yeah she saving her drunk friend who's getting hit on by an ugly dude. After a few pints you think you can sleep with someone above your pay grade and thats when the friend steps in.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay this only happens to ugly people.

lol. true, im most certainly shooting far above my league. but the thing is, women too often date down when it comes to looks.

look around you and tell me, how many beautiful couples do you see in real life (outside of hollywood)? it's almost always that both are ugly/average or the girl is waaaay hotter than the guy.

one of these days i'll be that ugly, douchy guy with a retardedly hot girl on his arm.

the funniest thing booze can do is turn a hideous woman into this slobbering thing that thinks she is hot.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 lol. true, im most certainly shooting far above my league. but the thing is, women ALWAYS date down when it comes to looks. look around you and tell me, how many beautiful couples do you see in real life (outside of hollywood)? it's almost always that both are ugly/average or the girl is waaaay hotter than the guy. one of these i'll be that ugly, douchy guy with a retardedly hot girl on his arm.

my guess is oxycontin.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 lol. true, im most certainly shooting far above my league. but the thing is, women too often date down when it comes to looks. look around you and tell me, how many beautiful couples do you see in real life (outside of hollywood)? it's almost always that both are ugly/average or the girl is waaaay hotter than the guy. one of these days i'll be that ugly, douchy guy with a retardedly hot girl on his arm.

The only 2 things that overcome ugly is money and/or great personality. but mostly money

on a

On a scale of 1 to 10 im a 3. I make minumum wage at a dead end job , im overweight, and don't brush my grillz and still i get a lot a vag.

you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

why don't you give us some insight then

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

Details and/or pics

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

besides takin turns bump'in fat lines what else?

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

Most girls make it pretty damn obvious.

They walk in to a party, scope out the dudes, then go to the bathroom. When they emerge, they all work together to get their fat friend laid. Or if (hopefully) they don't have an ugly friend in the group, they each go to their targets, but chances are only one is actually interested, the rest are just distracting his friends.

I had a girl pull some hilariously amateur BS on me once. She came up to me, talked to me for like 30 seconds, then said "let's dance!" and pulled me on to the dance floor. Not 2 minutes later, she goes "Actually, I have a boyfriend, but my [ugly] friend over here is celebrating her birthday, so you should dance with her!". Um, no thanks.

I never go to bars/clubs to pick up women. It's not like I'm trying to get laid and am too picky or something. I'm just trying to have a good time and you damn ladies have to go and get my hopes up. That's why I like EDM clubs. People go for the party, not the pussy.

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Originally posted by Quazar

All I heard is, "nerd, nerd nerd nerd nerd. nerd."

Its because chicks hate sex

thats her friend saving her from you

I don't know why girls do that. If I see one of my friends talking to an ugly chick at a club/bar, I usually round up the rest of my friends to point and laugh, not try and save him

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

Last Thursday, at this big party in this big public building I accidently went to the ladies room (I was shitfaced). It was empty when I got in, but I heard only hi-heels against the floor while in there so my mind slowly figured out something was off and I was in the wrong place (I was shitfaced). I cleverly devised an ingenious plan to bolt out from the toilet leaving everyone none the wiser (I was shitfaced). I get ready and slam open the door only see myself to stand still staring at 6 (slightly terrified) girls. Then I just bring on the smile and "oops I guess someone doesn't belong here", go up and squeeze myself between two of them so I can wash my hands. I make some charming jokes (did I mention I was shitfaced?) and I get everyone laughing. We walk out together and walk and talk some distance before I bid them adieu and take the escalator to the dance floor.

Anyway the point I'm trying to make is that I was very disappointed with the ladies room. It looked exactly the same as the mens room, sans the urinal. No pink furry walls. No couches. Not even cute decorations.

Man, you got to figure out the theory of equilibrium, also known as fit girl bating.

The point is, when you see the fit one, you KNOW there's a ugly wing-girl somewhere in the bar as they only travel in pairs. Find her, then hit on the ugly one but make sure the fit one sees it.

Here's where you have to be careful - don't hit so hard that the ugly one is ready to drag you off to the ladies for fat-thumping, do it so she' getting all giggly and wait for the prime moment when the fit one starts getting jealous, and then make your move.

Bear in mind it should only take a couple of minutes max, and if you realize it's not happening pull the ejector and get out of there. Also, Do NOT attempt when seriously drunk as you can't tell which one is which.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid All I heard is, "nerd, nerd nerd nerd nerd. nerd."

HEY!

Hey.

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Originally posted by Quazar HEY! Hey.

Next time some girl asks you randomly to dance tell her she has to blow you first.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Next time some girl asks you randomly to dance tell her she has to blow you first.

You know what, I knew this ugly malaysian bloke, and he would try to chat up any random chick. Instead of asking to dance, he'd say "wanna fuck?"

99% of the time (literally) he'd get a slap (if not worse) but he'd do it 100 times a night and got more flange than any of us.

nearly one a night would just find it cute or funny and just go "er, OK, let's go".

So there might be some truth to what you're saying.

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