Maryland Man Glued To Wal-Mart Toilet Seat

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Posted by bigjimslade002 on Apr-07-2011 13:45:

Maryland Man Glued To Wal-Mart Toilet Seat

I sh!t you not.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/ma...dex.html?hpt=T2

man people are gunna dump all over this guy.

Posted by shaw on Apr-07-2011 13:52:

How many taps for "Call 911. I'm glued to the seat" again?

Posted by gmilf on Apr-07-2011 13:57:

That's why I hover, well that and so my dick doesn't get wet.

Posted by david.michael on Apr-07-2011 14:09:

Denys, we all know you are responsible for this.

Posted by Lira on Apr-07-2011 14:39:

quote:
Originally posted by gmilf
That's why I hover, well that and so my dick doesn't get wet.

I make "the nest" (including a paradicking paper thingy in the front that protects Tobias). I thought everybody did

Posted by bas on Apr-07-2011 14:53:

Why wouldn't he put a seat cover down

Posted by gmilf on Apr-07-2011 14:54:

squaters ftw, you only have to worry about slipping.

Posted by ziptnf on Apr-07-2011 15:30:

Did he not notice a large amount of sticky goop covering the seat?

Posted by david.michael on Apr-07-2011 15:38:

I'm also a fan of the paper ass-gasket.

Posted by geroin on Apr-07-2011 19:46:

how did he not notice the glue when he sat down?

Posted by Dreyth on Apr-07-2011 20:15:

You don't even have to see the glue, just feel that there's a sticky mess on you when you sit down...

Posted by stren on Apr-07-2011 20:42:

shit! is there a live feed on CNN ?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Apr-07-2011 20:42:

I love comments on CNN like "Why are you covering this, its not news" like there is some finite limit to what CNN can post on their website and that they only have two people capable of "reporting".

Posted by stren on Apr-07-2011 20:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I love comments on CNN like "Why are you covering this, its not news" like there is some finite limit to what CNN can post on their website and that they only have two people capable of "reporting".

http://www.newser.com/story/113078/...show-video.html

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Apr-07-2011 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
http://www.newser.com/story/113078/...show-video.html

Yes, I've seen that, but at least their website takes some amount of reading comprehension and writing comprehension.

Also, unlike TV news, there is no limit to what can be reported in a period of time, since its up to the consumer to choose which articles to read, so people bitching about articles they don't like seeing because they think its not news is rather pointless, why would they even read it in the first place.

Posted by Lews on Apr-07-2011 21:56:

Why would he go into a Wal-Mart? Gross.

Posted by Imagin on Apr-08-2011 06:56:

My state makes me so proud.

Posted by denys envy on Apr-08-2011 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Denys, we all know you are responsible for this.

I bought the glue at a CVS too, so they can process the purchases made at the store that day all they want.

Posted by FuzzQi on Apr-09-2011 02:20:

He wasn't glued he was just too fat. Fat people make too many excuses up.